Offender Page #2

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I Wanna get it done

but you know you ain't a gunner... i

MTV, ain't it, yeah?

There's Essay.

We like it. It's all right, man.

I hate him. He's sh*t.

You a freestyle man, yeah?

Let me. I'll do one for you.

I'll do one for you. How about that?

I'm gonna do one for you.

Look, look, look.

I'm not having it! Not having it!

What? What? What? What?

You're wet! You're wet, man!

Oi, book boy.

- F*ggot.

- Hey, uni boy!

Uni boy.

What, you can't hear me, no?

Remember to come see me

tomorrow, yeah?

Don't forget my canteen.

What's going on?

You all right, then?

Come on, then. Where is it?

Give it up.

Just give him a little bit, man.

You know how strong that sh*t is.

- Come to get high?

- Oh, yeah.

- That's the proper thing.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Oh, where's the music, man?

- Hold up, hold up.

Yeah!

Told you that sh*t

was strong, now, didn't I?

- Home time now, boy!

- I ain't got no home.

So...

Jake.

Er, you were arrested for

being carried by a motor vehicle

taken without consent,

and resisting arrest.

When's your trial?

Jake, you understand that

if you're found guilty,

It'll be a custodial sentence,

which would be

your eighth sentence.

Do you have any supportive family

who could help you at this time?

None at all?

Supportive?

I ain't got no f***ing family!

I ain't got no dad!

And I ain't got no mum!

She never cared about me!

She never cared when her boyfriend

used to torture me!

Till I had to put a stop

to that myself!

So, if you want to class that

as supportive,

go ahead and write that down

on your little sheet of paper.

- Jake, I'm just trying to help you.

- You're too kind, man.

There are things that you could do.

You could enrol on a training scheme,

a basic literacy programme.

Like you said, I'm going jail, innit?

But you have to make a change

to your life, put in some effort.

This is long, man.

And I'm fed up of this sh*t, you know.

Divvy b*tch!

- Night, Elise!

- Night!

- She's f***ing up the peace, bruv!

- Hello, princess.

- Shut up.

- Where've you been? You're late.

- You been busy with these d*ckheads.

- They're in process, you're on license!

- F*** the process!

- Fine! I'll just call the police, shall I?

- I'll f***ing kill you, man!

- Hey!

You're on CCTV, d*ckhead!

Oh, f***ing hell, man!

Hey, you just got yourself

sent to jail, you donut!

'... a raid at this jewellers

where armed robbers took advantage

'of police being called to rioting

and looting across the capital,

'and stole watches said to be

worth thousands of pounds,

'including this rare

white diamond Daytona.

'Police are appealing for information

on the smash-and-grab

'that is now a murder investigation,

'after the shopkeeper received

a fatal gunshot wound. '

Come. Come.

What are you talking about?

Are you mad?

Tommy.

I'm gonna sort it out now, bruv.

She ain't gonna talk, man.

She ain't got nothing on us.

Why complicate things?

Why you acting all confused. com?

It was you that made us get

pulled over by feds in a stolen car!

If this probation officer decides

to grass on us, we're all getting life.

It's your turn to get

your hands dirty now.

Tom, it's me. I couldn't wait,

so I'll just jump in the car.

I'll meet you back at home.

Give me a call when you get this.

Love you. Bye.

Get off me! Get off me!

Get off! Get off me!

Who's got the remote?

- What the f*** are you trying to do?

- Shake on it, bruv. Double or nothing.

- Double or nothing.

- You're gonna die.

Let's do this right now.

Right now!

There you go.

There you go, there you go.

- What you saying, bruv?

- I hear you're a salesman of sorts.

I don't talk in riddles. What you want?

I need a bit of crack.

- Can't you see I'm playing pool, bruv?

- I'll come by your cell later, yeah?

Come see me in the morning.

I ain't got nothing till then.

Hey, f*** off!

Ah, f***ing book boy. B*tch!

Is he f***ing mad, bruv?

What, Sicko?

You want a shot on my wing, yeah?

You're a f***ing dead man!

I'm the shotter round here.

Not your boychick, yeah? Hold up.

You f***ing c*nts.

Hey, Angelface.

Check out the new boy.

I wanna see what he's all about.

Cool, cool, cool.

Do you need a spot, p*ssy?

I'm playing with you, man.

I'm playing with you.

What you saying?

- Big man, you got a tool, yeah?

- I said you owe me!

Hey, guv! Guv!

- 'All right down there?'

- They're trying to wrap me up!

'Who, Jake?

That's not very nice, is it?

'You must've really upset him.

Go and say sorry to him. '

Who's the p*ssy now?

Come on!

- Get back! Get back!

- Get back!

Get him back to the wing now! Move!

I love you.

Tommy?

- Elise?

- Tommy!

- Elise?

- Tommy, the baby?

Shh. It's okay. It's okay, Elise.

Who did this to you?

He slapped me.

He must've come back.

What's his name?

It was the others, Tommy.

They did that robbery,

I know they did.

They were wearing the watches.

They must've thought I'd give

evidence or something, I don't know.

Look at me. Look at me.

Look at me.

What are their names?

I want to rest.

Big man likes to smash up

a five-month pregnant woman.

I don't need

to f***ing prove that to you!

- I don't need to hit b*tches.

- You were all caught in a stolen car.

Yeah. Yeah, I was in the car.

I ain't denying that.

I didn't know it was stolen.

Where did you hide the bikes?

Where's the f***ing guns?

She knew something.

That's why you tried to kill her.

Keep talking about guns

and bikes and a robbery

that I don't have

a f***ing clue about.

All I know,

you got me in a moody whip.

Other than that,

go suck your mum.

Well, you're going to prison.

It got out of hand. You didn't expect

the shop owner to be there.

You are a murderer!

I was at home with my baby mother!

She can verify that!

How do you explain

being in a stolen car

one hour after the robbery

with your boys?

They come pick me up, innit?

So we could get some ice cream.

Innit?

Right.

You were seen hanging around

outside her office.

- So what? It's my probation office.

- Look...

You went back

to put her in her place.

No, I f***ing went back to apologise.

Are you dumb?

Didn't have you down

as one for apologising.

You know what? Have you even

got any f***ing evidence?

You'll do six months for affray.

Six months?

Six months for affray?

F***ing six...

But I did it on the f***ing

toilet seat, bruv!

You listening?

F***ing prick, man.

Nurse! Nurse!

Hey, it's all right, baby.

It's all right.

We need an IV right now!

What's wrong?

- Get off!

- Outside, please. Outside!

F***ing come on!

This is for life.

Do you hear me, brother?

Let's do this.

Repeat after me.

- Takbir!

- Allahu akbar!

You're now a Muslim.

Brother,

your sins have been forgiven.

This is a fresh start, a new book.

Embrace the brothers.

Come.

Part of the family now.

Salaam alaikum.

How are you, brother?

Yeah, all right.

- What are you in here for?

- Assault.

- In the riots?

- No, no, some other thing.

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