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You have to finish it

before the teacher comes.

- Okay, ChuI-soo?

- Dad, what's wrong?

Give me the phone.

l want to talk to Daddy, too.

The spirit of this number's owner

has been connected with the universe

and scattered to

uncountabIe pieces

to the meaningIess point

of no boundaries.

Daddy's not coming today again?

The owner has no more

metaphysicaI weight and voIume.

Chul-soo, when daddy comes

l'm going to eat pork cutlet.

You will?

How many will you eat?

Nine-hundred.

l'm going to eat

ten-thousand, one-hundred.

l'm going to eat one-thousand

million billion trillion.

Okay, let's roll up the sleeves.

As you know, the great Iight descended

from the skies three weeks ago,

and the worId was dominated

by BeeIzebub.

They have horns on their heads

and some have taiIs and some don't.

Like the sun, his existence itself

can bend time and space.

Our God can onIy...

Who is this?

l don't know.

They followed him around

and called him boss.

You went outside?

l can see them

from the bathroom window.

How did she see them?

You have a guest.

Dad! Somebody's here!

Where's daddy?

Be quiet.

Soon-yee, never touch stuff

like this, okay?

You'll get hurt.

Dad! Somebody's here!

Who is it?

Your fried chicken is here.

You ordered chicken?

l didn't order it.

Ah, this isn't chicken.

lt's sweet and sour pork.

l didn't order it. Please go.

So nobody ordered it, huh?

l'm sorry but could you give me

a glass of water?

l'm so thirsty.

Please.

l'm so thirsty.

Please open the door.

No, please go.

My dad said not to open the door.

Liar.

Your dad's not even home.

Can't we just give him water?

No, dad told me not to

open the door.

Please open the door.

l'm so thirsty. Please.

Then just drink the water and go.

Of course.

l'll leave in five minutes.

Aren't you going to drink the water?

l will later.

Take off your shoes.

- Who's that outside?

- Huh?

- l don't know.

- Aren't they with you?

No, l don't know them.

Take off your shoes.

lf you're not going to drink

the water, then go!

Sorry, l'm used to western etiquette.

Telling me to take off my shoes...

Aren't you being too violent?

Never mind.

Looks like l'll be staying longer

than five minutes.

Sons of b*tches. Sons of b*tches.

Maeng-ku, stop.

Son of a b*tch.

You're small enough

to go in the car.

Your mother must be differ...

Think l don't have any friends?

Leave! Or else l'll call the police!

Come inside.

There are no cops outside.

You must have not gone outside.

That's okay, nice kids...

Come inside.

No need to take off your shoes.

lt was a girl?

Why? You didn't see her before?

l didn't. Why didn't you tell me?

Why should l?

Strange...

- Sons of b*tches.

- What?

Oh yeah, Maeng-ku has no manners.

This place seems neat and tidy.

So let's stay quietly and then leave.

We'll see about

whether we'll hunt or not.

But do we have room in the car?

lt seemed full.

We can shove them in.

Leave!

- Sons of b*tches. Sons of b*tches.

- He's telling us to leave.

- Make the bird quiet.

- Leave!

l was trying to clean this

but the bird keeps making noise.

l told you to leave!

Don't cry.

You're so disrespectful.

You're supposed to be polite

at someone else's house.

That was a mistake.

Maeng-ku kept telling me that...

He kept telling me

that l'm a son of a b*tch.

Son of a b*tch...

l'm sorry.

l wasn't trying to kill it.

Maeng-ku kept telling me...

Get up.

Get up!

What's wrong?

Why can't you act right for once!

Let's forget about the past.

What's important is what goes on

between us from now on.

How old are you?

Five years old?

l bet you're ripe for a girl

your age, huh?

Misters.

We'll be quiet.

But you have to promise me

when you'll leave.

We'll leave soon.

When?

ln five minutes?

You know what my nickname is?

Hercules (tiny sausage).

l was so worried about mine

long time ago.

lf there are big eggplants,

then there are

small sausages too, right?

So if l put mine in a little,

it won't hurt that much...

Go away, you son of a b*tch.

Hey, you know how to fight?

Come here.

l'm sorry.

Because of a sudden mistake,

l killed your Maeng-ku.

Hey, it's okay.

No, l killed Maeng-ku.

Hey, we were going to leave

here in five minutes.

Sh*t, but only three minutes

have passed.

lf l keep on like this,

l won't be able to sleep tonight.

We haven't slept in ten days.

This is all thanks to beelzebub

taking our load of sleep.

Can't we use it?

Use what?

You know, that.

You want us to use it?

No.

Know how disappointed our superiors

would be if we used it on that bird?

No.

Cruel bastard.

l think he's right about that.

No.

Five minutes have passed.

Okay.

But we have to inform

our superiors about using it.

We're obligated to do that at least.

Mister, five minutes have passed.

- This is an important matter!

- Hey, what's wrong with you?

l won't let you talk to her like that.

Hello? Yes, it's me, sir.

You remember me, right?

lt's Raoh.

The name from

the ''Fist of the North Star''.

l loaded all the ones we've hunted

in the car.

Hello? No, sir.

l loaded them all in the car.

Can we put the needle in Maeng-ku?

Thank you.

lndeed, the three-eyed masters

all are truly magnificent.

What about the girl?

l was planning on doing just that.

Yes.

l will bring them quickly.

l understand. Have a nice day.

What are you going to do?

Will Maeng-ku live again?

Of course, l was also given this shot

and came back...

Liar.

- This is very expensive.

- No, just go.

- The shot's price...

- l don't have any money.

What we need isn't money.

l have to take that girl.

Take who?

That girl.

What?

Didn't you hear him?

We're taking that girl

for the price of the shot.

No, you sons of b*tches.

All of you get out of here!

lf you don't, l'll kill all of you!

You don't need to get that angry.

We're not going to take her

and force her to work.

We're going to dissect her,

patch her up and bring her back.

What's dissect?

Leave or else l'll kill you all.

Don't kill them.

So what?

Do l use the needle or not?

Leave.

Call daddy and tell him

to hurry home.

l don't know.

l already gave it the shot.

Good job.

ls this the police?

Mister Policeman,

some guys came into our house.

Yes.

Yes.

Mister.

Mister.

Yes?

Are you Raoh?

Why?

He asked to talk to you.

Hello?

Yes, but the boy keeps threatening us,

saying that he'll stab us and kill us.

Can't we just leave?

Yes.

Yes, but if the boy

doesn't want to...

Yes, l understand.

Hello?

Hello?

l love you.

Bye.

That boy over there.

Over there.

He said to kill him.

Now let's pick who does it.

Rock, paper, scissors.

What?

Rock, paper, scissors.

Can you move?

l've been on my feet all day.

Lie down.

This won't do.

l told you to lie down here.

Wrap her up.

l'm sorry.

You're sorry?

Lie down.

l won't tell you to leave anymore.

Lie down.

l'm sorry.

Lie down.

l'm sorry.

Come on, lie down.

l'm sorry.

Lie down.

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