No Good Heroes Page #3

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THEY DIDN'T TELL ME.

[EVIE]

HOW COME THEIR TRUCK'S

STILL IN THE DRIVEWAY?

I DON'T KNOW.

THEY PROBABLY TOOK THEIR CAR.

MY PURSE,

IT'S STILL IN YOUR CAR.

WE NEED TO GO BACK.

WE CAN'T GO BACK.

[GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE]

IT'S OKAY. IT'S PROBABLY

JUST SOME HUNTERS.

WHO THE HELL:

GOES HUNTING AT NIGHT?

[YELLING]

[GUN C*CKS, GUNSHOT]

DARLENE?

TOM?

DARLENE?

TOM?

DARLENE?

TOM!

TOM?

NO.

NO.

LUCAS, ARE YOU THERE?

LUCAS!

[LUCAS]

WYATT, SH*T, MAN.

I'VE BEEN TRYING

TO GET AHOLD OF YOU.

I HEARD A COUPLE

GUNSHOTS OUT HERE. OVER.

LISTEN, LUCAS,

WE'VE GOT A SITUATION HERE.

A REALLY BAD SITUATION.

I'M COMING TO PICK YOU UP.

[LUCAS]

COPY THAT.

AND I DON'T NEED TO WORRY

ABOUT THE GUNSHOTS, RIGHT?

LUCAS?

LUCAS!

LUCAS!

LUCAS!

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, LUCAS!

HURRY UP!

DARLENE'S DEAD.

AND HER HUSBAND TOM

IS DEAD, TOO.

-WHAT?

-SO, DID YOU CALL BACKUP?

NO, WE ARE THE BACKUP, LUCAS!

WHAT ABOUT THE SHERIFF?

WE HANDLE THIS OURSELVES.

SH*T, WYATT,

THERE'S BEEN FOUR DEAD

IN THE LAST 24 HOURS.

HOW MUCH WORSE:

IS THIS GONNA GET?

WHEN YOU GET TO THE HOUSE,

YOU'RE GONNA SEE

HOW MUCH WORSE IT IS.

LET'S GO, LUCAS.

WE SURE AS SH*T ARE BREAKING

SOME LAWS HERE, BIG TIME.

PEOPLE GO MISSING, LUCAS.

IT'S EASIER TO EXPLAIN

THAT SOMEONE'S MISSING

THAN TO TELL THEM

WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON.

LIKE THAT BULLSHI WITH THE MOUNTAIN LION?

THEY'RE NOT FROM HERE.

ALIENS?

F*** NO.

THEY CAME HERE:

WHEN I WAS A BOY,

ABOUT 100 OF THEM.

THE MILITARY CAME IN

AND KILLED MOST OF THEM.

POISONED OUR FOREST, TOO.

MOST OF THEM?

THEY'RE LIVING IN THE CAVERNS.

SO THAT THING:

YOU SHOT LAST NIGHT,

THAT WAS AN ALIEN, WASN'T IT?

YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS.

I'VE HEARD RUMORS ABOUT THESE.

-I'VE EVEN READ SOME STUFF

ON THE INTERNET--

-THE ONLY OTHER PERSON

THAT KNEW ABOUT THIS

WAS MY FATHER.

HE SAW EVERYTHING.

HEY, GO CHECK THE FRIDGE

AND SEE:

IF TOM HAD ANY BEER.

THANKS.

HEY, YOU THINK THIS HAS

ANYTHING TO DO WITH

THOSE MYSTERIOUS LIGHTS

THAT WERE IN THE SKY

BACK IN THE '80S?

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

-LIKE '87.

YOU DON'T REMEMBER

ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?

MM-MM.

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I GOT A PICTURE.

LET'S SEE.

BIGFOOT, BIGFOOT,

LOCH NESS, SASQUATCH.

JUST ANOTHER NAME

FOR A BIGFOOT.

AH, HERE.

LOOK.

SH*T, WYATT.

THOSE THINGS ARE REAL?

TELL ME MORE.

-LIKE WHAT?

-ANYTHING.

