Odd Girl Out Page #6

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I totally kicked ass!

And the guy back here, he

was a scout. He gave me his card.

- You're going to college. No spatulas.

- I saw.

You know what the best part is?

I totally loved it!

Your adrenaline gets pumping and

the crowd was totally into it.

The interview? Oh my god,

I totally forgot it.

How was it?

It was amazing.

I mean, the place was.

For a moment I really

felt like part of it.

I gave my best shot.

I'm sure you did.

And that's all anyone can ask.

And I tell you something.

They would be lucky -

to have someone like you. Thank you.

Dito.

You know, if I have to spend

my life as someone else -

I'd be honoured to be you.

Dito back at you.

Double double dito.

Woody?

- Hey guys, I'm back!

- What are you talking about, 'back'?

Hey there, Mr. Football hero.

Am I attractive enough for you now?

Please Mrs. Bedworth,

I need to speak to Nell.

She doesn't wish to speak with you.

I have to talk to her!

She isn't going to the dance, Woody,

but she did say she hopes

you have a good time -

with Breanna Bailey.

For just one moment, Woody,

I thought you had changed.

Come on honey, why the sad face?

You got everything we ever wanted.

musicDance Yourself to Death:

Life, Not Living/music

Oh my god! Look at that dress!

So, do you like my dress?

- Yeah, you look nice, Breanna.

- It's so tight, it shows everything.

I had to leave my panties off.

Let's hope you don't

get diarrhoea then.

I'm gonna get some punch.

Harry?

Do you like my dress?

Yeah baby, it looks good on you.

I am so nervous?

Are you kidding me?

You've got this in a bag.

Check the make-up? We won't be a minute.

Woody, straighten your

tie. Photographers!

You know, seeing you in that tuxedo

is making me feel kinda horny.

- Let's do it in the bushes!

- Serious?

Yeah, it'd be like

doing it with James Bond.

You know me:
009/2. License to thrill!

Woody, wait!

You wait over there, then

I'll walk by like Halle Berry -

and then you jump up and grab me.

Not a minute to miss.

Ready when you are baby!

Come and get me!

Chanel?

Goodbye, Mr. Bond.

Halle Berry wouldn't have done that.

Good evening, Westdale Bay!

And the presentation of the

crowns of this year's...

Hi, princess.

So you're not going to the dance?

Does it have anything to do with Woody?

Maybe.

He likes someone else.

But is she a princess?

Anytime soon she'll be a queen.

No contest. Princesses

are younger and prettier -

especially when they're my daughter.

You really like him, don't you?

Me too.

I think he's a good one.

I think you should go.

But I don't have anything to wear.

Just a...

Now, I'm not usually known

for my taste in fashion...

but the young lady in the

store said it was 'dope'.

I have no idea what

that means of course.

It's beautiful.

She said you need these too.

Apparently these are heavy.

For all I know they

could be dope as well.

Thank you!

And the title of Westdale

Bay High Homecoming King -

goes to -

our very own footballing

hero, Woody Deanne!

And now for the biggie -

this year's Westdale

Bay Homecoming Queen is -

Breanna Bailey.

Thank you, Miss Bidermeyer.

Principal Johnson.

And thank you, Westdale Bay!

There are so many people that I

need to share this great honour with.

My mother whose undying support and...

generous attitude

towards cosmetic surgery.

My hair dresser, Georgio Theodopolous -

Thank you, Breanna.

Another round of...

applauds please for

Homecoming King and Queen!

musicOzzy Osbourne:

Goodbye to Romance/music

Shall I compare thee

to a summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and temperate.

Rough winds bla bla bla something. Can't

remember. Yada yada yada.

It's alright.

I'm no Shakespeare -

my guess is Romeo wasn't much

of a quarterback, either, right?

I really wish I had

the most perfect and...

beautiful words in the

world to say to you -

cause if I did I'd say them but...

I'd say how great you make

me feel when I'm with you.

And how I love that little thing you

do with your nose when you smile.

How you always correct my

stupid grammar. I hate it.

But most of all -

I'd tell you that... you

make me a better person.

My own person.

And that's why I know

that this means nothing.

And you mean everything.

But hey, I'm just a stupid quarterback.

I don't know the right words.

Those were lovely words.

Perfect words.

Come here, dumb jock.

Don't try to stop me, pencil neck.

Stop that!

I'm the Homecoming Queen.

Let's get out of here.

- I'm the Homecoming Queen.

- And you're a b*tch!

Nice ass, baby! How

about a little swirl?

musicGirls Aloud: I Think

We're Alone Now/music

Did I miss this? Did Woody Deanne win?

Sweet lord!

So, how are we gonna do this?

You're going to your chicken

sh*t college and me going to Yale.

You did it. It came this morning.

Congratulations!

You got in?

Oh my god, I did it!

Me and you did really good, huh?

You and me.

Or -

I?

Will you just kiss me already?

Yes, mam.

musicJames Blunt: High/music

You can not be serious? A year of

sabbatical? We're talking about Yale -

for heavens sake, Yale!

I know mum. But what the heck?

If I may quote Snoop Dog:

Let's get it started!

musicBlack Eyed Peas:

Let's Get It Started/music

Dope, huh?

See what I'm saying?

Actually, I'm not sure

if this is Snoop -

it could be One Eyed Peas or 38 Cents.

I'm down with it anyway, b*tch.

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