No Tell Motel

( squeaking )

mama, look at me!

mama! mama!

here, bunny, bunny.

here, bunny, bunny.

here, bunny, bunny.

here, bunny, bunny.

here, bunny, bunny.

here, bunny, bunny.

( tires screech )

tell me again why

we took this road.

it's the scenic route.

more like

the anemic route.

i heard that!

highway would've

been faster.

it's a long weekend.

this is supposed to be fun.

fun is a cold beer

at the end of a long dock.

here's to that.

hey, we're not

lost, right?

no, we're

not lost...

yet.

ugh, get a room.

( yawns )

are we there yet?

if, by "there",

you mean "nowhere",

then, yeah,

we've been there for

the last 30 minutes.

hey, the roads

are supposed to

hook up...

i found your lack of specifics

a wee bit disturbing.

ohh, how soon? my legs

keep falling asleep?

all of you keeps

falling asleep.

ow.

can we find

somewhere to stop?

i'm not feeling

very good.

at least you don't

have to ride back here

while these two

flirt with each other.

( rattling )

oh, sh*t! that does

not sound good.

"oh, sh*t"?

what "oh, sh*t"?

when was the last time

you changed the oil?

i'm supposed

to do that?

tell me you're kidding.

oh, god, i think

i'm gonna be sick.

roll down the window.

not in the r.v., megan.

not in the r.v.!

pull over!

can you make it

another minute

or two, meggie?

mm-mm.

sure you don't need

help with that?

no, i got it.

just needs oil.

ah!

do you have

a pharmacy section?

in the back.

f***, f***,

f***, f***! sh*t!

is that what you're

doing in there?

oh, f***!

hurry up, man!

f*** you, spencer.

f***ing piece of sh*t!

hey, you find

the glory hole yet?

f***ing cocksucker. god.

well, i guess we should

be going, huh?

oh, honey.

you can't tell kyle.

uh, cross my heart

and hope to die.

or anyone.

i'm really embarrassed.

it's okay.

everybody needs

a secret, you know?

keeps life

more interesting.

boo!

spencer...

you're so scary.

what's the secret?

oh, nothing, i'm just

madly in love with you.

i knew it.

i knew you were.

ha ha!

stop it.

( imitates static )

and our tour begins

anew, folks.

if you look

to your right,

you'll notice...

a tree.

what the--

was that

even there before?

i told you we should've

taken the highway.

hey, easy, come on.

will you slow down?

kyle!

we have

to make up time.

kyle, slow down.

she said she was sick.

look, i'm feeling sick,

too, all right?

everyone shut

the f*** up and

let me concentrate.

will you please

be careful?

listen, rachel, we know

it's your dad's shitty r.v.

we've heard it

a million f***ing times!

well, this should be

a fun weekend.

no sh*t.

you gotta

slow it down, man.

i'm not playing

with you right now.

look, i got it!

shut up!

( screaming )

is everyone okay?

jesus h. christ

on a buttered

f***ing cracker.

rachel, talk to me.

what--

what did kyle do?

i didn't do anything.

spencer:

you were driving

like an a**hole!

i don't need help.

it's not happening.

flag someone down.

right...

it being a major

highway and all.

someone needs to go

back to the gas station.

they said

it ws closing.

then we need

to make it quick.

i'm not leaving

the r.v.

fine. i'll go.

i'll go with you.

think you can

keep up?

this is my fault.

yeah, no sh*t.

rachel.

what?

stop.

dude, i am

in so much trouble.

my dad's gonna kill me.

( rattling )

guys, you gotta

come see this.

come on.

check it out!

i bet they have

a vending machine.

twinkies keep,

like, 20 years.

this is a joke,

right?

what happened to

the gas station?

it was closed.

damn it.

so you think

we should stay here?

definitely a joke.

guys, we're supposed

to be roughing it.

how much worse

could it be?

hey, grow a pair.

it could be fun.

look, they're

your friends,

not mine.

he's your brother,

not mine.

fine, whatever.

let's just do this,

all right?

it's about time

someone showed

some spirit!

speaking of spirits...

ladies?

rachel?

what, do you

see something?

nothing worth telling

the girls about.

hey, guys?

hello?

who are you

talking to?

i don't know.

after you, my lady.

spencer, no.

come on. it'll be

an adventure.

fine.

this is really weird.

relax, guys,

it's not that bad.

oh, sh*t. there's

flares and flashlights

in the r.v.

perfect.

i am gonna

tongue-kiss your dad.

if no one

comes tonight,

i'll run up

to the gas station

when the sun's up.

so that's it, then?

we're just decided?

we're staying?

there's still some

life in the springs

here, rach.

what do you say, huh?

i'd say that i think

you're a perv.

oh.

but, uh, i will

take you up on

that whiskey.

hmm. finally alone.

mm. i'm not

drunk yet.

yet?

( sighs )

you ever played

motel bible fortune cookie?

so what you do is,

you pick a random quote

from the bible,

and you add "in bed"

afterward.

oh. that sounds

incredibly gay.

oh, ye of little faith.

"there is

nothing covered,

"that shall not

be revealed;

neither hid,

that shall be not known..."

in bed.

there's no way

that was random.

( laughter )

oh, sh*t. spencer.

oh, no.

oh, my god.

spencer:
what?

hey, what's up,

meggie?

sorry. i, uh, forgot

something in the r.v.

no, we got

everything!

what happened?

( scoffs )

i don't know.

( sobbing )

kyle is so paranoid.

we've been so careful.

look, it's okay.

this happens

all the time.

whatever it was,

it was clearly private.

and who made you

den mother?

who made you captain

of the football team?

oh, wait.

that was before you

blew out your knee.

i cannot believe

you went there.

( panting )

spencer:
hey, bro,

everything okay

in there?

mind your business!

( grunting )

no, the halloween party--

that has to be it.

it doesn't matter

when it happened.

it happened.

i was so drunk, and i--

i blacked out,

and i woke up at home.

we must have--

you can't say this

to anyone.

my lips are sealed.

you always say that.

i promise.

you can trust me,

megan.

okay. fine.

you want to be even?

do you want to know

why i never drive?

my daddy bought me

a $40,000 s.u.v.

for my sweet 16.

it was the last night

of my senior year.

i was driving to

a party on the lake.

( sighs )

it was raining,

but they said there'd

be a big tent.

and i was drinking

'cause there was gonna

be college guys there.

( laughs )

god. like college guys

are so great.

i just--

god, i remember

feeling so free.

like i had the whole

world in front of me.

the only thing

i had in front of me

was a boy on a bike.

why are you

telling me that?

i mean, i felt it.

i felt him.

i saw him lying there

on the road.

i saw him

in my mirror.

and i didn't stop.

i know what

it's like to live

with a secret.

now you know what

it's like to live

with someone else's.

kyle:
meggie!

oh, no.

tell him you had

to comfort me.

what if he asks why?

tell him it's a secret.

hey. hey.

sorry. i tried

to stop him.

hey, are you okay?

no, i'm fine.

i just--can i just

have a minute, please?

yeah. sure.

( squeaking )

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes