Octopussy Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1983
- 131 min
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Pay attention, 007!
Pull the top off the pen.
With this ultrasensitive earpiece,
you can listen in on the bug.
The homing device is compatible with
the standard-issue
radio directional finder in your watch.
If you haven't lost it.
(beeping)
That's amazing, Q. It does work.
What's that?
Oh, that's the latest liquid crystal TV.
Hm, very handy!
Mm. Perfect image, Q.
Really, 007!
Look, I haven't time
for these adolescent antics.
- It's the best we can do.
- It's beautiful. Thank you.
Go on, get along! I've got my work to do.
- I'll give you a hand, Q.
- Thank you.
Don't forget this.
Don't let him teach you
any of his bad habits!
Mr Bond, your table is ready.
- I didn't reserve one.
- Your guest is waiting, sir.
This way, please.
Thank you.
You changed your mind.
- I'm glad.
- Are you?
Well, let's put it this way.
by far the prettiest of Kamal's friends
that I've come across.
Thank you.
So does he have a proposition for me,
or do you?
He suggests a trade.
The egg for your life.
I'd heard the price of eggs was going up,
but isn't that a little high?
Charge it to, er... Room...
Oh, 27.
Along with the champagne, I suppose?
I'll leave it at the desk.
You don't mind?
Why? Has Kamal forgotten
what I look like already?
It's for me.
So that if I depart this world suddenly
you'll have something
to remember me by?
Something like that.
It's for my scrapbook.
I collect memories.
Well, let's get on with making a few.
- I need refilling.
- Hm?
Of course you do!
Oh. I'll get some more.
Don't bother.
We'll make yours a loving cup.
What a good idea.
Forgive my curiosity, but what is that?
That's my little octopussy.
Good morning!
Morning.
I didn't want to wake you.
But since you're up,
I can say a proper goodbye.
What is the time?
(beeps)
Beautiful view, isn't it?
- I don't know how to say goodbye.
- Actions speak louder than words.
You're so right.
(man) In! Out! In! Out!
In! Out!
Come on, girls! In!
Out!
Check oars!
(birdsong)
The egg has been recovered.
You should be pleased.
(woman) I'm not pleased
it was stolen in the first place.
Nor that the thief
knows enough to bring it here.
He's obviously an adventurer
with possible blackmail on his mind.
Anyway, I have him as my guest
at the Monsoon Palace.
And he will tell us
all he knows very quickly.
- Who is he?
- Englishman.
Likes eggs. Preferably Faberg.
And dice. Preferably loaded.
His name is James Bond.
Bring him here.
(Kamal) He's dangerous. After he's talked,
we must get rid of him immediately.
No.
A "no" from you
has little chance of becoming a "yes".
I assume, therefore,
that the meeting is over.
But you're making a serious mistake.
(beeping)
(beeping quickens)
(knock at door)
Well, so far I can't complain
about the valet service.
Dinner. 8 o'clock.
(locking)
- Good evening, Mr Bond.
- Good evening.
Well rested?
I believe you and Miss Magda have met.
- It was a pleasure.
- You're too kind.
You don't mind if we start?
The souffl can't wait.
At the risk of appearing
to be making light dinner conversation,
may I ask exactly why I am here?
I mean, after all, you do have the egg.
True. But we don't have all the answers.
Well, supposing, for argument's sake,
I don't feel like talking?
Don't worry, you will.
You will.
Let me guess.
Thumbscrews and hot coals.
Hardly! We're much more
sophisticated than that.
- Er... Sodium Pentothal?
- A bit crude. Very unreliable.
an effective psychedelic compound.
Guaranteed results.
- But with permanent brain damage.
- An unfortunate side effect.
Ah! One of our specialities.
Stuffed sheep's head.
It's odd,
but when I'm stared at
I seem to lose my appetite.
Oh, thank you for dinner.
Until tomorrow, then.
- Well, I'll say good night.
- I could come in for a nightcap.
Some other time, perhaps.
I don't suppose you'd care for a nightcap?
No.
(birds screech)
(whirr of helicopter)
(INAUDIBLE)
(snoring)
(Kamal) I trust you had a pleasant flight.
If you step this way,
I think you will find everything is in order.
(watch beeping)
I congratulate you on the quality of
your workmanship, Prince Kamal Khan.
Thank you, General Orlov.
As you can see, each piece
has been meticulously duplicated
according to Lenkin's specifications.
Good! Have it put aboard the helicopter.
(gives order in Hindi)
(Orlov) Can they be trusted?
(Kamal) I assure you of their silence.
(Kamal) We are both playing
for enormous stakes.
I get what I want,
then you get the genuine jewellery.
- Exactly...
- (interference)
The precise timing will be essential.
(interference)
Remember:
Nothing must be changed.(interference)
(Orlov) One week from today,
in Karl-Marx-Stadt.
- Karl-Marx-Stadt!
- Correct!
(footsteps)
(talking in Hindi)
(door shuts)
- Everything taken care of?
- As you ordered, Excellence.
- So, you recovered it?
- From an accomplice of the thief.
He must be eliminated at once!
(crackling)
There must be no further security breach.
This fake has caused enough trouble.
I must go.
(Orlov) Everything
has been most satisfactory.
(Kamal) Most kind, General Orlov.
Get Bond!
(shouting in Hindi)
The Englishman has escaped.
He won't go very far. We'll track him.
(shouting and whistling)
(elephant trumpets)
Ooh!
Oooh! Ya-ha!
(petrified screams)
Good!
Let the sport commence.
Ooh! Agh! Yieeehhh!
(growling)
(gives orders in Hindi)
Head him off! Head him off!
(shouting in Hindi)
(roars)
Sit!
We have him! We have him!
Go round! Go round! He's in there!
Hiss off.
(birds squawking)
(shouts in Hindi)
(Tarzan-like jungle call)
(gunfire)
Ow!
Ugh!
(elephant trumpets)
Don't let him get away!
(gunfire)
(shouts in Hindi)
Hey!
- C'mom, buddy, c'mon!
- Give him some room.
- Hey, you all right, buddy?
- I'm fine.
- Are you with our group?
- No, ma'am. I'm with the economy tour.
Mr Bond is indeed a very rare breed.
Soon to be made extinct!
Genus Hapalochlaena. Produces a venom
that's invariably fatal in seconds.
The barge had that sign.
Yes. It belongs to a fabulously wealthy
woman who lives on the floating palace.
Who is she?
No one knows her real name,
but she's known as Octopussy.
That's the name I heard at Kamal's.
I hear that island's full of
beautiful women. No men allowed.
Really? Sexual discrimination.
I'll definitely have to pay it a visit.
(sitar music and women laughing)
(gong)
Good evening.
I wondered when you might arrive.
So you are the mysterious Octopussy.
And you are James Bond.
Am I to be your target for tonight?
Not necessarily.
Depends how much you tell me
about jewellery smuggling.
And why one of our agents
was killed in East Berlin.
You remember Major Dexter Smythe?
You were sent out to arrest him,
weren't you?
You seem to have done your homework.
Thank you. Yes. Smythe, after a brilliant
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