No Clue Page #8

If you saw me fight Church, you know

I have his gun.

so I am calling the shots.

Yeah, but you already said you're not a killer,

so I know you're not going to kill me.

I could give you a permanent limp.

I don't walk that much anyway.

I could make it so you eat nothing but soup

for the next two years!

Damn. How'd you know my weak spot was food?

Lucky guess.

Plus, there's about two dozen burger wrappers

on the floor of your car.

Oh, please.

There's maybe eight.

Back to the hotel.

It's clear.

Good.

Because I don't wanna...

Oh, he's right-he's right there...

That's not clear at all.

I meant it's clear of Church.

Oh, I just-I wasn't clear what

you meant by clear.

What are you looking for?

A laptop.

Or an external hard drive.

Is that what you want to steal?

- Maybe.

Yeah, by all means, keep me in the dark.

It's not like I'm involved.

Ghk! Another comic book nerd. Do you

want to steal these so that you can...

Wait a minute...that comic book in

your motel. That was Miles'

You stole Miles' comic book!

What, are you gonna tell the teacher?

I already told you I was a thief.

I went to Miles' office, he wasn't there.

So I cracked his safe.to see what

was in it.

As anyone would.

The comic book and all that stuff

was in there.

Well, why would you steal that?

Because it was in plastic,

which means it's valuable.

Unbelievable.

That's a very rare rookie card.

That license plate probably isn't even

from a real movie, is it?

How should I know?

Your're a thief and a fibber

I know.

Shameful.

You know, a lot of these, uh, hotels have

Bibles in the night stands.

Why don't you steal one of those

and read it, ya sinner.

What's that?

I dunno.

It says "DDAYSPM".

Maybe it's a password.

Well, the hard drive's obviously not here.

Which means Church took it when he killed Miles.

We have to find Church.

Well, I know who he works for...

but it's doubtful they're kickin'

around the office this time of night.

Wait a minute.

Church said something on the phone...

He said:

"the boat, right away".

What boat?

He forgot to fill me in.

There's like 5,000 boats

moored around the city.

Follow me.

URBAN WELL MARINA

I saw this place in a photo in his office.

In whose office?

Your big ugly buddy.

He's working for

the head of the video game

company.

What?

That son-of-a-b*tch was setting me up.

What? Who-who's setting you up?

Horn?

- Who?

Horn, the head of Glasskey.

Right.

And you figured him and

Church are here?

Yeah, maybe.

What's this about a setup?

We just have to be very careful.

Oh yeah, good point.

Okay, uh, you go ahead and I'll wait here.

You're just going to sit here and think

about what your favorite soup is?

See, first you say "be careful"

and then violent threats.

I'm getting mixed signals from you.

Which boat is his?

I don't know.

I'm-I'm trying to remember the photograph.

It had a sail on it, I think.

Very helpful.

Was it boat-shaped?

I believe it was.

Oh, ooh-ohh-ooh,

Is that him?

Yeah, that's him. That's Horn.

I have to see if he has the hard drive.

You wait here.

No, thank you.

I'm waiting here...oh.

She must...go to the gym.

Oh, no!

Who the hell is that?

- This is the one I was telling you about.

The thief who's working

with the detective

What exactly are you trying to steal?

I think you can guess.

Why don't you save us a little time

and tell us?

Why don't you save me the trouble of

kicking your teeth in

and let her go?

This is beautiful.

You're even stupider than I thought.

- Yeah, well thoughts probably aren't your strong suit.

You're becoming more annoying every day.

- I know. Kyra's gonna be annoyed with me, too.

Because I called the cops.

Sorry.

Bravo, Leo,

But you didn't think this through.

They're going to kill both of us.

before the cops get here.

I'm betting they won't.

So far they're just a con man

and a goon for hire.

That doesn't carry the same

sentence as murder.

But they're already guilty

of one murder.

I don't think they are.

Am I right, Horn?

This whole thing got way out of hand.

But I didn't kill anybody

and neither did Church.

I bet you don't even have the hard drive

either, do ya?

If you did, you wouldn't have

asked Kyra what she was here to steal.

If i did have the hard drive, I'd be

tempted to kill you both.

- But you don't have it, right?

Sadly, no.

So, what, that's it?

We're just gonna wait here for the cops?

What do you suggest, Church?

We have a boat and two hostages.

They'll have to let us go.

Where are you gonna go? Tell me!

Where do you wanna go, Church?

The States?

Mexico?

I'm not spending the rest of

my life on the run.

Then this is where we

say so long, Horn.

Nice working with ya,

but I'll be takin' your boat.

And I'm taking your girlfriend for insurance.

She's not my girlfriend!

Did you say you were my girlfriend?

She can't say much right now

She's busy blackin' out.

- Let her go!

You guys better get off the boat.

She just might get to breathe in

the next couple minutes.

Horn, move!

Have a good sleep.

Come on...

You gotta be kidding me.

Kyra.

Kyra.

Nice.

Kyra!

Kyra, if your conscious,

I need you to go up top and beat

the snot out of Church again, okay.

Okay, okay you rest.

I'll go get killed.

Okay, turn around.

Very good.

Now turn the boat around.

I said turn the boat around.

If you have to turn around so

you can turn the boat around, I'll allow that.

I told you before, if you had a gun

I was going to shove it up your ass

Yeah, but you don't wanna do that.

This is your gun.

I have to have it cleaned anyway.

Your girlfriend took it in the water.

It's too wet to work.

- Oh, is that a fact?

Well, it just so happens I was down

in the cabin

drying it in the microwave.

So it's good to go, my friend.

I'm gonna make you prove it.

Well, if that's the way you want...

Kyra! Are you okay?

Are you okay? Can you walk?

- I'll try

Okay, hang on.

Okay.

Yeah, I see-I see him.

Does he see me?

POLICE:

Hey, big fella.

How's your head?

You probably don't even remember

me punching ya.

I gave you one quick pop in the yapper

and you went out like a newborn.

Actually, your lucky I hit you with this one,

because this one woulda totally...

This is the police!

Come out port side with your hands in the air.

Ach, you know, this

is a quality phone!

The Velex 2000 series.

The letters are thermal raised,

The ring is double spun,

The body is polystyrene.

So it floats.

Oh, it must be the 1000 series.

My office is on Pender

and I'm there almost every weekday.

They arrested Horn and Church.

How come they didn't arrest me?

Oh, yeah. I forgot to

tell them about you.

Oh well, no rush.

It's not like you're gonna kill anybody.

How did you know they didn't

kill Miles?

Because I think I figured out

who did.

Who?

Well, at first I thought it was Nelson.

Because Nelson had all

the motive in the world.

He had a big fight with Miles,

Nelson hated Miles for

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