Nothing But Trouble

%% OH, THE GOOD LIFE %%

%% FULL OF FUN %%

%% SEEMS TO BE THE IDEAL %%

%% YES, THE GOOD LIFE %%

%% LETS YOU HIDE

ALL THE SADNESS YOU FEEL %%

MM-HMM.

%% YOU WON'T REALLY

FALL IN LOVE %%

%% FOR YOU CAN' TAKE THE CHANCE %%

%% SO BE HONES WITH YOURSELF %%

%% DON'T TRY

TO FAKE ROMANCE %%

NO.

%% IT'S THE GOOD LIFE %%

%% TO BE FREE

AND EXPLORE THE UNKNOWN %%

%% YES,

AND THE HEARTACHES %%

%% WHEN YOU LEARN

YOU MUST FACE THEM ALONE %%

UH-HUH.

%% PLEASE REMEMBER

I STILL WANT YOU %%

%% AND IN CASE

YOU WONDER WHY %%

%% WELL, JUST WAKE UP,

BABY %%

%% AND KISS THE GOOD LIFE

GOOD-BYE %%

THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO DO.

COME ALL THE WAY UP.

ALL THE WAY.

THANK YOU.

%% PLEASE REMEMBER %%

%% I STILL LOVE YOU %%

20 MINUTES.

HELLO, GOOD-BYE.

OK.

%% AND IN CASE

YOU WONDER WHY %%

%% WELL, WAKE UP, BABY %%

%% AND KISS THE GOOD LIFE

GOOD-BYE %%

EVENING, MR. THORNE.

EVENING, MIKE.

110 BLOCKS

IN UNDER 15 MINUTES.

NOT BAD FOR A ONE-EYED

RUSSIAN IMMIGRANT.

SOMEBODY THROWING A PARTY?

YOU ARE, SIR.

OH, YEAH?

AM I HAVING A GOOD TIME?

WELL, MANHATTAN FINE WINES

JUST DELIVERED 6 CASES

OF SALON LES MESNIL.

THAT'S PRETTY

PRICEY STUFF.

WHAT DID I PAY:

FOR IT?

WHAT DO YOU CARE?

YOU GOT MORE MONEY THAN

YOU CAN EVEN LOOK AT.

OH, I'D LIKE

TO THANK YOU:

FOR THAT LITTLE TIP ON

THE MARKET YOU GAVE ME.

THE WIFE SAYS THE STOCK'S

GONE UP 5 POINTS.

GOOD, MIKE.

WANT SOME MORE ADVICE?

SURE.

SELL IT.

HERE, READ MY NEWSLETTER.

HAVE FUN.

FUN IS ACTUALLY KNOWING

WHO HALF YOUR GUESTS ARE.

.

%% HEY, HEY %%

%% WOMAN, KISS THE GOOD LIFE

GOOD-BYE %%

GOOD EVENING.

CHRIS, LOOK! IT'S US!

GOOD EVENING, CHRIS.

HI, CHRIS.

I SAVE IT FOR YOU.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAYS

TO ALL THE GUYS.

I'LL GET THE NEXT ONE.

GO AHEAD.

CIGAR.

CHRIS, WE'LL SEE YOU

IN THE APARTMENT.

[YIP YIP]

[YIP YIP YIP]

OOP!

OH, I'M SORRY, SIR.

HEY, LITTLE FELLA.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

GET DOWN!

COME ON, GIRLS.

GET OVER HERE.

I'M SORRY.

YOU OUGHTA GET CATS.

THEY'RE

A LOWER-MAINTENANCE PET.

AH, HERE WE GO.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

COME ON, GIRLS.

CHRIS!

CHRIS!

I HATE CROWDS.

YOU NEW:

IN THE BUILDING?

YOU ALL RIGHT?

Y-YES.

TAKE THIS.

I-I'M SORRY.

IT'S OK.

I NEVER DO THIS.

LISTEN, SOME PEOPLE

ARE THROWING A PARTY

UP AT MY APARTMENT.