DO YOU KNOW:

WHY THEY CAME DOWN HERE?

FOR WATER.

WATER.

THAT'S ALL THEY WANTED.

IMAGINE YOU STOPPED

FOR A BEER OR A CHEESEBURGER,

NEXT THING YOU KNOW, A SWAT TEAM

SWOOPS IN TO TAKE YOU OUT.

MAN.

THAT IS F***ED UP.

IT IS.

THE IRONIC THING IS

WE CAN'T EVEN DRINK THE WATER

BECAUSE OF ALL THE SHI THEY SPRAYED.

SEEPED INTO THE GROUND.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

YOU CAN'T DRINK THE WATER?

IT'S NOT FUNNY.

NOBODY TOLD ME:

I CAN'T DRINK THE WATER.

DON'T WORRY, LUCAS.

IT ONLY AFFECTS WOMEN.

LOTS OF MISCARRIAGES.

IT'S GETTING SO BAD,

THE SIGN LEADING INTO TOWN

HAS FALLEN TO DOUBLE DIGITS.

HMM.

WHAT ABOUT THE ALIENS?

THEY'RE SLOWLY DWINDLING, TOO.

THEY ONLY HAVE ONE FEMALE.

A QUEEN.

BUT SHE CAN' GESTATE HER EGGS.

-GES--

-SHE CAN'T HAVE BABIES.

OH, WELL,

GOOD THING FOR THAT.

F***ING ALIENS.

DARLENE, TOOK FOUR BAGS,

TOM ONLY TOOK THREE.

THAT DOESN'T SEEM

STRANGE TO YOU?

THESE THINGS USUALLY

ONLY EAT SMALL GAME.

I THINK THEY'RE DEVELOPING

A HANKERING FOR HUMANS.

HOLY SH*T.

IS THAT WHY:

THEY'RE SKINNING PEOPLE?

I DON'T KNOW.

THEY'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING

LIKE THIS BEFORE.

YOU EVER THINK ABOU JUST LEAVING,

GETTING THE HELL

OUT OF HERE?

NO.

I DON'T CUT AND RUN WHEN

THE SH*T GETS CRAZY, LUCAS.

NOT LIKE YOU.

LIKE FLEEING THE SCENE

OF A ROBBERY?

THEY HAD GUNS, WYATT.

-REALLY?

-YEAH, LIKE, BIG GUNS.

REALLY? YOU KNOW,

THE ONLY REASON I HIRED YOU

IS 'CAUSE I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL

WITH YOUR COUSIN ANGIE.

I NEED YOUR HELP ON THIS, LUCAS.

BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA GO, GO.

SO WHAT ABOUT BLAKE ANDERSON?

WHERE DO WE THINK HE IS?

THAT WASN'T BLAKE ANDERSON.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE GIRL

THAT WAS WITH THE GUY

THAT WASN'T BLAKE ANDERSON?

SHE'S NOT FROM AROUND HERE.

WHERE'S THE HIGHWAY?

YOU LIED.

THERE'S NO HIGHWAY!

THIS IS MORE F***ING FOREST!

NO!

HOLY SH*T.

WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU?

I'M SORRY, EVIE.

NO.

AAH! NO!

NO, LET ME GO!

[MUFFLED YELLING]

I'VE DEVOTED MY WHOLE LIFE

TO PROTECTING THEM.

28 YEARS, LUCAS.

I JUST WANTED THEM

TO DIE OFF PEACEFULLY.

WAIT A MINUTE.

THAT'S A LONG TIME, BRO.

ACTUALLY,

IT'S REALLY WEIRD.

I DON'T HAVE

ANYTHING ELSE, LUCAS.

YOU'VE GO A WHOLE WORLD OUT THERE--

ON THIS PLANET!

YOU NEED TO JUST GO,

GET OUT THERE:

WHILE YOU STILL GO A FEW YEARS LEFT.

ACTUALLY,

WHEN THIS IS OVER, I MEAN,

LIKE, WHEN THIS IS

REALLY OVER, ME AND YOU?

