Night of the Demons

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# Come on out

and party with the dead #

# The sun's going down,

better say your prayers #

# The demons come alive

on Halloween #

# Come on out

and party with the dead #

# The sun's going down,

better say your prayers #

# The demons come alive

on Halloween #

We got to make money

on this one, buddy,

or it's out on the f***ing street.

All we need now is these b*tches

to put on their costumes

and show up.

That's horrible. Yeah.

Halloween's supposed to be scary.

Yeah, but that is, um...

Yeah, so you wear

a scary costume,

not some slutty,

man-getting outfit like that.

What... what is that?

Whatever. Can it, biotch.

Fix my whiskers.

- Slut.

- Whore.

- Hussy.

- Jezebel.

Tart.

You've got to be kidding me.

What?

You can't be dressed like a cat.

Why not?

Because I told you

that I was gonna be a cat.

She spent a long time

making those ears.

I don't know why you made them.

I mean, you can buy super-cute ones

at the drugstore.

These were $5 or something.

What? You worried Dex

is gonna be there?

What's wrong with you?

If you must know,

I'm having...

a bit of a chafing situation.

My fishnets are not doing

kind things to my Brazilian.

Ew!

I have some aloe vera

in the bathroom, so help yourself.

Wait. Where did you go?

- Clean Cheeks.

- What? They're butchers.

Why didn't you just go

to the Honey Pot?

'Cause Clean Cheeks

is the original.

Okay. I'm sorry,

but I don't like the idea

of a beautician

snapping on rubber gloves

and putting hot wax

on my pink parts

with a popsicle stick.

Whoa! Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

So you're telling me you don't wax?

No. It's au naturel for me.

But guys like it better.

You know what?

Once they're close enough to notice,

they don't care.

All right, so you keep

the hedge trimmers by the bed, then?

Oh, no, no, wait.

You help guide them in with flares.

You know what?

I'm starting to understand

why you guys went as pussies

for Halloween.

Cats! We're p*ssy cats.

Okay.

Trick or treat!

You are the prettiest

trick-or-treaters!

I have something for you.

Oh, my gosh.

Now, I have all kinds of sweets.

Just grab a bunch.

Thank you.

So what are you talking about?

You were...

Yeah.

- Check out the fireman.

- Where?

Over by the mummy.

- Oh, that's a good hat.

- Yeah.

I like it.

Jesus.

No, there's gonna be

tons of food at Angela's.

Here. Take that.

Hold on, now.

Look at that guy.

He's got to be 15 or 16!

- Oh, easily.

- They're giving him candy?

- Why are they giving him candy?

- Why do you think?

With that mask, he looks like

he's gonna pull a home invasion.

Oh, this is so wrong.

- Hey! That's mine!

- A**hole!

Oh, a**hole!

He's going down.

That's it, buddy.

Going down.

- Whoo! Yes!

- I'm going down there.

We... we got him, dude.

Wait for me.

No costume, no candy!

No costume, no candy!

No costume, no candy,

motherf***er!

No costume, no candy!

Got that?

Oh, my God.

Angela and I used to sneak out

to the Broussard mansion

all the time

when we were younger.

She used to tell me the wildest

stories about that place.

Are you sure this looks okay?

Yes! God, stop worrying.

You look great.

Besides, after a kamikaze or two,

you're not gonna care anyways.

- I think it's an open bar.

- Really? For $10?

Yep. Angela's been planning

this party forever.

How long have you known her?

Since high school.

She was a senior.

I was a sophomore.

She terrified me, but one summer

we ended up working together

and got to be friends at Taco Bell.

- Yeah.

- You worked at Taco Bell?

That is awesome.

No, seriously, one piece

of advice about Angela.

Don't let her around

any guys you like.

She'll go for them right away.

She can't help it, though.

She'll go after Dex.

Even Colin.

Really?

All right. You can do this.

It's crowded.

Way too many witnesses.

So, just go in there,

you say, "It's great

doing business with you,"

shake his hand.

Piece of cake.

F***.

Sh*t.

# Darkness falls #

# The nightmare begins #

# I crawl out

from the shadows again #

# Blood will flow #

# She'll scream in pain #

# Let the show begin #

Colin.

So nice to see you.

Yeah. Hey.

You too.

How are things?

Brave boy

coming into the lion's den.

Are you here to see Nigel?

Yeah.

Is he in a good mood or not?

I think he is very happy.

Nigel. Colin's here.

Go on.

Uh, Nigel?

I can, uh, come back

another time if you'd like.

No. You sit the f*** down.

Okay.

Are you a liar?

Or are you an idiot?

Look, Nige.

I'm sorry.

No one's willing to pay

the same price anymore.

That's why your cut was so low.

Answer the f***ing question.

Are you a liar,

or are you an idiot?

I'm an idiot.

You're a smart guy.

You went to college, right?

You know anything

about economic theory?

The law of supply and demand?

Now...

the drug supply around here

hasn't changed,

and the demand...

Well, we're in a city

that was destroyed

by a f***ing hurricane.

People are desperate,

people are unhappy,

they want their f***ing drugs.

And I can make it up to you.

So there is no way

for the prices to go down.

Look, there's a really huge party

that's being thrown tonight

by Angela Feld.

Are you almost done?

Not yet.

Here's what I'm gonna supply...

one last chance.

Not a last chance to work for me...

a last chance to work,

to eat, to f***,

to do anything else.

And here's what I'm gonna demand.

Twice what you usually give me

by tomorrow night.

You get arrested,

you get in a car accident,

you get into some other

unforeseen f***ing tragedy,

and I really don't f***ing care.

Double my money.

I- I...

Supply and demand, Colin.

Supply and demand.

So, what do you think?

Holy sh*t!

# There's a crack in the mirror #

# And a bloodstain on the bed #

# There's a crack in the mirror #

# And a bloodstain on the bed #

# Oh, you were a vampire #

# And, baby, I'm walking dead #

# Oh, you were a vampire #

# And, baby, I'm walking dead #

# I got the ways and means #

# To New Orleans #

# I'm going down by the river #

# Where it's warm and green #

# I'm gonna have a drink #

# And walk around #

# I got a lot to think about #

# Oh, yeah #

# Oh, yeah #

This is great!

I told you.

I'm gonna go find a bar.

Don't disappear on me.

Call me if you get lost.

No. No, no, no.

Not tonight.

Come on. I'll keep it quiet.

Hey, what Angela doesn't know

won't kill her, right?

Come on.

Yeah. No, Andrew Jackson

costumes, they don't cut it.

But maybe if you came

as, say, like, Ben Franklin,

I might be able

to look the other way.

Sh*t.

Here.

Enjoy the party.

# Bound in flesh, wrapped in skin #

# What you feel is not a sin #

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Hi. What's that?

Kosar Goldskull.

Great. I'll have one.

# Come on, now, just follow me #

# Just come with me #

# Love me, hate me #

Watch it!

Sorry.

# Taste me #

Dex!

# Love me, hate me #

How are you?

Uh, good. Really good.

I, uh, just got back two weeks ago.

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