WHY DON'T YOU

COME UP FOR A DRINK?

IT WILL HELP YOU RELAX.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

OH...

THAT SON OF A B*TCH!

I DON' BELIEVE THIS.

THAT BASTARD!

I CAN' BELIEVE THIS!

[YIP YIP YIP]

I'LL BE IN THE PENTHOUSE

IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.

THANKS FOR:

THE ESPRESSO MAKER...

AND THE BAG OF SH*T.

[RING]

[RING]

HOWARD SUNTZ'S

OFFICE.

MIRIAM, THIS IS DIANE.

LET ME TALK TO HOWARD.

I'M SORRY,

MS. LIGHTSON.

HE LEFT EXPLICI INSTRUCTIONS

NOT TO BE DISTURBED.

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH

THIS LANDFILL DEAL?

I'M ONLY

HIS GODDAMN LAWYER.

WHY DIDN'T I KNOW

ABOUT IT?

HE SAID:

HE'S DOING THE DEAL.

YOUR SERVICES:

WON'T BE NEEDED,

PROFESSIONALLY:

OR PERSONALLY.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT OUR

PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP.

THIS IS BUSINESS.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

IT'S ABOUT MY

PROFESSIONAL CREDENTIALS,

MY--MY LAW FIRM'S TIME.

WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU TELL HOWARD:

I'M COMING DOWN THERE.

EXCUSE ME.

OH!

HI.

HI. GLAD YOU

COULD MAKE IT.

THANKS. DIANE LIGHTSON

I'M FROM THE FIRM

OF MASUR AND GLENNET.

CHRIS THORNE.

I'M SORRY ABOU THE COLD HANDS.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

THE LAW FIRM:

MASUR, GLENNET,

WEESE, WEISS,

WORPLE, WHIP ME?

YEAH,

THAT'S THE ONE.

WHAT'S YOUR SPECIALTY?

INVESTMENT SYNDICATION

AND PUBLIC FLOTATION.

IT'S GOT TO BE PAINFUL.

WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?

I'D LOVE ONE.

SCOTCH?

GREAT.

ARE YOU OK?

YEAH, FINE.

ARE YOU GOING TO

THE SUNTZ THING?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

NOT UNLESS SOMEBODY

HOLDS A GUN TO MY HEAD.

HE'S A FRAUD.

HE'S A RIPOFF ARTIST.

IT'S ALL ABOUT BUYING LAKES

AND FILLING THEM WITH GARBAGE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT SE YOU OFF IN THE ELEVATOR,

BUT IF I WERE YOU, I'D STAY

AWAY FROM THIS SUNTZ GUY.

LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE

A PERSONAL INTERES IN THIS PARTICULAR DEAL,

SO IF YOU'RE NOT GOING,

CAN I BORROW YOUR CAR?

WHOA, WHOA.

I'M A GOOD DRIVER.

I DIDN'T SAY I'M NOT GOING.

I JUST SAID I'M NO PLANNING ON GOING.

I HAVE A LOW OPINION

OF THE GUY,

BUT IF IT'S

THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU,

MAYBE YOU KNOW:

SOMETHING I DON'T.

MAYBE I SHOULD RECONSIDER.

I REALLY:

LIKE TO DRIVE.

I'LL DRIVE.

I'M HAPPY TO DRIVE.

NO, NO. IT'S MY CAR.

I'LL DO THE DRIVING, OK?

OK, GREAT.

YOU DRIVE.

WHO'S GOING FOR A DRIVE?

ARE YOU, CHRIS?

NO, NOT TONIGHT.

WHEN? WHERE?

WE LOVE TO DRIVE.

ARE YOU GOING:

TO YOUR HOUSE:

IN THE HAMPTONS?

THAT'S FANTASTIC.

WHEN ARE WE LEAVING?

VERY, VERY EARLY,

MUCH TOO EARLY FOR YOU.

HOW ABOUT NOON:

IN THE PARKING GARAGE?

NOON IS BETTER.

WE LOVE IT!

