Normal Adolescent Behavior Page #7

Damn slut!

Roll on out, Billie!

- Aww!

- Oh, poor Billie!

- I have to see if she's okay.

- No, come on.

Please don't go.

Don't go to her.

I'm not gonna burn it.

I'm not gonna say I'm sorry

for what happened.

Okay, just keep...

Keep your voice down!

I am not gonna apologize!

I just gave up five of the best

people in the world for you!

Yeah, five people

who you slept with!

So what?!

So what?!

They meant something to me!

I'm just... I just walked out

and destroyed my life

and walked away for this?!

This is me, okay?

I'm offering you me.

Me in exchange

for the five of them, okay?

That's what I'm offering you.

This...

This is

a fairy tale, okay?

That's what this is.

W-Wendy...

You don't want me

as a girlfriend.

You remember

Miss Hise's class?

We tortured

her daughter, Greer.

Well, she carried

these book bags.

Oh, she smelled

f***ing terrible.

I totally remember that.

And then in, like,

the third grade...

What? I decided

to do this dance,

remember, when

my parents split up?

- Like that movie, Flashdance?

- We saw that on cable.

- Oh!

- Yeah.

And I can see it.

I see.

I can see

little third grade me,

like getting up there

to do the dance.

I wanna tell her to stop,

and I can't.

I am so embarrassed

just even thinking about it.

Yeah.

Hey, your friends,

all of us...

I...

I don't want to let you go.

I love you.

- Yeah, me, too.

- Yeah.

Hug me, b*tch.

He wants me to burn the box.

Of course, because then he could

pretend like you're a virgin,

and then he'd be

the conquering hero.

What's so heroic

about conquering a labia?

Labia?

What, you mean like vag'?

"Vag'." I hate that word.

Hey, you totally, like,

know that we're like...

two of the most awesomest people

in school, right?

Yeah, we're so the awesomest.

And you do know

that he's not gonna let you

or your labia go, right?

- If he asks, I'll just say no.

- Or you say yes,

and you end up shitting

all over this family again.

It's not gonna happen.

It's not.

Look, just saying it twice

isn't gonna make it true.

You have to make it impossible

for him to ask.

You have to go in there

and show him the worst in you,

so he knows it's over.

Yeah, scorched earth, huh?

Hi.

We're scaring you.

- You're disturbing us, Billie.

- Oh, gosh, we're sorry.

Do it.

Did she ever tell you

where the scar came from?

All the girls know about it,

but the guys didn't.

Didn't know about Uncle Bob.

I believe it was

"Dear, old Uncle Bob."

And that, what,

he smelled like Aqua Velva

and tasted like Doritos?

And that dear, old Uncle Bob,

well, he liked to touch you.

Shut up.

- B*tches.

- Billie, let's go.

Ryan here...

she liked it.

What, um...

it made her feel all...

How did it

make her feel, Wendy?

Hot.

- Hot?

- What about, um...

What about gang rape, huh?

We used to play gang rape.

That wasn't me.

We used to pretend

like we were firemen?

Or how you used to cut yourself

with an exacto blade?

You thought you were a vampire

all the way

through eighth grade.

Stop!

How about the fact

that Jonah and Robert

had been sleeping together

for three years, huh?

Or how Ann's mother used

to tie her hands together

so she wouldn't

touch herself anymore?

Or how I pissed all over

myself at that spelling bee

in third grade?

Or how Aaron puked when

you got your period in fifth?

What about the fact that Price

cheated on us at spring break

and gave everyone crabs?

How about that?

Yeah, we're

a f***ing awesome family!

You can burn the box.

I don't need it anymore.

Super automatic pilot,

motor runnin' down

Circles

in the parking lot

Self-sustaining system

Bit her in the neck

and quick and kissed her

And took all she got

Did you come here

to dance?

What's in your glass?

Do you feel better?

Let it rain,

let it pour

Let it rain,

let it pour

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Let it rain,

let it pour

Cruise-control

distressed her

Kind of cursed

and kind of blessed her

Engine

running on the fumes

Vision blue and blurry

Falling angels

in a flurry

Spinning

through the empty room

Did you come here

to dance?

What's in your glass?

Do you feel better now?

Let it rain,

let it pour

Let it rain,

let it pour

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Let it rain,

let it pour

Super automatic pilot,

motor running down

Circles

in the parking lot

Self-sustaining system

Bit her in the neck

and quick and kissed her

And took all she got

- Let it rain, let it pour

- Hallelujah

Let it rain,

let it pour

- Let it rain, let it pour

- Hallelujah

Let it pour

Hallelujah

Let it pour

Hallelujah

Let it pour

I can't stand it,

I'm gonna explode

My insides comin' out

There is a thin layer

filling these cracks

And it's made of doubt

But I can't doubt this,

not just yet

The good

is much too great

There is a thin layer

lining this cloud

And it's carrying its weight

So what do I do now?

So what

if I don't know how?

So what do I do now?

So what?

So I can't stand it,

I'm gonna implode

My outsides comin' in

There is a brick wall

building itself

And it wants it

all forgotten

But I can't forget,

not just yet

The good is much too fine

There is a brick wall

Aiming to destroy and seek

in a little sunshine

So what do I do now?

So what do I do now?

So what

if I don't know how?

So what?

So what?

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