Nayak: The Real Hero

Itrs necessary to clamp down

on vulgar programming...

There were clouds over Delhi

and the North and...

Narayan has given

many tv interviews.

But he has never watched any

Have you never watched

your interviews on tv?

No.

Why not?

Because lrm blind

Straighten the mountain, Hanumanji.

And bring your arm in the angle

Herers the next question.

What do you need to kill mosquitoes?

Baygon Spray?

Good night mosquito mats?

Tortoise brand incense sticks?

Or a mosquitonet?

Mosquitoes.

The right answer!

This gentleman is our first bore!

Wherers the Mother?

The director wants you

Whatrs the program for today?

Werre shooting a music video today

Whyrre you standing here? Hurry up.

Wonrt you wear some clothes first?

These are my clothes! Irm your

senior programming executive.

And yourre just a cameraman.

Wherers Topi?

- Herers topi (cap)

Lucky thing to have found

a place like that.

Wonrt you say something now?

- What?

What a way to sing!

Look at your fatherinlaw here!

You...?

- Yes. Hers no mike-man...

hers a thirdrate lightman!

Shut up, you old sonofagun!

You, lrm going to...

That girl had even said, rrl love yourr

and you had to butt in!

Bloody crocodile...

Shut up! And tell me...

are you marrying my daughter or not?

Irve got to fix a date!

Just like you to go on

like a bad LP record!

Will I marry your daughter?

Wonrt you?

You and your daughter... stinking

noodles! Will I marry her?

Wonrt you marry Maggi?

- No!

In that case, lrll touch

your weak spot!

Try doing it...

- I will!

Go ahead...

- Mister...

Ask him what werre fighting for.

- You neednrt interfere in this...

Bloody eunuch!

- What?

Bloody eunuch!

- lnsolent man!

Will you marry Maggi or wonrt you?

Lay off, bald egg!

You touch my weak spot?

Irm not marrying your daughter!

Call for you, Topi.

Did you call our client an eunuch?

Someone tickled my ribs...

I call such guys eunuchs.

Bloody eunuch!

Shut up, you dog!

Dog?!

Not dog, sir...

eunuch, lay off!

Topi, are you marrying my daughter

or arenrt you?

Get lost!

Irve lost my job!

Tell the M.D. about my weakness.

Get in... so whatrs your problem?

- Whenever lrm tickled...

Bloody eunuch!

What did you say?

Stop the car! Donrt leave me here!

Stop!

rrLook back at me, my loverr

rrCome, fall in love with merr

rrGive me love for my love;

give me a rose...rr

rrDonrt you be scaredrr

rrDonrt you refuse merr

rrWrite your feelings

on a piece of paperrr

rrLook at me, my loverr

rrCome, fall in love with merr

rrLetrs lie on the hot sands,

and breathe togetherrr

rrOn the sly, letrs make loverr

rrLetrs run away togetherrr

rrCarry me on your shouldersrr

rrTake me to a temple

on Fridaysrr

rrOn Saturdays, letrs

go to the discothequerr

rrTake me to watch the

The Titanic on Sundayrr

rrLook at me, my loverr

rrCome, fall in love with merr

rrWerre made for each otherrr

rrThe two of us are

made for each otherrr

rrSo whatrs wrong with you guys?rr

rrWhy are you looking away, my love?rr

rrHave you grown old at heart?rr

rrYourre a machine,

not a man anymore rr

rrYour insides are looseningrr

rrYourre like a plantrr

rrWhy were born at all?rr

rrln love, my love... rr

rrlrve even grown a beardrr

rrYourve passed out...

and werve taken a beatingrr

rrShould I give away my heart,

my life is going to be ruinedrr

rrShould I be a winner in life...

Irll find a thousand girls, babyrr

rrLook at me, my love rr

rrWerre not going to fall in love rr

rrCome, fall in love with me rr

Come on in, son.

Whatrs todayrs cartoon, Papa?

- Look at this.

Yourve made a politician

out of me?

I wished to see my son

as the chief minister today.

Chief Minister?

You mustrve been dreaming.

Oh no. I showed your horoscope to

the astrologer today. He was amazed.

He said he had seen a horoscope

like yours, eighty years ago.

Only Lal Bahadur Shastri

had as good a horoscope.

Well? Yourre going to

be a leader, are you?

Ird have been happy if you said

lrd be a programming director...

or won an Olympics medal.

But you send me into politics!

Know whatpolitics is?

A gutter!

Hurry up... itrs about to go. Look!

What happened, Mom?

Shivars name will appear now.

Camerawork:
Shivaji Rao...

go and ring up the briders folks!

Dammit! Couldnrt they hold the

credits for another five minutes?

Your sonrs name appears for a second

and you kick up a fuss.

I thought you had seen a snake.

You donrt know anything.

Just stay quiet.

You havenrtpaid me the

money you lost yesterday.

I will... sure will.

Or lrm not your son.

What are you doing...? What?

Whyrre you applying the henna?

Yes, lrm applying henna.

But lrm not a kid anymore, Ma.

Oh sure, yourre a grown up man.

No matter how much you grow,

you will remain my son, okay?

Look at those pictures

and choose a girl.

This one looks like Tulsi,

doesnrt she? And this oners Henna!

I showed her your picture.

She said you look like Shaktiman!

Dad! Do I look like Shaktiman?

lrd reason with a wife, not tv!

Havenrt you liked her, son?

Shers good, but somethingrs lacking.

What thing?

That thing which makes butterflies

flutter in your stomach...

that which goes straight

to the heart and says,

rrThis is it! Full and final!rr

Do you feel that when...

you see that girl in rrHum Paanchrr?

- Hum Paanch...?

That idiotbox is making you

talk like an idiot

Keep out of this! Yourre always

interfering like a commercial break!

Tell me what kind of a girl

you want. Irll find her for you.

With hair like the clouds...

her eyes like that of a fish...

rosy lips...

a nose like that of a parrot...

a slender neck

like a peahenrs...

and tender hands

like a lotus...

that would be something.

A girl like this?

You mustnrt go looking for a bride

for him! Yourll bring home anything!

Is this any girl? Itrs a witch!

Just what you were before marriage

And how were you to look at?

- l...? I was...

He looked like a perfect cartoon!

You take my place?

Lucky guy

Hello and welcome to Phulgaon

As you can see,

itrs a lovely place...

and our Chief Minister Mr Balram

Chavan is paying a visit here today

On behalf on Qtv, your

favourite anchorperson Urmila

Long live the Chief Minister!

Long live the Chief Minister!

Donrt bow. This garland is meant for

Dr Ambedkarrs bust, not you.

What kind of Chief Secretary are

you? You ought to have told me!

C.M., my foot! Illiterate ass!

I typed out the whole

program for him.

Is the Minister distributing dhotis?

He might snatch the one you wear!

Go away.

Glory to Babasaheb Ambedkar

Minister... please shake my hand!

Irm Pawar!

They wonrt let me meet you, sir!

Irve been waiting for you!

Itrs I who did all the decoration!

Irve been waiting for you, sir!

Let him go. Set him free

Long live, the Chief Minister!

Come here.

Irm blessed, sir! I only wanted

to shake hands with you

Drive the car.

lrve been waiting all day, sir!

Shake hands with me, sir...

Please, sir!

Thank you very much, sir!

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