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Rakesh. - Right sir.

Take Lord Hanuman's name

and lift him up. -Yes, sir.

Get up.

Hail Hanuman, come on.

Drink at home you...

Sir, why do you drink

if you can't digest it?

Sir, he won't do it the next time.

Sir...sir...

Careful. - Sir...

He can't even stand straight.

Sir, he can't walk either.

Sir...

If it wasn't for the

law-protectors like us...

...patrolling the streets of Delhi...

...you'll turn the

entire zone unsafe.

You're right.

Monsoon will think I am a liar.

Hold on!

You still have the Killol

and Motwani CD, don't you?

Yes, I do. - Where is it?

In the corpse's pocket.

Humans make mistake.

So did I. -You did.

Sir, these are the two...

...who made the Police proud.

PP...there's no mention

of a corpse in this.

Those police officers

did take it, but...

I am sure the police

made it disappear.

They must have received

orders from their superiors and...

This is a huge scam.

Hello, Mr. Khwaja. - Hello, Sherry.

There's good news.

Avinash Tripathi's

body has been found.

You've found Avinsh Tripathi's body?

But how?

- That's classified information.

But yourjob's been done.

My job? - The interiors contract.

Killol was after us.

But what connection does

this have for your country?

We've also found

a CD with the corpse.

And it has deep

connection with Bilal.

You will believe it when you see it.

And the corpse?

- Don't worry about that.

This time I've made arrangements...

...and no one will know

where the corpse disappeared to.

Hello. - Hello.

Hello.

Brothers and...what the f"'

What happened?

Current.

The youth today are like current.

If the earthing not

proper then they shock you.

The youth today know

nothing about Ganga...

...but they all know how

to do the Gangnam!

Everywhere you see...they are

singing and dancing.

Hey...rascals,

didn't you hear what sir said?

Start playing. - Listen...

"Everyone's become so westernized,

everyone's on Facebook or twitter."

"See the craze of zero figure."

"I just follow."

"I just follow."

"Why don't you jump in the well?"

"I just follow."

"I just follow."

"I just..."

"I just..."

"I just..."

"Wow! Amazing."

"Sons sold their father's land

and bought an Audi."

"From Gurgoan he came to Delhi."

"What are you saying? Really?" - Yes.

"Sons sold their father's land

and bought an Audi."

"From Gurgoan he came to Delhi."

"Everyone visits the shopping mall."

"And buyjockeys in sale."

"Flat 50%, buy get 1."

"Everylhing sells in our country."

--stop-"

"Sing it in English as well."

P!-P!

H!-H!

O!-O!

"I just..."

Hey, PP bro.

Did you see my new girlfriend?

She's dark, but she's hot.

5 series LBW. - BMW!

Whether its B or L...

Oh no...

Rammed it again!

Chhada.

That's the limit.

Even the hockey team doesn't

get knocked down so many times.

I am sorry. Try to understand.

Now I am a bigger L.

Great, Chhada.

I know, put it in my account.

- I see.

Hey India Shining,

two Wanted Stuffed breads...

...with extra butter, parcel.

Okay. - Why are you always smiling?

Wow, Chhada.

People change clothes

and you change cars.

Look, I had predicted earlier...

...that this Games

will change my life.

And it did.

And a man should look

according to his status.

Style. - Chhada sir,

here's your Wanted Stuffed bread.

With extra butter.

That's Rs. 32. - Keep 50.

I guess you don't have change.

That's the problem.

These days I carry big notes.

PP bro, just pay this fellow.

Okay.

See you, bye.

Are you tired of life? - Yes.

Are you only facing

disappointment? - A lot.

Do you always lose

what you get? - Yes.

Then come meet Ma Poly.

Ma Poly?

Welcome. Sit.

Bow-wow!

Ma Poly's...a dog.

Divine dog!

Aids, will we let a

dog predict our future?

Ma Poly answers only in Yes or No.

So ask your questions accordingly.

Rs. 500 for each question.

!

Doggy bro,

can we use the camera? - Yes.

2000 extra for that. - Yes.

!

You want to record

us getting fooled.

Ask your question. - Yes.

Ma Poly...will Tina marry me.

Stupid.

Aids. You're so educated, yet...

Fine, you ask something.

- Forget it.

Come on. Ask...

What... - Ask.

You always do this

when it's my turn.

Fine.

Ma Poly, will Bilal Khwaja

kill Avinash Tripathi?

See?

We were right? - What?

She says 'Yes' for everything

Because you're asking

such questions.

She'll say 'No' only if

you ask that sort of a question.

Test her. - Aids, are you crazy?

Fine.

Ma Poly, the body that

was cremated with honors...

...belonged to Avinash Tripathi?

No!

Ma Poly, will we expose

the biggest scam...

...and create a sensation

in the country?

Hail Ma Poly!

Aids!

Send your man and get this CD.

I just want to see Khwaja ruined.

"My beloved's gone to Rangoon."

"And called on the telephone."

"That he misses me."

"It makes him restless."

Khwaja, we'll burn

your Lanka to the ground.

I've the Hanuman's tail.

Mr. Killol, what happened?

What happened?

Not yet, but it will happen now.

Tap.

It was being tapped. - Tap?

Sherry's phone was being tapped.

Avinash Tripathi was doing it...

...in order to inquire

about the Games.

So...Nahata,

Sherry, Khwaja have been exposed.

The buffalo's in the water.

Now it's my turn.

We'll call Nahata's 3G.

Handover my CD,

and we'll handover yours.

Yeah!

I guess they won't spare us.

Emails are hacked.

Phones are tapped.

What can a person do? What are we

supposed to do, Khwaja sir?

There's one thing that we can do.

We can start sending

pigeons from tomorrow.

Look, Nahata. -Yes.

You can fly all

the pigeons you like.

But I want that CD at any cost...

- Khwaja sir...

You understand. - Mr. Khwaja.

You will get it. - But...

I'll make sure of it.

You come again.

Astrology and fortune

lines can reveal everything

Pandit!

I'll be right back.

- But sir, sign?

I am coming.

Hi, PP. Why are you here?

I mean...you're here

for the chant CD. - Yes.

You could've called.

Stupid fool,

look where you're going.

Sorry.

Here.

Is this the one?

Let's go, Sabu.

Sir, I've inserted the CD.

- Very good.

Now let's hear...behind

the scenes from our enemies.

Is this the CD?

This is an auspicious chant.

You nincompoop!

What have you brought?

Sir, they gave me this CD.

Tell him.

Rascal...are you lying?

Oh my, God!

I swear, that man gave me this CD.

These guys are too much.

Keep it inside.

Keep the gun inside.

Give me some space.

One simple job.

You can't do one thing right.

- Yes, sir.

What "yes sir".

No, sir. -What "no, sir".

You gave the wrong CD.

- No, sir, I checked.

You must have checked

your horoscope.

The CD has some

auspicious...chant playing.

No, sir.

I never bring my personal

work to the office.

You... - Don't apologize, sir.

It won't look nice.

Due to the planetary positions

I am under the false accusation.

What?

False accusation, sir.

Just get out.

Hello.

I double-checked.

We gave your men the right CD.

- You mean I am lying.

If not you then maybe your men.

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