WE'RE TAKING A TRIP

TO BRANSON, MY FRIEND.

A WHOLE WEEK,

JUST ME AND YOU.

MAYBE WE'LL VISI MY COUSIN ANGIE, HUH?

SHE'S RECENTLY DIVORCED.

ASS A LITTLE BIT BIGGER

THAN IT WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL,

BUT SHE'S STILL PRETTY FINE.

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

ALL RIGHT,

THEY'RE BACK IN THIS AREA.

NO ONE REALLY KNOWS

WHAT'S BACK THERE.

HOW MANY WE LOOKING AT?

-NO MORE THAN HALF A DOZEN.

-GOD.

THERE'S ONLY TWO OF US, WYATT!

SETTLE DOWN, LUCAS.

THEY'RE GETTING OLD.

THEY'RE NOT AS STRONG

AS THEY USED TO BE.

[WHIMPERS]

MAN.

WHY YOU CARRYING YOUR GUN

IN YOUR LEFT HAND?

BECAUSE I CAN'T USE

MY RIGHT HAND, WYATT.

-HERE.

-OOH.

HOLD THIS.

YOU'RE IN CHARGE

OF THE FLASHLIGHT.

IT'S IMPORTANT.

DON'T F*** IT UP.

WE NEED NIGHT VISION GOGGLES.

THAT'S WHA "MONSTER HUNTERS" WOULD USE.

LUCAS, WHAT THE HELL

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THE TV SHOW.

"MONSTER HUNTERS?"

TONIGHT THEY'D BE

HUNTING BIGFOOT.

THOSE GUYS REALLY KNOW

WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.

[WYATT]

THIS IS NOT A TV SHOW.

[LUCAS]

I KNOW.

AIN'T RIGHT I GOT FIRED

AT GREENVILLE, WYATT.

IT'S A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT.

I AIN'T A COWARD.

WHAT, YOU THINK I AM?

WE'RE NOT GOING IN THERE.

YUP. COME ON.

WYATT! WYATT!

YOU CAN DO IT. COME ON.

SUCK YOUR GUT IN, LUCAS.

COME ON.

WYATT!

OKAY.

[GROANING]

WE'RE NOT THERE YET, LUCAS.

PICK UP YOUR FLASHLIGHT.

-[GROWLS]

-AAH!

[SCREECHES]

[WYATT YELLING]

-[SCREECHES]

-[SCREAMING]

-[HISSING]

-OH, NO! AAH!

[LUCAS PANTING]

I CAN'T SEE, WYATT.

MY EYES ARE BURNING.

[GRUNTING]

[WHIRRING]

PROBABLY BES YOU DON'T SEE THIS, LUCAS.

[GROANS]

[EVIE WHIMPERS]

WHO'S THAT CRYING?

IT'S EVIE,

THE GIRL WHO FOUND CHARLIE.

OH, F***!

[LUCAS]

OH, F***, WHAT?

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

I WANNA GO BACK:

TO GREENVILLE!

[WYATT]

YOU WILL, YOU WILL.

[GROANING]

STOP MOVING, LUCAS.

STOP MOVING.

YOU'RE PISSING IT OFF.

PISSING IT OFF?

I'M GONNA SHOVE

A 12-GAUGE IN ITS ASS!

DON'T HURT HIM.

LISTEN TO ME, DON'T DO IT.

DON'T! DON'T HURT HIM!

-NO, NO, NO!

-LOOK AT ME!

-[SLICING]

-NO!

[WHEEZES]

NO.

NO, LUCAS. NO.

LUCAS. LUCAS.

[SNARLS]

LUCAS.

I DON'T GIVE A SHI WHAT THEY SAY, LUCAS,

YOU'RE NO COWARD.

[GROANS]

[GROANING]

THERE YOU GO.

-I...

-COME ON.

[GRUNTING]

WE'RE GONNA GET YOU

OUT OF HERE.

-[SCREAMS]

-SHH, SHH, SHH!

THAT'S OUR WAY OUT.

OKAY.

OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. NO.

NO, NO, IT'S OKAY.

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