O Brother, Where Art Thou? Page #8
PETE:
Howdy do, ladies. Name of Pete!
Strangely, the three laundresses do not answer, though they
do smile at him as they continue to sing.
Pete tries again as he reaches into their laundry basket:
PETE:
Maybe I could help you with the, uh-
He realizes he is holding ladies' undergarments.
PETE:
Ahem. I, uh...
He drops them back in the basket.
PETE:
I don't believe I've, uh, heard that
song before...
Everett and Delmar have arrived; Everett is loud and jovial:
EVERETT:
Aintcha gonna innerduce us, Pete?
Pete's eyes stay glued on the women as he hisses out of the
corner of his mouth:
PETE:
Don't know their names. I seen 'em
first!
Everett laughs lightly.
EVERETT:
Ladies, you'll have to pardon my
friend here; Pete is dirt-ignorant
and unschooled in the social arts.
My name on the other hand is Ulysses
Everett McGill and you ladies are
about the three prettiest water lilies
it's ever been my privilege to admire.
None of the women respond but, as all continue to sing, one
brings a jug marked with three Xes to Everett.
EVERETT:
Why, thank you dear, that's very,
uh...
He takes a swig.
EVERETTE:
Mm. Corn licker, I guess, uh, the
preferred local uh...
He passes the jug to Pete as the woman runs her fingers
through his hair.
The other two women are approaching to likewise tousle Pete
and Delmar.
Delmar's woman caresses his face and, by squeezing his cheeks,
smushes his mouth into a pucker.
DELMAR:
Pleased to meet you, ma'am.
The singing continues. The stream gurgles. Somewhere, in the
PETE:
Damn!
FADE OUT:
FADE IN:
CLOSE ON DELMAR:
We are very tight. Delmar's eyes are closed. We hear loud
snoring. At length his eyelids flutter open, but the snoring
continues.
Delmar groggily props himself on one elbow.
It is late afternoon. He is still on the riverbank. Everett
snores nearby.
The ladies are gone. The hamper of laundry is gone. Pete is
gone.
After looking blearily about for a moment, Delmar starts and
staggers to his feet.
DELMAR:
Holy Saint Christopher!
He toes Everett urgently in the ribs.
EVERETT:
Whuhh...
DELMAR:
Oh sweet Lord, Everett, looka this!
Pete's clothes are laid out on the ground, not in a heap,
but mimicking the human shape, as if he had been simply
vaporized fron within them.
Everett rouses himself and looks at the clothes: He scans
the opposite river bank.
EVERETT:
PETE! Where the heck are ya! We ain't
got time for your shenanigans!
Delmar stares horrified at the pile of clothes: a spot in
the middle of the shirt is rising and falling, rising and
falling.
DELMAR:
Sweet Jesus, Everett! They left his
heart!
Everett joins Delmar to look. The rhythmic rising and falling
now travels up the shirt. A large yellow toad sticks its
head out from under the collar.
Delmar keens. Everett is bewildered.
EVERETT:
What on earth is goin' on here! What's
got into you, Delmar!
DELMAR:
Caintcha see it Everett! Them sigh-
reens did this to Pete! They loved
him up an' turned him into a horney-
toad!
The toad hops down the river bank.
DELMAR:
Pete! Come back!
He slides down the bank after the toad, Everett watching in
perturbation.
The toad plops into the river and Delmar dives in after him.
He emerges a moment later with the toad wriggling in his
hand.
DELMAR:
Don't worry, Pete! It's me, Delmar!
Oh Everett! What're we gonna do?!
DRIVING:
We hear soft whimpering as Everett drives, sneaking worried
glances over at the passenger seat.
Delmar has the toad in his lap. He whimpers as he pets it.
Everett hesitantly offers:
EVERETT:
...I'm not sure that's Pete.
DELMAR:
Course it's Pete! Look at 'im!
The frog croaks.
DELMAR:
We gotta find some kinda wizard can
change 'im back!
A beat. Delmar continues to whimper.
Everett squints and shakes his head.
EVERETT:
...I'm just not sure that's Pete.
FINE RESTAURANT:
The tables are formally laid with linen. Delmar and Everett
sit at a table, a shoebox between them, deep in conversation.
EVERETT:
You can't display a toad in a fine
restaurant like this! Why, the good
folks here'd go right off their feed!
DELMAR:
I just don't think it's right, keepin'
him under wraps like we's ashamed of
him.
EVERETT:
Well if that is Pete I am ashamed of
him. The way I see it he got what
he deserved - fornicating with some
whore a Babylon. These things-
He points a knife at the shoebox.
EVERETT:
-don't happen for no reason, Delmar.
Obviously it's some kind of judgment
on Pete's character.
ANOTHER PATRON:
We are looking over the shoulder of a broad-shouldered man
in a cream-colored suit and a shirt with powder-blue collar.
He is digging into a huge plateful of steak and eggs. Sensing
something, he looks up, c*cks his head, and then slowly turns
to look back.
He thus reveals a cream-colored eyepatch with powder-blue
trim; his good eye is looking intently off - at Everett and
Delmar, who continue arguing, out of earshot.
Still heatedly discussing.
DELMAR:
The two of us was fixing to fornicate!
The waitress has just arrived for their order. Everett gives
her an ingratiating laugh:
EVERETT:
Heh-heh. You'll have to excuse my
rusticated friend here, unaccustomed
as he is to city manners.
He ostentatiously fans some of his money.
EVERETT:
Well mamzel I guess we'll have a
couple a steaks and some gratinated
potatoes and wash it down with your
finest bubbly wine-
BIG MAN:
Watching Everett fan his money. The big man stops chewing
and slowly raises his napkin to his lips to give them a dainty
pat.
EVERETT:
...And I don't suppose the chef'd
have any nits or grubs in the pantry,
or - naw, never mind, just bring me
WAITRESS:
Yes sir.
The big man appears as she leaves.
BIG MAN:
Don't believe I've seen you boys
around here before! Allow me
t'innerduce myself: name of Daniel
Teague, known in these precincts as
Big Dan Teague or, to those who're
pressed for time, Big Dan toot court.
EVERETT:
How d'you do, Big Dan. I'm Ulysses
Everett McGill; this is my associate
Delmar O'Donnell. I sense that,
like me, you are endowed with the
gift of gab.
Big Dan chuckles as he draws up a chair.
BIG DAN:
I flatter myself that such is the
case; in my line of work it's plumb
necessary. The one thing you don't
want is air in the conversation.
EVERETT:
Once again we find ourselves in
agreement. What kind of work do you
do, Big Dan?
BIG DAN:
Sales, Mr. McGill, sales! And what
do I sell? The Truth! Ever' blessed
word of it, from Genesee on down to
Revelations! That's right, the word
of God, which let me add there is
damn good money in during these days
of woe and want! Folks're lookin'
for answers and Big Dan Teague sells
the only book that's got 'em! What
do you do - you and your tongue-tied
friend?
DELMAR:
Uh, we uh-
EVERETT:
We're adventurers, sir, currently
pursuin' a certain opportunity but
open to others as well.
BIG DAN:
I like your style, young man, so I'm
gonna propose you a proposition. You
cover my check so I don't have to
run back up to my room, have your
waitress wrap your dinner picnic-
style, and we'll retire to more
private environs where I will explain
to you how vast amounts of money can
be made in the service of God Amighty.
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