Oh My Ghosts! Page #2

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Khun Payoon!

You want to mess with me?

No I'm not Payoon, Payon or Payud

Don't speak nervously!

I'm not speaking nervously

Help me. There's a ghost!

Ploy... Ploy... Ploy

I... I didn't do it

No, no, no

Not me

I have done everything

I hope that we can live in peace

We have done everything, please don't be mad at us

Yes

We have prepared everything

There's pig, chicken and duck

Yes

Go and break the neck of the person that did it

Yes

No No

When you say that

it sounds suspicious

What's suspicious?

I don't look suspicious, why do you think I'm suspicious?

I think that breaking neck is too harsh-

horrible way to die, let's not

You're such a good person

Even though you look like a b*tch

you still have a good heart

I want to know where the hell she got that clip from

Low!

You're the one that's low, b*tch

Ploy, Ploy, Ploy

I saw Ploy in the room

Ploy's dead?

No, Ploy!

You shouldn't have been strangled to death

What a pity, Ploy

Khun Payoon, how did you know

that Ploy is already dead?

I guessed

You sound suspicious again

Suspicious? Never

Ploy's dead!

Ploy! You're dead... Noooo!

How will I sleep

Who killed her?

Maybe it was Ausamanee

Ploy

Ausamanee?

Hurry! Get out or she'll come

Ploy

This way sweetheart

This shop is my sister's shop

Pancake

She's going to haunt me

Hello

Hello?

I'm sorry

Sorry?

This is sorry

Sorry but I think you got the wrong person

I may have remembered the wrong person

but I definitely slapped the right person

Remember the durian?

This girl is a ghost from Thailand

she's going to haunt you sweetheart

Thieves have gotten in

Grab her

Tagateen Tagateen!

Wait wait wait

Why are you hurting her?

Isn't it ghost Pancake?

No

You're Panda?

I'm so sorry I didn't know

I thought it was ghost Pancake

It's OK, I understand

It can happen

Don't say that, Panda. I feel ashamed

I didn't know so I just hit and hit

It's nothing

I'll be OK when I see a doctor

So nosey aren't you

I... I saw Aunt Payoon... She's...

Saw me what?

You saw me what?

I didn't see anything

See anything a minute ago?

I really didn't see anything

Are you sure?

Yes

If you see anything tell me

Yes

Hey Tonmai,

what did you see?

I... I see

Saw what?

I see Aunt Payoon standing behind you

You scared me!

See anything a minute ago?

No I didn't see anything

Just let me know

Tan Juakun

Don't you remember me?

It's me Ausamanee

Ausamanee who?

The one you used to admire

Don't you remember?

Ausamanee, the one you love

Stop turning around, my knees hurt

Tan Juakun, what are you afraid of?

Ausamanee, the same person, the same face

Never changed

Don't you want to watch me dance?

Tan Juakun

Goosebumps

Good voice

Scared

Sweetheart

Taew!

He's my husband

Take him

Sweetheart, your wife is this side

Why is it so hard to get out?

It's too small and it smells

Why did I have to die here?

huh... Jay Taew

Still the same

Jay Taew

Jay Cartoon

Wants the same

Jay Cartoon

Jay Cartoon

Jay

Is this Panda or Pancake?

Sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart

Ghost, ghost

Why did you hit my husband on the head?

Who's this?

My husband

This is your husband?

Yes

He's English

You want dips?

Dip dip dip

Yes, I like dip

Dip me only, sweetheart

Jay, I really miss you

Is she asleep or dead?

Jay, Jay Taew

Jay Taew!

Is this Panda or Pancake?

Shut up Jay!

Oh it's Pancake

You still have a bad mouth

So why have you just come now?

We called you a long time ago

Jay, you didn't think before you spoke

The toilet is small, look at my body

What ghost spirit stays in a toilet?

That is where I died

Oh I forgot

Thank you so much, Jay

Also Koi who became a monk and helped me

Maybe they're calling a ghost

Your face is still big

But since you got your surgery in Japan...

Can you hear them?

Not clearly

What do you mean not clearly

Open you ears

-Jay

-What?

There's someone listening to us

Ghost! Ghost!

Khun Payoon

Khun Payoon

-What are you doing here?

-Ghost, help me, ghost

What ghost?

Ghost

How come you're here?

Payoon... um... walked past

Walked past...

and how did you get in this room?

er... that's not it

um... Payoon wanted to borrow a torch

A torch for what?

To take a piss

the light in the shower broke

Maybe she's here to watch us do something

Us three

Don't tell Jay about this

because this is a big job from Panda

Nane, carry on praying

Nane carry on

What are you afraid of?

What are you guys doing?

Oh. You want me to go into the pot

I'm not going in!

She's not going in

Huh?

She's not going in

Ghost Ausamanee, if you go in this pot

there is a lot of stuff you'll like

You think I'm that dumb?

No, not dumb but who's smart will always go in

Isn't that right guys?

Yes

Well then I'm smart

I'll go in

If we didn't have Nane we'd be in trouble

Hey, which way should we go?

She's coming!

She's over there!

In there!

Do you think you'll get away?

Beautiful escape

It stinks!

Smell that!

Smell it to get used to it

I've had enough!

Quickly!

Helping your friends?

You're so good

But I'm confused

How the hell did you all get in there?

How did you all fit?

Teeshara, we were never meant to be together

But in the next century

I wish for us to be together

Stop, you midget!

You pig

Who are you?

And why are you following me?

Refresh your memory

I'm Pancake

Do you want to know my motto?

Up to you

Always flirt, no need to slap

Fib by nature

because I'm a celebrity ghost

-My turn

-Go Ahead

Beautiful like this

Patanapa is my older sister

Younger sister's name is Genie

Ponla is backup

Can't handle me? Deal with it

Me! Ausamanee!

I didn't want to know your name

I want to know why you are haunting people

You guys built a dorm on top of where I live

The place where I died

and most importantly where I fell in love

But what about you?

Why did you die?

I got raped by a guy

You lie!

I think you hit your head on a toilet

It's my business

What about you?

How did you die?

If I tell you, you'll get all emotional

I got killed because someone

got jealous of my love life

Let me tell you something

You had better not haunt people in here

because I don't want you

to do anything to these people

especially her!

Who's that?

My close friend

You found a friend just like you

So what, do you have a friend like me?

My business!

I always see you by yourself

My friends are celebrities

I have never seen them

Do you want to slap me?

Stop it! Ausamanee...

You're fat

You tell your friend that if I lost weight

even someone like her would be jealous

Really?

You b*tch!

You came without making any noise

If you two dare to haunt people in here

we'll see what happens

Varanat

What?

Big ugly lizard

Let's go Varanat

Ausamanee

You don't need to worry about us,

worry about the new lady that just came in

Understand?

Huthaitaiwee!

Definitely a toad

Why are you crying?

Cry until you die

Jay, what's wrong?

Dad, what's wrong?

What's wrong?!

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