Oklahoma! Page #5
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- 1955
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always gotta be buzzing
about something.
What are they saying,
that you're stuck on me?
Most of the talk is that
you're stuck on me.
Can't imagine how these
ugly rumors start.
Me, neither.
Me, neither.
Why do they think up stories
that link my name with yours
Why do the neighbors gossip
I know a way to prove what
they say is quite untrue
Here is the gist a practical list
Of don'ts
For you
Don't throw
Bouquets at me
Don't please
My folks too much
Don't laugh
At my jokes too much
People will say we're in love
Who laughs at your jokes?
Don't sigh
And gaze at me
Your sighs
Are so like mine
Your eyes
Mustn't glow like mine
People will say we're in love
Don't start
Collecting things
Like what?
Give me my rose and my glove
Sweetheart
They're suspecting things
People will say
We're in
Love
Some people claim
that you are to blame
As much as I
Why do you take the trouble to bake
My favorite pie
Grantin' your wish
I carved our initials
On that tree
Just keep a slice of all the advice
You give so free
Don't praise
My charm too much
Don't look
So vain with me
Don't stand
In the rain with me
People will say we're in love
Don't take
My arm too much
Don't keep
Your hand in mine
Your hand
Feels so grand in mine
People will say we're in love
Don't dance
All night with me
Till the stars fade from above
They'll see
It's all right with me
People will say
We're in
Love
Don't you think you could tell that Jud
fella you'd rather go with me tonight?
Curly...
No, I couldn't.
Oh, you couldn't.
Think I'll go down to the
smokehouse where Jud's at.
See what's so elegant about him, makes all
the girls want to go to parties with him.
- Curly!
- What?
Nothin'.
(QUACKING)
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
Well, open it, can't you?
Well, what do you want?
Oh, I... I done got through with
my business up there at the house.
I just thought I'd pay a call.
- You got a gun, I see.
- That's right.
It's a Colt.45.
Oh.
Say, now.
That there pink picture...
That's a naked woman, ain't it?
Plumb stark naked as a jaybird.
Shucks, that ain't a thing
to what I could show you.
Well, that's a good-lookin' rope.
Feels good too.
(GRUNTS)
That's a good, strong hook
you got there, Jud.
You know what? You could
hang yourself on that.
- I could what?
- You could hang yourself.
Yes, sir. Easy as
rollin' off a log.
Why, in five minutes
or less, with good luck,
- you could be dead as a doornail.
- What do you mean by that?
Oh, then folks would
come to your funeral.
- And they'd sing sad songs.
- (SCOFFS)
Why, they would.
You never know how many people
like you till you're dead.
You'd be laid out in a parlor.
All decked out in your best suit.
Your hair combed down slick,
high starched collar.
Lots of pretty flowers
all around you.
Would there be flowers, you think?
And palms too,
all around your coffin.
and men would bare their heads.
Some probably even faint,
ones that took a shine to
you whilst you was alive.
Now, what women
ever took a shine to me?
Why, lots of women.
Only they never come right out
and tell you how they feel,
unless you die first.
They'd sure sing loud, though,
when the singin' would start.
Sing like their hearts would break.
Poor Jud is dead
Poor Jud Fry is dead
All gather round
his coffin now and cry
He had a heart of gold
And he wasn't very old
Oh, why did such a fella
have to die
Poor Jud is dead
Poor Jud Fry is dead
He's lookin', oh, so
peaceful and serene
And serene
He's all laid out to rest
With his hands across'd his chest
His fingernails
have never been so clean
And then the preacher'd
get up, and he'd say...
Folks, we are gathered here to moan
and groan over our brother Jud Fry
Who hung hisself up
by a rope in a smokehouse
And then there'd be weepin' and
wailin' from some of those women.
And then he'd say...
Jud was the most misunderstood
man in this territory
People used to think
he was a mean, ugly fella
And call him a dirty skunk
and ornery pig stealer
But the folks
Knowed that beneath them two
There beat a heart
as big as all outdoors
As big as all outdoors
He loved the birds of the forests
And the beasts of the field
He loved the mice
and the vermin in the barn
And he treated the rats like equals
Which was right.
He loved all the little children
He loved everything
and everybody in the world
Only...
Only he never let on.
Poor Jud is dead
Poor Jud Fry is dead
His friends will weep and
wail for miles around
Miles around
The daisies in the dell
Will give out a different smell
Because poor Jud is
underneath the ground
Poor Jud is dead
He's layin' in a coffin
made of wood
Wood
And folks are feelin' sad
'Cause they used to treat him bad
And now they know their
friend has gone for good
Good
Poor Jud is dead
He'd lookin'
oh, so pretty and so nice
He looks like he's asleep
It's a shame that he won't keep
But it's summer
And we're runnin' out of ice
Poor
Jud
Poor
Jud
(CHUCKLES) Yes, sir.
(CHUCKLES)
That sure will be
an interesting funeral.
I wouldn't like to miss it.
Well, maybe you will.
Maybe you'll go first.
Well,
let's see now.
Where'd you work at
before you come up here?
Was up by Quapaw, wasn't it?
That's right.
Lousy they was to me too.
Always makin' out
they were better than I was.
Always treating me like I was dirt.
So, what'd you do? Get even?
Who said anything
about getting even?
No one I recollect.
Just come into my head.
If it come to gettin' even with
somebody, I'd know how to do it.
You remember the fire in the
Bartlett farm over by Sweetwater?
I sure do.
Burned up the father and the
mother and the daughter.
It was a terrible accident.
That weren't no accident.
Fella told me.
Said that the hired hand was
stuck on the Bartlett girl
and one day he found her in the
hayloft with another fella.
And 'twas him
that burned the place?
Took him weeks to get the kerosene,
buying it at different times.
Fella that told me,
he made out like
it happened in Missouri,
but I knew all the time
it was the Bartlett farm.
What a liar he was.
Get a little air in here.
You ain't told me yet
what business you had here.
We got no cattle to sell
and no cow ponies.
Could be only one other thing
on this farm you could want
and it better not be that.
- That's just what it is.
- You keep away from her, you hear?
You know, somebody
ought to tell Laurey
just what kind of a man you are.
And for that matter, somebody ought
to tell you once about yourself.
Curly, you better get out of here.
In this country, there's just two
things you can do if you're a man.
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