Newness Page #2

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Yeah.

We were safe, but

you know it's like a.

Yeah.

Date.

I mean, I was with, I

was on another date, too.

But we didn't hook up,

no it kinda went

south before that.

Okay.

Well maybe I should go and then.

You hungry?

- Yeah.

- You like ramen?

There's a place around

the corner, it's open.

Yeah, I bet.

Is this weird?

Why?

Because of the other guy?

- Yeah, is it okay?

- No, it's not weird.

Yeah I got my mushroom penis.

Okay.

So your dad is American.

No my mom.

My mom's America but,

they met in Spain and

then they fell in love

and then my mom

moved there, and then

la la la la boom, I'm born.

La la la la boom,

that's the Spanish

for baby making?

Yeah.

You wanna have kids?

Yeah, I wanna have kids.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

But I don't want to get married.

No?

Who gets married?

I did, I got married.

You were married?

Yeah, briefly, yeah.

How was it?

Brief.

My sister just got married now.

- Oh she did?

- Yeah.

In Spain, she's so in love.

Did you go?

Yeah.

But it was kinda sad, you know.

Because it remind me

how much I miss them.

What about you?

What about me what?

Have you ever been in love?

Yeah I think so.

I mean, when people,

they say they are in love

it's because they think

they're in love, right?

So,

yeah.

Yeah.

- You pee in sinks?

- No.

You don't pee in sinks?

You pee in sinks?

Oh yeah, I pee in sinks.

That's because

you pee everywhere

like a dog.

Hey, do you like soft scramble?

I don't like the texture.

Fried eggs?

If I make some

will you try them?

Alright how about

I do some scrambled

and then I'll do you

a fried egg as well

and then if you don't

like the scramble.

Okay.

You got that too, alright?

- Okay.

- Okay?

Okay.

Go on toast.

What?

Go on toast.

Go on toast?

- Yeah.

- It's on, it's working.

What?

- What?

- What?

I'm ticklish.

What?

I'm really ticklish.

Alright, okay.

Good smile?

- It's good.

- Yeah?

You like it?

It's all in the details,

little things get 'em right.

What are you doing today?

Nothing.

What are you doing today?

Same.

Nothing?

Wanna hangout?

No no no.

They're kinda cool.

What?

I'm gonna get you.

If you could pick any one

of these in this room,

you can take it home.

- Which one?

- Yeah.

In the whole room?

- Any one.

- That one.

One of three art options

you will steal between

these two, okay.

You have to choose one.

Okay you can, now.

Now?

- Hi.

- This is my boyfriend Martin.

Blake.

- Hi, how's it going?

- This is Blake.

Don't stop.

Don't stop.

10 minutes.

Do you wanna move in with me?

Yeah.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Yeah.

Done.

I still cannot believe

you're doing this.

It's just a soft move.

Bye, I love you.

Bye.

Got everything?

You are mine.

F*** being single.

Yeah, f*** it.

F*** being single.

One,

two, three.

You know these,

like our little universe,

like three stars,

the freckles.

Yeah.

This faint little

stars of the universe,

one day will make me cry

because now it's like I

will always look at them

and I will always remember you.

I love you.

I love you.

Quick and pull.

Okay.

Who's Paul?

Who's Paul?

Now my ex best friend.

Why do we have to go?

Allegedly I had danced so much

that the shirt I was

wearing actually shrank

from the sweat.

I'd never done

ecstasy in my life.

To you.

To you guys, to you!

No, to you guys.

Remember the year

you thought I forgot?

Remember that time

I went on our date.

Don't do it,

seriously don't do it.

Don't do it, this is.

Oh wow.

Oh wow, oh wow.

Don't kiss my wife on the lips.

I know.

Sorry.

- See ya later.

- Bye.

Oh my god.

Wait wait wait wait wait.

Hey.

I'm sorry.

I mean I want you to but,

I'm just so tired.

I'm sorry, I'm just

so f***ing tired.

Okay.

Let's have lots of sex

in the morning, okay?

Oh my god.

Alright.

I'm out.

Have a good day.

Hey.

Come here.

Should I put more of this?

Yeah.

- Like one more?

- That's good, yeah.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Yeah genie likes this.

Really?

She likes the bread.

Here's this guy.

Like these seed things.

Yeah it's got

the seeds in the crust.

She's sick.

Genie has dementia and

other issues, the

dementia goes in and out.

It ain't all roses.

You're so sweet.

No.

Yes.

No, here get it.

Hey, arty,

can I use the bathroom?

Uh huh.

It's through the TV room.

Thank you.

- I think so.

- I just need one button.

- I like that.

- One button to turn it off.

It is one button now.

On that main remote.

Well how come

it's still like snow?

Thank you.

What?

- It's still snow.

- That's 'cause the cable's

not going on, so you have to,

you have to switch it to

the cable at the top, okay?

Martin, do you have a sister?

- Um no.

- We'd like to say

a little grace.

I saw a picture.

- If you'd like.

- No.

- Gabi.

- Sure.

We thank you god, for this food

we are about to eat, and

for the company of friends

and for all of the

blessings you bestow upon us

every day, thank you god.

Where's Bethany?

No, this is gabi, mom.

Gabriela.

Bethany and Martin

divorced several years ago.

This Martin's new girlfriend.

She's from Spain.

Barcelona.

Have your special bread.

With the seeds in the crust.

Yeah, I know.

I like those seeds in the crust.

How long were you married?

Eight months.

I don't wanna talk

about it please.

Silent treatment

the whole way home

and now you're gonna

dig up this sh*t.

Your mom said where is Bethany.

I think I should know

something about that.

She made a mistake, okay.

Her brain's

deteriorating, she can't

figure a lot of stuff out

you just have to get past it.

Yeah, but that's

the other thing, I know that,

I know that, because

your dad has talked to me

about that today.

You have not said that

to me about your mom.

You have not said that

you have a sister.

I don't, so.

Just talk to me.

Do you have a sister?

No, gabi, I don't have

a sister, she's dead.

She's dead?

Yeah, please, stop.

I'm sorry.

It's fine, but you keep digging.

I'm not digging.

Don't say that, I'm asking.

Because I should know

because I'm your

girlfriend, right?

I mean.

Girlfriends know

that kind of stuff.

You wanna talk about it?

You can talk about it with me.

Fine, I'll talk about it.

Okay, look.

My sister died in a car

accident when she was 16.

The money from the settlement

paid for me to go to college,

it completely

destroyed my family,

and it's never been

the same since then.

Is that better?

Yeah, it's better

because I know.

But I don't want you

to say it's better

like an a**hole.

Okay so now

I talk to you.

Because I'm finding

it out.

I talk to you

and I'm the a**hole still.

I mean, Martin

you're talking to me about--

I try to tell you something

that's personal to me--

Because I find out.

And you call me an a**hole?

Yeah great, perfect,

yeah thanks.

I'm just saying that

I'm right now talking

about that with you

because I'm finding out

not because you're

talking about it.

I just want you to tell

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