Nurse 3-D

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My name is Abigail Russell.

I look like a slut.

But don't be fooled.

This is merely a disguise to

lure the dangerous predators...

...who walk among us.

This is their jungle,

their breeding ground.

And tonight, I'm on the hunt.

These are the cheaters.

The married, lying...

...scum.

They are like diseased...

...cells, cultured...

...in alcoholic petri dishes.

That destroy

unsuspecting families...

...and infect millions...

...of innocent vaginae.

There is no cure for the married...

...cock...

...only me...

...the nurse.

Your money is no good...

...here.

Two, please.

Hmm.

"Till death do us part. "

What would your wife think?

I always...

...give them one last chance.

So, uh, heh, you got a name?

I mean, what should I call you?

Call me whatever the f*** you want.

Hey, come on, give me that back.

Beautiful family.

- You're a very lucky man.

- Okay.

Okay, give me the wallet back.

Fred W. Ward II...

...from Ridgewood, New Jersey.

Boring.

- I get it, really.

- No.

I don't think you do...

...Fred.

You see...

...I'm all about a man with a ring.

So, Fred...

...from Ridgewood, New Jersey...

...are you a no-good...

...cheating...

...son of a b*tch?

Yes.

Yes. Absolutely.

And your beautiful wife...

...how does she feel

about your behavior?

My wife? Heh.

She's got no f***ing clue.

I'm afraid she will...

...now.

Ow! Sh*t!

Did you bite me?

God, no.

Just a small laceration

to the femoral artery.

F***. You crazy b*tch.

Don't be such a p*ssy, Fred.

So here's the deal.

At the rate you're bleeding...

...you'll be dead in a few

minutes. And your wife...

...and those two beautiful girls...

...they won't be scarred

by a cheating...

...sack of sh*t like yourself.

Pay close attention now.

You have a couple of choices.

You could either head

down those stairs.

However, in approximately

90 seconds...

...you'll lose all consciousness.

Or...

...you can take the fast way...

...down.

From the time I was

a young child...

...I was taught there

is no higher calling...

...than helping those who

cannot help themselves.

I work at one of...

...the great

institutions of healing:

All Saints Hospital.

The men here take the

doctor-patient relationship...

...very seriously.

When they say "open wide

you might wanna make sure

they are wearing pants.

We each get a newbie to

mentor here at All Saints.

This is mine.

Danni Rogers.

She reminds me...

...a lot of myself

when I first started.

She has the looks,

the insecurities...

...and emotional credentials

to really make a difference.

This is our story.

And for you nurses...

...out there, lighten up.

You do your job your way...

...and I'll do my job...

...mine.

I love...

...my f***ing job.

Ladies and gentlemen...

...I am Dr. Robert Morris...

...the chief of staff

at All Saints.

And on behalf of the

administration...

...I want to welcome you...

...and let you know

that we consider...

...our nursing staff

to be the backbone...

...of this hospital.

You are our angels of mercy.

Now I would like to

introduce to you...

...the real person in charge here.

The head nurse, Betty Watson.

Welcome...

...to All Saints Memorial.

This is a momentous day...

...for each and every one of you.

For today...

...you join the elite

fraternity of healers...

...known as the nurses corps.

Now get over here,

let me make it official.

Mom!

We are so proud of you.

Congratulations.

Thank you, Morn.

I was so nervous up there.

I'm so glad that's over.

Hi.

Abby! Ha, ha.

We are so...

...lucky to have you.

Abby, this is my mom.

- Abby's been such an inspiration...

- Hi.

- ... to me.

- You have such a special daughter here.

- Thank you.

- Champagne?

For the lady of the hour.

Congratulations, baby.

- I'm so proud of you.

- Thank you.

- Abby, this is my boyfriend, Steve.

- Hi.

Abby Russell.

And you must be the esteemed...

...Dr. Larry Cook.

Yes.

Well, enjoy the moment.

See you in the halls.

To Danni.

This is Danni's boyfriend, Steve.

I guess he wasn't smart enough

to go to medical school...

...so he did the next best thing.

He gets to wear a uniform

and drive a big truck.

Hello?

Is someone in here?

You scared the hell out of me.

You're crazy.

I can't believe we're doing this.

Why don't you move in with me?

We could do this...

- ... whenever we want.

- Move in?

Yeah.

- What?

- Heh.

That's a big commitment and...

What does that mean?

I mean...

I have a new job.

My mom's husband is an a**hole.

I have all this sh*t

going on right now.

Baby, what am I missing, what sh*t?

Are you kidding me? Do you not

listen to me when we talk?

Where are...?

Ooh. Whoa.

- Someone is in here having sex...

- Sh*t.

...with a very

gorgeous biracial man.

So I'm...

...just gonna be on my way.

But consider this your break.

You're back in five.

You...

...take as much time as you need...

...because my break is up next.

Ow.

- I knew she was nasty, I knew it.

- Hey.

Danni, Danni, listen to me. Hey.

Look, I love you.

Okay, just tell me what it

is that I'm not getting.

Just forget it.

The car was toast.

High-velocity impact, driver's side.

Here's the driver.

Hey!

You're not a f***ing spectator.

Get in the game.

This was the first time

Danni had ever seen anything...

...like this.

She lost her...

...virginity and the blood flowed.

She needed to see some carnage.

It's part of being a nurse.

This job is more than sticking

thermometers in butts...

...and looking pretty.

It's our job to take care of the

problems, not make the problems.

If you can't do this, work

in a doctor's office, okay?

You think about it. Don't be

here if you can't do the job!

That doctor, pig-face Morris.

He loves breaking in the new girls.

You could see the

bulge in his pants.

I wanted to comfort

Danni, to hold her.

To tell her that everything

would be all right.

- It was just...

- Danni ran to her boyfriend instead.

No, I can handle it.

Steve, I called you for

support, not to get a lecture.

I gotta go, I'll call you back.

Steve, now is not the time.

Good bye.

Are you okay?

I don't know what happened.

They were everywhere. I just froze.

It happens to all of us.

The first big one's always

tough. But, hey...

...nobody died tonight.

- Does it get any easier?

- No.

But after a while,

you start to realize...

...that whatever...

...you're going through,

it's a hundred...

...times worse for that

person on the gurney.

I graduated first in my class.

I never got lower than

a 97 on any exam.

I know what I'm doing.

Dr. Morris, sh*t, he was so pissed.

He's always pissed,

it wasn't just you.

Come on.

We'll grab drinks after I shower.

What's wrong?

That's Larry's car.

That f***ing scumbag. I knew he was

cheating on my morn. Wait here.

See you again, Dr. Cook.

Thank you, thanks a lot.

Larry?

I thought you were at a

conference in Boston.

Uh, yeah. Yeah, Danni.

It finished up early.

So you called my morn...

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