Oh My Ghosts! Page #4

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food for you to eat?

I don't want to eat your food

You just give leftovers

You pan!

How dare you call me pan!

You bad mouthed ghost!

Your face is as flat as a pancake,

what do you want me to call you?

How dare you speak to me like that?

You're so clever

Ghosts can get electric shocks as well!

Help me! Help me!

I'm getting electrocuted!

Electrocuted?

You flat face! Fat face!

Round face! Circle face!

I'm scared!

Is she following me?

What are you carrying?

Your foot!

Why did you swear at me?

No... I didn't swear at you

She gave me her foot!

What are you carrying?

Why the hell are you giving me your foot?

It's not my leg

Whose is it?

Ausamanee's foot!

Don't be scared

Her foot is with me, she can't follow us

I'm not scared! That thing can move. I'm leaving

How long have you guys known me?

Aren't you used to it?

I'm in a bad mood

What are you guys scared of?

Pancake!

Of course it's me

Who else would it be?

While you guys were busy with the ghost outside

somebody was in your room

Who was it?

-Jay Payoon

-Huh?

-She came and looked for Koi's shirt

-Huh?

-Also the button from Koi's shirt

-Huh?

-Huh? For what?

-That's it

Came in to look for what, Koi?

Huh?

They're looking for you?

What is she looking for?

Almost got caught!

Do you want to know what is in Jay Payoon's room?

I want to know too

How can you eat that? It's peoples food

Ghosts have to be given food

We just eat what we can and throw what we can't

You have to get Jay Payoon

out of the room so I can go in

If Jay Payoon is in the room

I can't go in

Why not?

Manners

First class ghost!

They're here, Auntie

Khun Payoon

You told Pukan to get me

Do you want something?

If not, please excuse me

Wait, wait, wait

Let's sit down and talk

Do you have any business?

If not, please excuse me

Wait, wait, wait

Khun Payoon

-Khun Payoon... we have to talk to you about...

-About what?

Khun Payoon, you can't go back now

If you go back you'll see...

I'll slap you in the head

See what?

See nothing!

Tan Juakun

Yes

Say hi to Tan Juakun

Hello Tan Juakun

Very powerful stuff

Shorty!

Why did you come into my boss's room?

Just looking

Ploy, did you forget that when

you were alive, you were gay?

I remember!

When I was human I was gay

and it was a hard life for me

Now I'm a buffalo I'm much happier

My stomach is full of guys

Stomach full of guys?

You're a buffalo

Do you eat grass or men?

I'll eat your husband too!

Get out of my boss's room!

And if I don't, what are you going to do?

You'll see

If you don't think I fight, then come on!

Come on!

Come on!

You buffalo!

Thank you so much, that's it

I'm going now

Thank you

What a relief

It's time

Excuse me

If you have any business you can...

We don't!

You can call

Please

Made me jump

What are you scared of?

You're scared when I leave,

you're scared when I come

In Jay Payoon's room

there is some very powerful stuff

A buffalo, spirits etc.

Buffalo...?

...buffalo

What did it do?

Its eyes were like this

Maybe she want some milk

If you don't believe me, go and see for yourself

I think Jay Payoon does magic

Love each other,

Love each other

Love me, love me, love me

Love each other, love me

Love each other, love me

Jay! The sun is up and you're still sleeping

Look at her

Sleeping all over the bed

What is she reading?

Beautiful, can do anything

How shallow

Jay!

And where is 'Koi'?

It's still here

Cheeky!

I asked you where is Koi?

Where did Koi go?

Last night we were sleeping together

Where did he go?

Koi!

Where did he go?

Or did he...

Did he what?

What do you mean I can't go in?

You really can't go in

You guys!

Payoon!

I didn't do anything

What do you mean you didn't?

We all saw you!

I... I didn't do anything

Don't say that you didn't do anything

I didn't do anything

Koi came to me because he thinks I am pretty

Pretty?

How dare you say you're pretty

Koi, why did you kick me?

Please help me

Go!!

Koi

Please help me

Oh my god,

Did he fall for her that bad?

Go!!

Koi's gone crazy!

Jay!

Pukan! I've told you,

if someone's coming in knock first

I tried to stop them

Jay what's wrong with you?

He got kicked by his son

Koi kicked you?

Koi kicked me

Jay, I'm going to school now

You brought a guy to sleep here?

No...

You misunderstand, he's here to pick me up

I don't know my way

Look, mum got kicked by her son

Don't meddle in other people's business

or you'll get kicked as well. Let's go

Stop it right there!

You scared me!

Payoon, you used a spell on Koi, didn't you?

No... Koi came to me because I'm pretty

Which mirror did you look at to think that?

All of them

Koi!

If we were the only two girls left in the world

who will you pick?

I'll pick Payoon

What do you think?

Stupid!

-Hey Payoon!

-What?

Where did your table of magic go?

I don't have magic, I never do magic

-Don't lie to me

-There is nothing in this room

It was right here, where did it go?

I don't have it

Where did you hide it Payoon?

Tell me where you hid it

Grab her!

I will destroy your spirit

Have you got it?

What are you waiting for, b*tch?

Stay still

It's hot! It's hot!

Are you OK?

Thank you Ausamanee, Teeshara

It's OK

What do you say we get out of here

Good

So what's the story, Ausamanee, Teeshara?

We're about to tell you now

Me and Teeshara were the best looking

dancers in our time

Teeshara I believe, but not you!

Of course, very beautiful

So who is Payoon?

And why does she do magic?

Payoon and Teeshara were the wives of the lord

The lord is Koi in this life

Where are you going?

Tonight I'm going to sleep with Teeshara

Lord

Teeshara!

And the lord admired me so much

Sure?

One night he sneaked in to see me

I was so uncomfortable

Ausamanee

Lord

Don't do what we're not supposed to do

If Payoon hears about it, there will be problems

Don't, lord, don't!

Lord, don't!

Don't

Your hand...

In the end I was his

Lord, how can you do this to me?

Do you think I'm easy?

You came without warning

I wasn't ready

Someone like you is a liar

I don't believe you

It's true, Pancake

Really?

I didn't ask you

Nosey!

Do you know that I'm going to be staying in here?

Because the lord admires me so much

I feel so uncomfortable

We get to stay with each other

Payoon is coming

You're going to fall, step carefully

Tan Juakun, it's lovely weather

Tomorrow the war will begin

It's time we sent Ausamanee

and Teeshara's spirit to hell

Forever!

Ploy!

Stay here and guard. Don't let anyone touch it.

Understand?

Tan Juakun

We will love each other forever!

Say it!

We will love each other forever

Again

We will love each other forever

Again

We will love each other forever

We will love each other forever

We will love each other forever

So the story is this

So what are we going to do Ausamanee?

No need to worry,

I'll pay back your kindness

But for her, it's revenge

Leave it to me

We'll see, Payoon!

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