Old Bill and Son Page #2

Synopsis: WWI veteran Bill is inspired to re-enlist in 1939, and ends up serving with his son.
 
IMDB:
6.0
Year:
1941
96 min
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no this is a new battle dress looks like

we mean business ain't looks like it

slipped out the cooler to me of course

we don't Sparkle with brass buttons like

what you did this is meant for a job the.

Army's mechanized now you know yes I'm

smelting the modern soldiers are sort of

burn mechanic sort of oh well at least

we don't have all that marching to do no

mark what's the funny about it what an

army anyway is good luck to you young

fella I may you never turn out a

scrounger your father was mine the black

hat Oh how'd you get on drama in the

blackout dead easy is winking open I'll

show you

gosh it's dark in here

what do you expect fireworks yeah it

must be here somewhere

where's the house there

all right all right can't blind me all I

can tell you mrs. Busbee is you're

showing a regular beam of light where oh

yes well now it's in the middle Oh drat

the thing now that the other darn it

look here I've used up every scrap of

material I've got not to mention my

special dress for funerals so you can

take it or leave it

you're doing this not telling anyone my

word it looks smart that's a bad name

the old man says I look like a convict

hey Janice that's what it is exhibit a I

call Jim that's nothing - what's

upstairs

she's Exhibit A would you make well I

beat you to it big boy if maiden come

all over queer no surprising not the

outing a success your hope dear was it

never mind

that's right you have a nice race now

get your supper

well what's eating you you of course.

Sparty big entrance I suppose I just

think you silly

what are you been in uniform what some

girls are well I don't approve of it I

think girls should be girls oh well tell

the War Office

I suppose you know I lost my job I

thought you was the one to keep them

know the wall close the shops Marty I

can't live here with your mom and dad

bring nothing in besides perhaps I want

to do my bit what sort of a war is this

that's all I want to know I thought

everyone can help him

ah come or would you just fell for the

uniform why don't you join the Girl.

Guides you're so blown up with yourself

I wonder they didn't usually put a bit

of the balloon barrage Oh

so you go see what's going on up there

yeah what's the matter with her search

me come on blimey this looks good fine

so not so dusty I won't sit now to be

put a war perhaps what's the idea taxi

drivers ball what do you mean if she's

going sure y'all can go making a fool of

yourself like that take those things off

at once they might be calling up your

sauce we've done the big boss time

didn't we yes which is a long time since

Waterloo what's the matter with all of

you

it's alright wonderful ride what's that

you've done your bit Jen I can do it

again counter of course you can but

things is different now you got a new

things in the army what things well.

Mastan engineering I suppose you think

bet was this one bad notice mythic book

and one end and a spend and the other

end I'm fighting injustice Krishna lying

on your belly and shooting off a pop gun

it's it's bringing great tanks and

things against firepower fighting what

do you know about fighting when you're

blinking uniform has seen as much as

listeners

then you can talk that shall learn

someday not to judge a cigar but the

band rounding

doors are you trying to let him down

gently yes with a pump you could hear in

the next street blimey you're also

touchy about doing your bit I'm sorry I

was like that about you what are you

doing me in uniform and all I can see

what your dad's doing hey did you try hi

the warden will be after you for

improper use of government supplies it's

quite cozy in there yes makes a

wonderful place for thinking not are you

considering me and forget everything

which is hardest part to think you know

always thinking doesn't mean anything

ah now he didn't he gets to my age sell

memories is dangerous things I never

thought when we was finishing up their

last war that we was laying the carpet

for another well seems kind of silly to

think we'd want to go through it all

again

6 million dead couldn't learn him listen

your dad was one of him

sometimes from the things are black

slagging it makes me feel ashamed to be

alive

what I've drawing done for me it does

sir

your dad was one of the best pals I

overhead

never forget the night he discovered

nothing no no it weren't for nothing Sam

the army what he belonged Oh has been

out there fighting on least 20 years

only you got machine fighting for

something we never brought off Sena

but maybe we share now because you can

take it from me Sam you can't go far

wrong kid like nick is on your side

excuse me could you tell me what time

they've leave the sea lions you push off

I'm pushing on I just came on say tulu

going son huh aren't you back dead oh

yeah

I may not get round again why well I

think they're sending us a broad bronze

you know I'll try go down to the bay no

thanks

I got a cable why there's a bit of a

moon yeah once is enough for me dad I

think mom could do with you where is she

okay she's gonna babe I put the cab away

you go up to her oh well so long sir

I'll be seeing you the other side

sure dad bring Burton out while you're

at it maybe I come to bring the whole

street it's only a blinking wall Diggle

boy okay start her up

fine goodbye

well he's gone that's what you want it

wasn't it

we've no right to bring up that net just

have him blown to pieces.

Meggy I meant what I said I'm going to

wear China when first thing tomorrow

that's done it

not enough that you give him your boy

you gotta get yourself mixed up in it

but have you kept me waiting for years

master I'm blowing me eyes of the cash

you added eNOS I gotta do it again then

for both of you you never think of me

doing it none of ya in my euro - yeah

well yourself the boat ride to make em

for you how'd you mean never going to

have no peace in our line raggy

you've been a wonderful life to me Emma

get some good old times to look back on

who is you remember that day we had it.

South End and when we took the kids to

Berlin b*tches what you said last time

baby should have the house - we come

home don't you sister's husband's know

this place in the country go where why

not cause I hate the side of the old

witch

oh then blinds listen maybe you'd much

better get out of London do a spot on

this unit evacuate until we get there

back in the box again me leave me home

now locate you you get this clear I hate

my sister ain't mrs. Husband mate misses

his husband's mother worsen or not I

ain't the nasty little farm outside the

country anything concerned with it pigs

cows chickens all the smelly lot I've

been through three wars three general

strikes four main water bursts umpteen

classes is my time not to mention all

this ARP and I've never left out yet and

it's going to take more than a lot of

ratty Germans what's good all over him

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Bruce Bairnsfather

Captain (Charles) Bruce Bairnsfather (9 July 1887 – 29 September 1959) was a prominent British humorist and cartoonist. His best-known cartoon character is Old Bill. Bill and his pals Bert and Alf featured in Bairnsfather's weekly "Fragments from France" cartoons published weekly in "The Bystander" magazine during the First World War. more…

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