Om Shanti Om Page #5

we can shoot in real location,

everything is ok with ok.

Ok!

And please shove this up your nose!

Shove it up your nose!

Shove it up your nose

common!

Common,

shove it up your nose!

Common!

Go on!

No sneeze ok!

After this you going to try other holes!

I've been driving for an hour!

Where is this goddamn place?

Can't you set near home?

We were going to setup near home,

but you said, that make it real location!

In such less time, this

location is ready!

What's good in this location,

except being in china!

This is studio is completely burnt!

Than why are we going there!

It's quite perfect according to

the look what director wants

he wanted ruins!

No such place, worse than this!

What?

I've hared that 30 years ago,

there was a great incident.

It was a big set, but fire took place,

before shooting begin.

And whole things burnt up!

The picture was banned, in

which this set was chosen

but along with, the whole studio

got wasted!

It's a very unlucky place!

What a wonderful location!

It's unlucky!

Set got burnt!

Studio got wasted,

film got banned!

Well-done anwar!

Well-done you idiot!

Anwar did we come here before?

No way!

No one comes here!

It's the first time shooting

here in 30 years!

who'll clear it, your father!

Star!

Face!

How can i be star

with this name!

Hey, where are you going,

afterwards, it's stars' makeup room

welcome sir!

Dude, what a location,

check it out!

This wild old world place!

Anwar! Come with me i'll

show you makeup room

it's in this building, on 2nd floor!

Right!

How do you know?

Common let go,

show us rooms

common!

Who! Creepy dude!

Sir shot is not here!

It's going back there!

Yeah yeah!

God! I'm so hot

babes, what kind of costume is this!

Seems like torturing me,

and what's the reason of wearing

this underwear over the costume!

Dude you are a superhero,

rescuer of love,

mohabbat man!

I feel more like a moron man!

Spiderman & superman used to wear

same underwear!

You have double role!

We can recognize real superhero,

by this underwear!

Dude that's a good idea!

This is my last shot,

because you know i don't' do retakes

because when ok gives take,

than it must be ok!

Action!

Mohabbat man, save me!

Mohabbat man! To the rescue

uri baba!

Save me!

Help!

Mohabbat man, to the rescue!

Common baby,

fly with me!

Uri baba

uri baba

what you say baby!

Have fun?

Yes!

Let's dance

is that you?

What's with mohabbat man?

What the fish!

I'm going to check on

to the weather guy!

I don't believe this!

Hey hero, bring me a coffee!

Who's there dude?

Hello!

Anybody here?

Sir!

Sir, what are you doing here?

Whose going to win the

best actor award?

I know it'll go with om kapoor,

my friend!

What you say!

Om kapoor is just wow!

Some stupid,

i'm going to win of course!

Ok!

Ok!

Good evening ladies and gentlemen!

Welcome to the filmfare award!

I'm here to protest against

removing this slum!

Om kapoor! Who is this?

Chunkey pandey going to win

ok

what ok?

There's only fk

ok!

Ok!

Of course it'll be of my son

hrithik roshan!

I think, it'll have to be me!

Om and me... can't talk in camera

we are just good friends!

Om kapoor and me, what should i say?

We are just good friends

om kapoor and me,

are just good friends!

Om kapoor and me,

we are just good friends!

I think it should get to om kapoor!

Om kapoor who?

Ok!

This year nominees for best actors are...

have a look!

Best actor nominees!

Abhishek bachan, in dhoom 5

this time he's not a cop!

This time he's not with a babe!

This time he's not going to lose!

Because this time he's not in the film!

What?

Om kapoor in

phir bhi dil hai

n.r. I

rahul, must have heard this name!

Om kapoor once more in

main bhi hoon na!

Rahul... must have heard the name!

Akshay kumar in the return of

khiladi!

Right right, anyway!

To present the best actor's award,

legends, subhash ghai, and rishi kapoor!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!

Best actor means a person who bring

out somebody's soul into his soul,

he is a good actor and

the good actor is,

and the winner is,

and the winner is

om kapoor!

I'm the best!

You are laughing much!

You are laughing much!

This is my award,

this is cheating!

This award is fraud!

I will have award?

Of course you will!

Take it, from me

this bottle is your award

for me!

Yes!

I just want to say!

I tried hard to achieve you,

every thing propagates

to make me meet you!

It's said if you want something desperately

whole world tries to have you achieve that,

today you all made me meet to what i want,

thank you!

Thank you very much!

I'm thankful to you all,

that you make my dream reality,

that i feel like the king of the world!

And i also got contented to this,

that like our film in our real lives,

everything get better in the end,

you know,

happys endings!

And if things not get better,

than that's not the end!

It means film is still remaining!

Om!

Common this party is for you!

Are you ok?

Dad! I don't know!

I was thinking...

what if i wasn't you son,

i wasn't om kapoor,

i was some ordinary om,

i could never get all this!

This stardom, name, and there must be some

bottle beside award in my hand, and drunk!

I want to promise you today dad,

i'll work hard,

and i'll try being a better actor,

and if not that, at least

i'll try being a better son

yeah!

Om! I'm so proud of you!

This party is for you,

and special guests too,

and get ready for a surprise!

Ladies and gentlemen!

This is for my dear friend

and my favorite actor,

om kapoor!

Ok!

We love you!

Om, meet my friend mukesh mehra!

Top producer of our time,

he's been in hollywood

for last 25 years

he just came back, and he want to make

a big film with you!

Its' great mukesh!

Call me mike!

Everyone in hollywood ups!

Om shake hand common!

Its' fantastic!

Fantastic!

Common let's celebrate!

Om!

You arrived!

Yes mom!

You've taken much time!

I was afraid!

Very filmy!

What's to worry about

that's doesn't matter how long

it takes,

i must come home!

Alright!

Than why you left me alone!

Please just forgive me today!

I couldn't recognize you!

But you recognized me,

really, only mom can have such heart!

My son, my hero!

My omii!

Omi!

You've become old,

yeah

you still the same,

and also became a star!

I remember you said, the put kapoor

after your name!

You seen pappu!

I told you, that my son

will become star one day!

Tell me you won't leave me again!

No, i won't leave you!

I won't go anywhere,

and this time, everything

will going to be fine,

really!

Really!

No one agrees to this story!

Sometimes, truth is different from stories!

We can't prove anything to anyone!

That scoundrel will be saved once again,

we didn't find shanti's corpse there om!

We couldn't find about you too!

If you want anything with all your heart,

the whole world begins effort

to make you meet to that,

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