Ocean Butterfly

Quan.

I want to break up with you.

Quan, I think we should just be friends.

I think we should break up.

You know that we're too different.

We just don't understand each other

and we never will.

Please... just forget about us.

Bastard! You're an a**hole!

Is it so easy to break up with a girl?

Do you know how much I hated

that deep-fried grasshopper snack?

But I had to eat it with you!

And how much I'm scared

to death of horror-films

but I had to watch them with you!

When I had a couple of pimples on my face

you kept telling me that I'm ugly!

And this stupid bang

I only did it just to please you!

Do you have any idea? I hate it...

Oh, she's so mean.

The woman who has got bad tounge.

She made whole people trembling.

Oh gosh! I'm sorry.

Oh, is that the wrong guy sweety?

Ran by the set

and now she has got her conscious back.

"10 Ways To Get Over The Heart-Breakers"

Don't be sad! Things will get better.

Gosh! How could you leave me, my dear?

Don't be so depressed.

One will come back soon.

I'm almost heartbroken.

Just get over it!

Like they always say...

She must has feelings for us, for sure.

Probably next year

when the sun shines across the sky.

But I'm gonna die

without seeing the face of my true love.

Just think of the old saying...

To lose a bunch of gold is better

than to give away your love!

But I can't get over it.

Of course you can... just snap out of it!

Yeah! One's coming back to us.

I'm gonna feed you now.

Come, come quick to eat.

I'm not ready to get married.

I haven't turn 18 yet!

Did you guys hear anything strange?

Yes, I did.

He just farted!

You are so hungry.

No matter how much ain't enough.

I need to feed the other tanks too.

Eat it up.

She has hair on her legs.

Be quite, please! This is a library!

So what?

She has such strong arms.

Damn it!

Ouch!

Big time!

Who's singing?

This is the last warning!

You'll be in big trouble!

You?

So you the one who did that?

You again?

Again what?

On the bus... wasn't that enough?

What have I done to you?

Why did you have to sing in the library?

I didn't sing... I said ouch!

If you didn't sing

then why would you admit it?

Ouch...

This is bullshit!

What are you looking...

Sir.

She has got the biggest thighs.

She has big thighs like logs and big belly.

No, I'm not crazy because

I just got dumped from a guy!

You are so big and lovely.

You are the float with the most!

How did you do it... I wonder.

Do you know Tom & Kate?

Do you want autograph?

I'll sign it for you, free of charge!

You... do you hear me?

I'm worried too much.

Is there any fish in here

who wants to talk to me?

No one?

Yeah... I'm not crazy after all.

Hey you guys, who's this crazy girl?

What with the loud noise, I'm sleeping!

You people have no manners!

You alternative-punk-rock fish!

I'll make an anchovy out of you all!

Don't you know

who's the boss around here?

And who is this crying?

You've never seen such a hunk

like me before, right?

I'm Brad Pitt you know! Not a ghost!

Kids these days really don't know

how to respect the elder.

And what is this?

Why don't you just

step on my head while you at it?

You looking at me kid? Got a problem?

Hey you turtle!

Where are you going? I want to talk to you.

Gosh! She can hear me!

She must be one of those things.

I'd better go.

Wait... don't go yet!

Otherwise, I'll poke you in the ass!

That's rude!

When you said 'those things'

what do you mean?

And when you said...

I must be one of 'those things'

What are 'those things'?

How do I get to the eye of the abyss?

Alright!

Grandpa! Grandma!

I want to buy this turtle!

I've been chosen.

I'm going out on a hot date!

See, now we've missed the bus

it took you 4 hours just to pee!

So now we have to walk all the way there!

If someone see a handsome turtle

like me here with you

they gonna think that I'm being kidnapped

by this ugly duckling.

Oh no!

Wait! There's a car coming

let's hitch for a ride.

Just use your female sex appeal

can you do that?

OK, here comes

just make it sexy and exciting!

Get ready!

No, no... I didn't mean that!

This is not sexy! I'm gonna get killed!

Stop!

Thought I was going to become a legend!

Thank you god and buddha

for saving my turtle life!

I'm not dead

'cause turtle have a long life.

They say that turtle have a long life

and I have a long life 'cause I'm a turtle.

I'm a turtle with a long life

and I'm not dead!

The big Manorah do the dance

the little Manorah's on the sand.

The big Manorah hits your head

the little one hits it back.

Now do that dance

yeah that feels good baby!

Do you understand the Manorah song?

It's so damn hot in here

turn up the air conditioning!

You're lazy bum!

Watch it... you stinkin turtle!

Watch it... you stinkin turtle!

You have a turtle flu or something?

You stinkin turtle...

Hey you! Consider it luck that

I ran into you and let you tag along

so don't push it!

If it wasn't necessary

I wouldn't be caught dead in you car!

Maybe it wasn't luck

maybe you were following me!

Follow you! You said I follow you?

Why the hell would I follow you for?

If it weren't for this stupid turtle

I would've kept on going!

OK, fine I'll have my chance!

You're such an idiot!

Look at them.

Why are they being so silly?

Getting back at each other

in their thoughts like that, idiots!

Hey we're here!

This is my hometown, guys!

I want to have someone...

to help take away the pain...

a sadness in my heart

on the long journey...

there's no one, my lonely turtle heart.

Good luck and good riddance!

Gosh! You're bastard.

I think they're angry.

Run! And take me with you too!

I've spent my life in Bangkok for too long.

Riding the boat make me sick.

I've got seasick

but the chauffeur got drunk.

Hey stop! Stop right here!

Stop for what? I was enjoying my sleep!

You're enjoying your sleep, yeah?

Well I got seasick OK?

Hey, you turtle... how far is it from here?

It doesn't matter how far it is

just swim I can't go anymore.

I'd never thought that a turtle like me

would get seasick!

Swim? Are you crazy?

I don't know if I can make it!

Listen, if you can talk to a turtle

then there's nothing in this world

that you can't do, honey!

Well, one thing you can't do

is beauty really.

Jump, go ahead!

Just let me rest here a bit.

When I'm better,

I'll pick a fight with that drunk sailor!

Sweety, how are you going to dive

into the water with that thing?

Dive! You mean diving!

Wow so refreshing!

Someone should've told me

that when I wear goggles

I look like Tom Cruise!

C'mon, follow me

follow this handsome turtle!

Stay 'till late, didn't you?

That's why you're swimming like this.

Hey, let's go over there!

I heard that all of the fishermen

are over there

so we might have a chance to

become one of those canned fish.

Well, where should we go

shopping tomorrow?

Siam Paragon Shopping Mall.

Of course, it's just opened!

Wanna join?

I bet you don't know

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