New York, I Love You Page #6
At least then the pain would
be the same on both sides.
Equal. Everything always
has to be equal with you.
I'm a democratic
sort of fellow.
Well, see how
democratic you feel
when you fall down
I'm not breaking any hips.
Is there some place
you got to get to later?
What is your hurry?
My hurry is I want to get
there before next week.
At the rate you walk...
You want faster?
Divorce me and get yourself
a younger man.
Tom Cruise, perhaps.
You think you're funny?
I do, as a matter of fact.
Then what would you do,
Mr. Smarty-pants?
Mr. I'm so independent,
I don't need any help
opening the pickle jar.
I got caught in a pickle.
You'd still be putting on your
jacket if it wasn't for me.
[horn honks]
Go ahead, hit me,
why don't you?
Want to run me down?
[scoffs]
All the time, honking like
they own the place.
We could have driven.
Who could have driven? You?
You're going to give me
a heart attack now?
What's the good
of having a car
if I never get
to drive it?
You can't drive. You can't
even read the street sign.
I still have my license.
Only because
that girl at the DMV
took pity on you.
All that flirting
with her, oh.
It was embarrassing.
Brighton Beach Avenue.
As if you didn't know
what street this was.
I know what street this is. Of
course you know what street this is.
You think I don't know what street
this is? Did I say you didn't?
I was reading the street sign.
I married.
Hurry up, it's green.
The light's going to change.
Step up.
Okay.
You sure?
We're not in any rush.
I said I'm okay.
Don't walk so fast.
I don't want to have to
call an ambulance.
I don't want to think about trying to
make that cell phone she sent us work.
Did you call her?
She called me.
What did she say?
What do you think she said?
"How are you? How is Dad?
What are you doing?"
And what did you
say to her?
I told her we're doing the
Good.
She said she sent us
a card, and did we get it.
Did we get a card?
Did you see any card?
Maybe it just
didn't get here yet.
She probably sent it late.
Don't criticize.
I'm not criticizing.
You are criticizing.
I'm just saying,
she probably forgot
and then remembered
at the last minute.
You wait and see.
The postmark
will be yesterday,
as if it could get here
from France in one day.
Where are you going?
I don't want
to take the ramp.
Well, the ramp is easier.
I will take the stairs.
You're going to kill me.
[sighs]
Today of all days, he decides
he will finally kill me--
Do away with me by making me
take the stairs.
Give me a heart attack,
just watching you
take the stairs.
They have smart police
these days,
like the cute one on CSI.
They will figure it out.
It will make headlines--
Man kills wife
on 63rd anniversary,
walking up stairs.
[grunts]
[wheels rattle over boardwalk]
Hey, hey!
Hoodlums!
Let's go have lunch.
Let's go. Come on.
Let's go.
I'm coming,
I'm coming.
Lift your feet.
I'm lifting.
No, you're shuffling.
Lift your feet. Lift.
I'm lifting, I'm lifting.
All right. Come on.
I fixed your hat
a little bit.
You're looking okay
with your hat.
Yeah.
Looking pretty
good-looking to me.
[Man]
Look at me.
Look at me.
I look terrible.
I don't understand
what happened.
Happened. What happened?
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