Nitro Circus: The Movie Page #2

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Get in here,

you little rubber neck, you sick puppy.

Can we be done

with the skyscraper blob drop?

Do you see what just happened?

Tommy ejected, missed all the safety boxes

and slammed into the ground.

My f***ing ass.

If Tommy had bounced the other way,

he would have lobbed himself

right off the building

and that would have

been the end of Tommy.

Tommy, I got a couple cheeseburgers

comin' your way.

Thank you for launching me

over that building safely.

Outside of Streetbike Tommy,

you guys are far superior athletes.

We're more theatrical with our costumes

and man-on-man contact.

You guys have more things with motors

in them, and we do more pranks.

I came from Jackass

and when I met the Nitro family,

it felt very familiar to me.

I get the dynamics of it right away.

It's like all the same inbred family.

Really just always boiled down to the

difference between Jackass and Nitro was,

our Jackass stunts are always

designed to fail.

Everyone accepts that.

Nitro stunts, you have

to succeed or you die.

Same mother, different daddies.

In this game of Freedom Flyers,

the objective is for me

to leave my mother's nest and fly,

with the help of a bungee cord

and a jelly doughnut inner tube.

Hit that there jump, launch in

and take out as many of my friends

and as much of their

home as possible.

In other words, I'm a wrecking

ball in the form of a bird.

So Rubs, this is your speed test for this.

We need to line up how you're gonna jump,

and to see how fast you need to go.

- So you're our guinea diver.

The water's three foot deep.

You're gonna be 20 feet in the air

going at 120 feet in distance,

no problem.

Okay, let's get you on that tube.

You got it, Rubs!

Is that far enough?

They told me it was time

for me to leave the mother's nest,

and I'm ready to go right back into that nest.

I think that was the biggest

DDT body slam I ever had.

Oh, I don't know about this one.

There's so much

that could possibly go great here.

- Great possibilities.

- There's a lot of scenarios.

The goal was Tommy,

now the goal is to take out Parks.

Parks is the only one left on top.

I still think Tommy should be hit.

All right, I'm ready to freedom fly.

- Go get 'em, Roner.

- Good luck, Roner!

Oh, he's hit!

Oh, my God!

What the... Yeah!

Roner gave a thumbs-up.

Parks, you hit the water so fast.

That was like, "Boom! Judo chop!"

That was one of the hardest hits

I've ever had.

The thing about freedom is you can never

stop fighting for it, so we're gonna try again.

Freedom!

Freedom!

Freedom!

Whoo!

That was a lot of destruction,

that was awesome.

Special got knocked the F out.

Special took it.

Wow, what a hit.

Freedom Flyers has been

pretty damn rough until this point.

But unfortunately, we didn't accomplish

what I was trying to accomplish,

which was take out my friends

and their home.

I think we gotta do it again

which sucks for me,

but I'm gonna try to have a positive attitude

and try to catch more air.

Red rover, red rover! Send Roner on over!

You can take our lives,

but you can't take our freedom!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Perfect. Back up!

Perfect!

Oh, f***!

That's gonna leave a mark.

- We gotta carry him off the battlefield...

- You got blood on there.

- We gotta carry him.

- Holy sh*t!

That's probably

where your teeth are bleeding from...

Is that Roner's blood? Wow.

As soon as I saw you take off,

I was like, "He's hitting straight Tommy. "

And I was like, "Uh-oh... "

For a minute I'm like,

"I got this, I got the stars. "

You dropped.

When I saw you, I was like,

"Yes! I finally got one!"

For all you people that wanna be on

Nitro Circus and come out and do this stuff,

ooh, it's so much fun.

Perfect!

As we found out, freedom ain't free of pain.

To fill an arena

in Las Vegas is no easy task.

Everyone tells them they can't do it.

A loss in what they do

is different than losing a game.

You miss a field goal, you miss a field goal.

You miss doing a double back flip, you die.

And they approach every obstacle like that.

Those are paying fans

looking to be entertained.

You just can't lose.

Travis' compound that he has in Maryland

is a true testament that he lives this life.

It's in such a beautiful setting,

these lush trees all around and it's just,

yeah, the devil's playground, man.

Death is everywhere,

you can smell it in the air.

The only thing that is burnt in my brain

from that dude's house,

is the first time I went there.

We're going into the foam pit

and this random dude just comes around,

and he's like, "Travis, can I flip?"

And Travis said,

"Yeah, flip. Just don't go right. "

And that's when the dude took the 110

off the side.

Like, smoked himself.

And I saw that with my own eyes

and I was like, "Dude, don't go right. "

Burnt into my brain.

It's a little factory of bad ideas.

Well, Trav, after all these years

of talking about it,

you finally built this loop in your backyard.

And every single thing that we do,

someone in our crew steps up

and Jolene has volunteered to step up first.

Thank you, Jolene.

So you came right out this morning,

said you wanna hit this first.

Comin' in hot. Everyone's got to go

first once and I just... Just go.

- Push me down the hill. I don't care.

- We don't even know if this works.

All right, let's get up there and do this.

- This is a way better loop.

- You're on your third loop.

- Hey, guys, Tommy's on his third loop!

- I'm lookin' for a baker's dozen.

Loops are stupid.

I don't know why we built one.

I guess just to see all these people

that scared, that are such bad-asses.

And Jolene gears up first. Crazy girl. Crazy.

I have nothing but wonderful things

to say about Jolene

because I am scared to death of her.

Being the only girl in that whole crew,

it must be very difficult.

And she pulls it off like a champ.

For someone who doesn't have balls,

she has the biggest set.

It looks fun, though, Jo.

You're in the hot seat, not me,

but it does look fun.

- My main concern is aiming.

- I do have a word of advice.

- Do you want to hear it?

- I don't.

I think I want to vomit. So I think I want to go.

Okay, we're ready to go,

but aim for the black line.

That's my word of advice.

- Just get in there and hit that thing!

- Yeah, what's takin' so long?

Okay, just stop talking!

Yes, ma'am.

Yeah, Jo!

- Okay.

- This is gonna be cool.

- Got it.

That was awesome! That was awesome!

That was rad.

Good job, man, she stuck that thing.

She's pumped. Look at that.

I own you, Mr Loop!

You're saying don't lean too far forward

'cause you'll die?

I don't know. I did a tricycle,

you're doing a wheelchair. Big difference.

Oh, man.

I need some wheelchair advice.

Yes, and unfortunately,

you're the only one of your kind,

- so, sorry you don't get any advice.

- So I gotta talk to myself.

You're a unicorn.

You're the only one of your kind.

Only the only difference between a unicorn

and you is that you've been spotted.

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