FANTASTIC!

GREAT.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

THAT'S FAUSTO AND

RENALDA SQUIRINIZSU.

I GIVE THEM INVESTMEN COUNSELING SOMETIMES.

THEY'RE BRAZILLIONAIRES.

THEY HAVE BREAKFAST AROUND

2:
00 IN THE AFTERNOON.

WE'LL NEVER

SEE THEM AGAIN.

GOOD.

SO I'LL SEE YOU

IN THE GARAGE:

AT NOON.

DON'T BE LATE.

I WON'T BE LATE.

GOOD.

OHHH.

[BRAKES SCREECH]

UGH.

MORNING, MR. THORNE.

MORNING, MIKE.

FUN NIGHT, HUH?

OH, GOD,

I CAN'T DO THIS.

LISTEN, DO ME

A FAVOR, WILL YOU?

YOU KNOW:

DIANE LIGHTSON?

SHE JUST MOVED IN.

YES, SIR. 23-B?

YEAH. SHE'LL BE DOWN

IN A COUPLE MINUTES.

TELL HER:

I'M TOO TIRED,

I'M SICK,

I CAN'T DRIVE HER.

GIVE HER THE CAR

WITH MY COMPLIMENTS.

CERTAINLY.

I GO TO GET SOME SLEEP.

GIVE ME:

THE KEYS, MIKE.

WOW!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL

BEEMER.

GOOD MORNING.

THIS IS A VINTAGE

WHAT, 733i?

3.3 LITER?

THAT'S RIGHT.

HAD IT 2 YEARS,

NEVER BEEN OU OF MANHATTAN.

REALLY? WELL,

MAYBE I SHOULD DRIVE.

I'LL DRIVE.

LET ME GET THA FOR YOU.

THANK YOU.

WOW...

THIS IS REALLY CHERRY.

MM-HMM.

MAKE YOURSELF COMFY.

THANK YOU, MIKE.

HOPE YOU:

FEEL BETTER, SIR.

I FEEL GREAT.

FEEL FINE.

WHAT THE F***...

I DON' BELIEVE THIS.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

A BRAZILLIONAIRE

NEVER FORGETS.

THEY'RE NOT COMING

WITH US, ARE THEY?

LOOK AT THEM.

I CAN'T SAY NO.

CHRIS!

CHRIS, DUDE!

YOU DID NOT THINK

WE'D BE UP SO EARLY.

HAD NO IDEA.

HI, CHRIS.

[KISS KISS

KISS KISS]

CHRIS,

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

WE'RE GOING

TO ATLANTIC CITY.

GET IN THE TRUNK.

GOOD. WE CAN SEE

THE TAJ MAHAL.

I LOVE IT.

THEY CALL IT THE NINTH

WONDER OF THE WORLD.

WE HAVE THE FIFTH IN

SOUTH AMERICA, IN RIO--

THE CHRIST OF CORCOVADO.

HI, I'M RENALDA.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

THIS IS MY BROTHER

FAUSTO.

ENCANTADO.

CHRIS,

PUT THIS TAPE ON.

LET'S CHANKA.

[LA CHANKA PLAYS]

Fausto:

THIS IS NICE.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU

BEEN DIVORCED?

4 YEARS.

YOU STILL LOVE HER?

NAH.

BEEN OVER IT FOR...

WEEKS.

CHRIS, THIS ROAD

IS SUCH A DULL PLACE.

WE HAVE A NICE LITTLE

SURPRISE PICNIC FOR YOU.

CLEAN FOOD.

LET'S TAKE THE CAR

INTO THE COUNTRYSIDE

FOR A WHILE.

COUNTRYSIDE?

THIS IS THE JERSEYVANIA

TRIANGLE.

WHOLE DAMN PLACE

IS A MESS OF:

BURNT-OUT FACTORIES,

JUNKYARDS,

AND COAL FIELDS.

BELIEVE ME,

I KNOW.

MY GRANDFATHER WAS

IN COAL COMMODITIES.

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