Odd Squad: The Movie Page #2

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See you around, Blah Squad.

He said your name

wrong on purpose.

Window seat!

[engine starts, tires squeal]

At the end -

you won't believe it -

he gave Delivery Debbie

a t-shirt,

which, okay, it looked

really high-quality.

I'm worried this guy's

going to take over -

Agents, this is

not the first time

someone has tried

to do what we do.

There's the Strange Stoppers...

the Peculiar Pack...

and Rod Squad.

Rod Squad?

[Ms. O]

They were two guys named Rod

who also carried rods.

No one knows

why they had the rods.

All they were good at

was holding up curtains.

Also, Weird Tom's not our enemy.

He sent me this nice video.

Weird Team has nothing

but respect for Odd Squad.

And there's plenty of room

for both of us in this town...

See?

Ms. O?

Did you watch that video

all the way through?

No, I didn't get to it.

You should get to it.

Psych!

Tom Bomb!

I'm so taking down Odd Squad.

I even wrote a song about it.

And made a music video.

The video's not done, done yet.

I'm still waiting on

some special effects,

but I'll still show it to you.

[mid-tempo rock song]

Weird Tom is comin' and

he's gonna fry your bacon.

Fry it up while you're

still sippin' your juice.

You're bringing sneakers

to a loafer situation.

Step back and watch these

size elevens cut loose!

Something weird

has just happened.

Talking about

your footwear.

Something weird

has just happened.

Oh, am I understood?

Something weird

has just happened.

What's the matter

Odd Squad?

Something weird

has just happened.

Odd Squad, you

don't look so good.

Hey, Odd Squad!

CHA-BOOM!

I think somebody's

gettin' run out of town.

Call in

the Weather Service,

I'm blocking out the sun.

Just don't call Odd Squad,

'Cause Odd Squad

is goin' down!

[mimics guitar solo]

[chuckles]

Oh! Reporters?

Weird Tom!

Bradley, Channel Four News.

What would you say

is the secret to

Weird Team's success?

- Well, Kevin...

- It's Bradley.

I'll tell ya,

Odd Squad always says

'Don't rush your work.'

But the thing is,

if you do rush your work,

you get it done faster!

[laughs]

Hmmm, it seems

your market share

Is trending close to zero.

While mine is showing

a spectacular jump!

Can't say I blame you guys

for trying to be heroes,

But maybe you should

wait until you grow up.

Something weird

has just happened...

Any regrets?

Just one...

that I called

"Weird Team" a team.

You see, I don't

believe in teamwork.

I tell my people,

don't talk to other folks,

don't help other folks.

If you have a problem,

fix it yourself.

That seems like a

really bad way to work.

Who wants a t-shirt?

[cheering]

I think somebody's

gettin' run out of town.

Call in the firefighters,

I'm on

a burning streak.

Just don't call Odd Squad,

'Cause Odd Squad

is goin' down!

Odd Squad

is goin' down!

Odd Squad is goin' down!

[tense music]

[loud zaps]

Ah! Thanks for

coming, Odd Squad.

What seems to be

the problem, Mr. Hopkins?

Have you been floating again?

Or maybe you're about

to start floating?

Or maybe you saw

other people floating?

[Otis] What my partner

is trying to say is,

how can we help?

Can you give this

thank you note to Weird Team?

Why would we do that?

They just helped me with

my odd problem earlier;

And it seems like

wherever you guys are,

Weird Team is close behind

with a real satisfied

look on their face.

You see?

This is for you.

Yes!

Thank you, Odd Squad!

Uh, happy we could help.

[loud zaps]

How do they do that?

Well, well, well.

Seems Weird Team ran us

both out of business.

Uh...

Who are you?

You kiddin' me right now?

Rod... from Rod Squad?

"Bop-Ba-Ba-bap

Rod!

Bop-Ba-Ba-bap

Squad!"

Got any curtains

that need hanging?

No...

That's cool.

Could you please leave my house?

Yeah, you betcha.

[stammers]

I have a front door.

That's not the way

I came in, but...

whatever floats your boat.

So... has anyone

called Odd Squad today?

We got three calls.

Two were wrong numbers,

and the third was...

also a wrong number.

We gotta take this Sherman down!

Any ideas?

Ohlm?

If you rearrange

the letters in Weird it spells 'Wired Meat'.

Not helping?

[all]

No.

I know how we can

beat Weird Team!

First we take them to lunch

at this Italian restaurant...

After lunch, we can go

on this nature hike.

And maybe check out this museum.

Wait, I just realized

these are plans

for when my cousins Lily

and Jake are in town.

My bad.

Okay, let's break this down

like we do with every problem.

What do we know?

That Weird Team is beating us.

Great.

And what are we

trying to figure out?

How to fix odd stuff as fast

as they fix odd stuff,

but only using one gadget

instead of the thousands

of ones that we use.

Also win back

the hearts and minds

of everybody in town

even though they

won't even look at us

when we're standing

right next to them

because all they see

is their free

Weird Team t-shirt...

It's okay, partner.

Okay...

Anyone else have anything?

Eyes over here, everyone!

We need to start thinking of

this like a football game.

It's the last down,

we're at the 30 yard line,

and there are only five

seconds left on the clock.

The team we're up against

is bigger than us,

faster than us,

and their bedtime is

way later than ours.

Any questions?

You, couch potato.

How do we beat them?

We don't.

It's game over.

I thought my chalk

drawing was pretty clear.

There's gotta be something

we haven't thought of yet.

I know someone who can help.

The Big O is coming.

[excited murmurs]

[fanfare]

[fanfare]

[fanfare]

(whispers)

It's the Big O!

[The Big O]

Odd Squad has been around

for thousands of years!

We have faced many challenges!

These challenges made us better!

And stronger!

But Weird Team is Our

Biggest Challenge yet!

So how can Odd Squad compete?

We cannot.

We give up.

[all]

What?

Weird Team beat us,

fair and square.

Henceforth, I am shutting

down all Odd Squads!

No, you can't do that!

I sold this one here

to a shoe company.

[murmuring]

And I bought the shoe company!

CHA-BOOM!

[laughs]

Let's get rid of these

balls from the ball pit!

I'm going to want these

little desks to go away -

and let's put in some cubicles!

- Cubicles?

- What?

Where's Weird Emily?

(whispers)

Who's Weird Emily?

Right here, Tom.

I need you to collect

these kids' gadgets.

They won't be

needing them anymore.

You got it, Weird Tom.

Nice!

Gadgets, c'mon.

Hand 'em over.

What's happening?

You can't do that!

That's my computer!

He can't just

come in here and do that.

Ms. O, you have to

do something about this..

You heard The Big O.

We're just not needed anymore.

[somber music]

And then we left headquarters

and came here.

Olympia, we know.

We were there.

Oh yeah.

[chuckles]

It just helps me to talk it out.

It's been an honor

to work with you.

Best of luck...

wherever your lives

may take you.

[somber music]

Oh, you guys live...

[Oona]

Yeah, I live this way.

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