Odd Squad: The Movie Page #4

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Who are you?

Agent Om.

Well, I will be an agent

after I bring you to justice

with this handcuff-inator.

[loud blast]

No, Om!

Those won't work on her.

Why not?

Because I can do this.

[maniacal laughter]

Dudes, get her!

[tense music]

[O'Donahue]

We lost her.

So bogus.

[Ms. O]

Hang on partner,

let's see what we know

about the Shape-shifter.

Let's think this through -

[loud blast]

Not the Shape-shifter!

Om!

What are you doing?

Zapping everything.

It's called a shortcut!

[loud blast]

Not the Shape-shifter!

Like totally stop

and think this through.

You're scaring people.

I'm a do-er,

not a thinker!

Do that!

And that!

[crowd screaming]

So...

Some things went wrong today.

Really?

I thought I went great.

These are complaints

from the people you zapped.

Including the President

of the United States.

Look Om, just go

back to the academy,

get some more training,

and we'll save a spot

for you when you're ready.

Okay.

Not a problem.

(quiet, sinister voice)

Problem.

That was way easier

than I thought.

Way easier.

[Weird Tom]

I was so angry

I stole a bunch of documents.

Six of those turned out

to be take out menus.

But one was plans for...

the hologram-inator.

[whirring]

It can project a fake image

onto anything.

See that guy over there?

I can make him look like...

Abraham Lincoln!

[cackles]

CHA-BOOM!

Guys, seriously!

The yelling?

Shh!

And Mr. Lincoln,

you are not a member

of this library.

Thank you.

[loud swatting]

It took me 34 years

to build this bad boy.

And now it's all mine.

Wait, that took you

34 years to make?

Well, it took 15 years,

and then I took

a couple years off.

I traveled...

Oh, I did some work

on the house.

The point is -

Ms. O stole

Odd Squad from me,

and now I'm stealing it back.

No, she didn't.

Yeah, she just said

you needed more training.

[mocking gibberish]

You sound like everybody

I've ever told this story to.

Yeah, well, we're

going to tell the world

what you've done.

Not if I have anything

to do with it.

[buzzing]

Thank you for whispering

your evil plan.

Agreed.

[thump]

Seriously, there is something

flying around here.

[dramatic music]

We have to get in front of

as many people as possible.

Mission accomplished.

[Weird Tom over loudspeaker]

This... is Odd Squad.

Or maybe we should

call them:
Odd Squad.

What?

Why?

Because they're causing oddness.

Take a look...

Here they are using

some weird dirt

to give Delivery Debbie...

- Snail feet!

- Help!

I know

Delivery Debbie -

she is a good, honest woman,

with good, honest, human feet.

Please, for your own safety,

stay far, far away

from Odd Squad.

Ha, nobody's going

to believe that.

It's them!

They're going to turn us odd!

[crowd screaming]

Or maybe they will.

[tense music]

[screaming]

Please hurry,

the Odd Squad is coming!

[stammering]

Thanks!

Could I get some relish on this?

Yeah, yeah!

Relish...

Relish, relish...

Okay.

No! No! No! No!

A drink.

I need a drink!

Gotta get a drink,

yes, drink, okay!

Hey! Hey!

And napkins!

- I need napkins!

- Napkins!

Yeah, yeah!

Napkins, okay!

Wait!

I just remembered!

I'm a vegetarian.

[tense music]

[screaming]

Here are some tips

on how to identify

an Odd Squad member.

They're children.

Some call them tax deductions.

I call them trouble.

We are in so much trouble.

Did the running and

screaming give it away?

No, look at that door

behind Weird Tom.

That's where I keep the Daves!

Whatever you do,

do not invite

an Odd Squad member

into your home.

What does the number 2048 mean?

That's how many

creatures are inside.

Weird Tom isn't zapping

them with the half-inator.

So you're saying these Daves

are just doubling and doubling?

Yes, take a look at

my calculatorinator.

That's a regular calculator.

Just let me have this one!

Okay.

To double a number,

you add the same

number to itself.

So 2048 plus 2048

is 4096 Daves.

4096 plus 4096...

(scary voice)

is 8192 Daves!

Why'd you say that last part

in a scary voice?

Because scary things

will happen.

The Daves room can

only hold 5,000 Daves.

That means if they

double two more times

to 8,192,

there will be more than 5,000...

Then the room won't hold them...

and they'll break out

and eat the world.

[all]

What?

Oh yeah, fun fact:

They're big eaters.

First it'll be signs

and traffic lights,

kind of like an appetizer.

Then buildings and roads

will be like the main course.

And for dessert,

they'll eat the ground,

and then under the ground...

until the whole earth is gone!

Which is too bad.

I like the earth.

How do we stop it?

We can't get in to headquarters.

Everyone is against us -

Not everyone.

Wha...?

Uh...

(whispers)

This is the part

where you follow me.

[all]

Oh!

[quiet chatter]

[sigh]

Hey Polly.

Rough day, huh?

We'd like "The Special".

Right away, Ms. O.

Here you go.

(mouth full)

Well, c'mon.

To take your mind off

the 1000 foot drop.

[all]

Hmph?

[quick scream]

Toodles!

[scared and happy screams]

What is this place?

A secret entrance

to headquarters.

(proudly)

I dug it myself.

We're going to break

into headquarters?

Not just us.

[triumphant music]

(dramatic mumble)

It's good to see you,

Ms. O.

You're Olive and Otto, right?

I remember your gadget

sign-out sheets.

(whispers)

I like the way

you draw your Gs.

Thank you.

You...

you... I...

I... you... you...

[chuckles]

I'm Otis, and this is

my partner, Olympia.

She admires your work.

It's cool.

We're all just here,

doin' a job.

[squeals]

Sometimes I squeal.

No biggie.

[Ms. O]

We have to move out.

Who knows how fast those

Daves are doubling.

[Otis]

Hang on.

How are we supposed

to get past Weird Tom

without our gadgets?

I mean, he's got a point.

We're not Odd Squad anymore,

we're just a bunch of kids.

Is that really what you think?

Odd Squad isn't

about what we have.

It's who we are.

And it's never giving up,

even when it's the only thing

you want to do.

[Olive]

It's failing,

and rising up from failure,

better and stronger

than you were before.

[Ms. O]

It's working together.

All seven of us.

Uh, there's only six of us.

[sliding noise]

Hey guys.

[both]

Oscar!

- Good news.

- You brought gadgets?

No, better!

I brought my sewing kit.

[chuckles]

To make suits.

[all]

Oh...

[Otto]

That makes sense.

I know I said Odd Squad

isn't about what we have,

but it doesn't

hurt to look good.

Yeah.

[triumphant music]

[whips cracking]

[triumphant music]

[music ends]

How long do we have to

hold this pose for?

That's enough.

[excited cross-talk]

(quietly)

All right,

let's split up into teams.

Otis, you and Otto

will knock out

the security cameras.

Olive and Olympia, get

the halfinator gadget.

Wait, doesn't it make more sense

for the partners

to go together -

I don't mind hanging out

with Olive,

I mean if I'm forced to...

Oscar and Oona, you're coming

with me to Room 100.

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