Okolofutbola Page #2

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from the very begining.

And the exams has to be taken.

With a good grade.

The question is:
How do you get

prepared for such an exam?

Come on, Teacher, i know you give lessons.

Help my girl.

Razor!

I really need help.

I'm very hard-working.

I can't promise anything.

Time will show.

Here, he'll help you.

We'll be right back.

Going to the restroom.

Excuse us.

Boys, it's really important.

The deal with Dynamo

for Saturday is off.

What? How come?

We have info that the cops know.

Where's that info coming from?

From secure source.

So you want to give up? We've been

preparing it for so long.

I know, but we have to.

They are the ones from the fight in the subway.

I told you, remember?

It may have been them.

It's them, for sure!

Did you memorise their faces or what?

Yes, exactly, and your boyfriend took

the most pain of all.

And the one, what was his name, the Razor.

He tried to talk to me.

I was listening music and he sat to me

and mumbled something.

What a clown...

I'm telling you - they were like

real animals.

If you had seen them - I just don't know.

I understand that you don't approve me

going out with Vova.

No, not Vova..

He's a producer, for him this is probably

something like a fight club.

And the others are real beasts.

We'd better stay away from them.

I really want that teacher to help me.

Do you really think he teaches history?

Why?

Yea, right, like the other one...

"the mechanic"...

Let's get back.

I think we've met before.

In the subway.

I didn't know what to get you.

What would you like to have?

I'd like to have a drink.

Great.

Waiter! Champagne!

Razor!

Go deal with your music.

I'm going right away.

Good day.

Good day.

Tea? Coffee?

Actually i only have an hour so we don't

have time for such things.

What are we going to talk about?

The Second World War.

Ok, the Second World War.

Shall we start?

Are you ready?

Let's check if you remember dates.

This is the history - dates.

The first exhibition of impressionist

artists is in...

Excuse me?

I thought we were talking about WWII.

Well, you said your teacher is sh*t.

So for sure, he can ask you a question like that.

All in all - this is also history.

Okay then.

The exhibition was held from 14

to 15 of may, 1874.

So?

What?

I'm waiting for you to encourage me.

I would do it, if i knew the answer myself.

I thought you'd start complaining that

you didn't have it in your lectures.

After all, I don't know everything.

Well, I'm going.

When will be the next lesson?

Saturday?

No, I can't.

I'm busy on Sunday, too.

I have things to do.

Vova said that the thing on Saturday

is cancelled.

Yes, It's true.

Then...

...let's leave it for Saturday.

Hello!

The meat is here.

It's not bad at all,

take a look.

What do you think?

No, I'm married.

She is, too, so what?

Hello, there mates!

Now they're gonna take it hard.

We'll even have a meal.

The meat is fine, don't worry.

And where are the sticks?

No one told me to bring them.

Couldn't you figured it out yourself?

How do you think we'll eat the meat?

Anatolyi, what have you been doing lately?

Don't you know that Dynamo expect us to

have a party, grill and amusement?

And what happens? We just stay and stare

at the meat in the bucket, ye?

Go get the sticks.

But why always me?

Okay, Yaryi's coming. Ask him to go.

Is it okay?

- Perfect.

Hello? Yes?

You bastard!

What do you think this is?

What do you mean "there may be a fight"?

Do you think that calling the special forces is

like to order a pizza?

Enough!

Hey, you!

What's going on?

Is there going to be a fight or not?

What's this bulshit?

We decided so that the cops don't come.

Ha, so let's first do the fight and then

call the cops.

That way they won't get us, for sure.

Little one, faster.

What's up with the fire?

It'll be ready soon, relax.

Operation "Bar&Grill" in action.

What are you doing here?

I told you to wait for the ambush.

We're going to the others.

You came to eat meat or what?

Be more careful.

Okay, okay...

Igor, you are not picking up your phone.

You shouldn't do that. Taisia.

What's going on?

Nothing, for now, we wait.

Where are they, damn it?

Look!

Quiet! Quiet!

Maybe he's from Dynamo, a spy.

Only Dynamo can have such a fat spy.

Major.

Excuse me, mate, can you come for a minute?

Who? Me?

- Yes, come over.

But...I'm in a hurry.

What do you want?

Boys, here's the deal.

I'm not alone.

I'm with a girl.

We went for a walk.

Because I love her.

Come on, come on.

Give me the phone.

I can't, she's gonna call me in a while.

Give me the phone!

Together, we are going to the shop...

Your shoes are sh*t.

What? No, they are nice.

I bought the myself.

No, they're very sh*t.

Sh*t? Well, maybe we have different tastes.

You are lying to me.

Who's that text for?

For my girlfriend, I swear!

Just give me back my phone,

It's a gift from my mother.

Welcome!

Dynamo's Batman.

What's your name, Batman?

Pepi.

Hello, Pepi!

Well, Pepi, you'll have to stay with

us for a while.

What's up?

We're just leaving.

No, we are not empty-handed.

Around 30 bottle of champagne.

They are coming!

Gather up!

They are coming!

All together!

Dynamo! Dynamo!

Come on!

Silence! We wait till get closer!

Wait.

Attack!

Stop, enough. Reverse!

One for all!

Boys, the cops!

The Austronauts!

Stop the fight at once!

Now i remembered - we left the grill there.

You serious?

My dad's gonna kill me.

And I forgot my knife. My father goes

bear hunting with it.

Silence!

Where, do you think, they found out this time?

Teacher, that doesn't change anything.

Seriously?

I'm on probation.

And I carry my passport.

Are you this stupid to carry it with you?

I forgot to leave it at home.

Where is it?

In the inside pocket.

Pull it out - slowly and steady.

And then stick it up your ass.

They won't search for it there.

Just put it quickly so It doesn't hurt.

Very funny...

Vyacheslav Plotnikov.

I.

Come with me.

Switch with him.

At least they don't search you.

I was walking with my girlfriend in the park

and suddenly your colleagues jumped out of nowhere.

Where's your girlfriend then?

She ran into the woods.

Now she's probably walking alone, lost,

because she has no GPS.

She's like that - a little stupid.

I even call her that - Stupy.

But I love her, she's my treasure.

She cooks great, and for me that's enough

to be happy.

Your people handcuffed me, hit me several

times and rushed me into the vehicle.

Where do you work?

I'm a mechanic, I work in a garage.

Don't you think I got better things to do?

Why would I go around beating people?

I'm 30 years old, after all.

28, actually.

Major Homutov.

Why do you need him here?

What's up, Slav, are you ashamed?

You're so nicely dressed.

Show us.

Come on, show us the real art.

What are you looking at?

Get your clothes off!

And he's a mechanic, yes.

Oh, God, you are like a painting.

Wow, what are these things on you?

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