Old 37

(RADIO STATIC WHINES)

(TAPPING)

(SHUSHING)

Shh.

(RADIO CHATTER)

Oh, f***.

- MAN #1:
Dispatch to 842.

- MAN #2:
Go ahead.

842, single

motor vehicle accident.

Possible Jeep rollover.

Approximate mile marker 13.

Female is reported

to be outside the vehicle.

Possible head trauma.

Let's go!

(COUGHS, PANTING)

Don't worry. I'm a paramedic.

(SHUSHING)

(GAGGING)

(RADIO CHATTER)

ANNOUNCER:
And now for the news.

Three more abandoned vehicles

have been found in

the Pine Barrens region of

Bristol County this past month.

Locals are saying

Ash Pine Road has become

the new Bermuda Triangle

with 31 cars and/or drivers

going missing over

the past 20 years.

Seems the Golden Gears

car races have created

a few more monsters to

watch out for on the road...

MAN:
Don't worry.

I'm a paramedic.

Automobile accidents involving

teen drivers have just gone up

29% in Bristol County over

the past three years.

Given the need to know

And who would've known

Take it away

WOMAN:
Don't feel bad.

I'm a bad driver.

Oh, f*** that.

I won Junior Gold Gears

two years running.

(GIGGLES)

Oh, yeah, you're funny, huh?

No. It just sounds like

a terrible experience.

It must have been really scary.

You wanna see something

really scary?

Um, what is it?

Ah, it's better if I show you.

(SCREAMS)

(REVS ENGINE)

A**hole!

That was really scary!

Well, I told you.

You could have killed us.

You'll be fine.

We do it all the time.

That's funny.

Rachel couldn't

handle it either.

Okay.

Let's make it fun.

Please don't kill me.

I'm never even

been to California.

(TYRES SQUEALING)

(CAR HORN HONKS)

(CRASHING)

Jordan?

Oh, sh*t, Jordan!

(PHONE RINGS)

WOMAN OPERATOR:
9-1-1, what's

your emergency?

Hello? We've been in

a really bad accident.

Please send help.

We're on Ash Pine Road.

(SIREN WAILS)

Thank God.

He hasn't moved.

He's trapped. Please hurry.

Hello?

Can you get him out of there?

Is he gonna be okay?

Jordan?

(SQUEALS)

Don't worry. I'm a paramedic.

Worry about what?

(SCREAMS)

Help me!

(SCREAMS)

Jordan!

(SCREAMS)

I know what you said

And I've been torn apart

since the day you left

I don't think I can

Do it again

So much in my own head

Totally obsessed

with the sh*t you said

- I don't think I can

- (HORN HONKING)

Do it again

WOMAN:
Let's go!

(LAUGHING)

...I will see you in the end

How much should I take

When everything you made

you will someday break

And I don't think I can

Do it again.

Amy?

Yeah?

Could you grab the mail, baby?

Department said that Daddy's

last check was finally sent.

Yeah, I got it.

It's only been eight months.

You working today?

No.

Bill Higgins is supposed

to pop by

with a tomato plant.

Great.

I have those same boxers.

Thank you, Rachel.

Got new movies.

God, I love your mouth.

Let's go.

Nice underwear. Real sexy.

(LAUGHS)

Later, flapjacks.

Hey, Jason. Nice day, huh?

Oh, what's on your lip?

It's a huge whore.

Did I hear you talking

to somebody out there?

No.

Here's your mail.

Thank you, baby.

I thought maybe it was Angel.

Yeah. I don't think so.

What happened?

Nothing.

She's too busy with

her new friends.

I have too much going on,

though, anyway.

Yes, you do.

Have to get your essay

in their hands by the 15th.

(SIGHS)

My ticket out of

this town, thank God.

Hey, Mom, do you think dad

would have loved you

if you were like deformed

or had flapjacks or something?

What?

I don't know. Never mind.

What would make you

ask that, sweetie?

Nothing, nothing. Just drop it.

Of course, your father

would have.

He did.

That's why he married me

and not that bimbo Judy DeZulla.

Okay, Mom, we can't all be

as beautiful as you are.

Honey, I'm sure whatever is going on

with you and Angel is just a phase.

What's his sudden interest

in you anyway?

I mean, he only likes

skanks like Brooke.

Well, I guess I'm a skank then.

Because he likes me.

And I like him.

Brad?

I mean, come on.

He's such an a**hole 'roid head.

Amy, he's not! He's really nice.

If you would just give

him a chance...

No, thanks.

I'd rather die than hang out

with those douchebags.

Everything's always about you.

Why can't you just

be happy for me?

Amy?

What?

Just drop it.

(SCREAMING)

(LAUGHS)

- (TYRES SCREECHING)

- (SCREAMING)

Such a YouTube queen.

I guess she is used to having

her legs open, isn't she?

Unbelievable.

Whoo!

(SHOUTING)

- I wanna do it.

- You wanna do what?

I wanna ride the space.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Okay.

My baby's gonna

ride the space! Whoo!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Wait. What.?

Check it out! Whoo-hoo!

- I'm doing it!

- Whoo!

Man!

Stop.

Babe?

- Come on, baby.

- Look, stop! Seriously!

Brooke, I'm driving!

Guys?

Easy, easy!

Angel, Angel!

Oh, sh*t!

No, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

You're okay, you're okay.

9-1-1.

There's been an accident.

(CRYING)

We're gonna be in

so much trouble!

Don't worry. We'll be fine.

We? What about her?

Sh*t.

(AMBULANCE SIREN WAILS)

About f***ing time.

- Tim, come on, man!

- What are we gonna say?

What the f*** are you doing?

Let's just say she fell.

How'd the f*** would she

fall out of a moving car?

I don't know!

She was always just

goofing off like that.

So she climbed out

without anyone noticing?

And just fell?

I swear.

- Dude, what happened?

- It was an accident.

You! You!

(YELLING)

It wasn't anyone's fault.

It was an accident!

Cut the crap.

Breathe! Relax!

What took you guys so

long to get here?

We got one ambulance

covering 300 square miles.

Do the math.

AMY:
In the past couple of months,

Angel and I had grown apart.

Not because we didn't

want to see each other.

But because she wanted

to try new things and grow.

Your hair looks so good.

I know, right?

The guy who does hair

in Top Model did it.

He's really good.

Unreal.

I'll remember her for

the free spirit that she was

and how she taught me

the meaning of friendship.

- Shut up!

- It's awesome.

It's a funeral,

not a fashion show.

I love you, Angel.

I'm gonna miss you so much.

(GIGGLES)

You're so bad.

That was beautiful.

All right now. I'm going

to get you out of here.

But first, a few words about

automobile safety

from Sergeant Higgins.

I feel sick.

That's because you're drinking

at 10:
30 in the morning.

Shut up!

Thank you, Principal Stockton.

Obviously, not my

favorite part of the job.

Statistics show

that vehicle crashes

are the number one cause

of death in this country.

So I know you're out

there having a good time.

And you're texting.

And you're jamming.

And you're rockin'

out to the radio.

But let me tell you something,

by the time I get there,

the fun is over

and what I see is not so pretty.

So could you please just

keep in mind, please,

that a car is not

a toy.

Hey, good job in there.

It was really nice.

I'm sorry.

Thanks.

Hey, Mary.

Hey, Amy.

I just wanted to personally

give you my condolences.

Those kids friends of yours too?

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