OMG: Oh My God! Page #6

mortgaged his house to..

..has sold it to me.

Here are the documents.

And, Kanji bhai,

sorry for thatjoke about God.

What's this?

How can he sell my house to him?

l was about to pay him on time.

l already paid him.

This isn't done.

This is my house.

Nobody can just buy it.

Relax. Chill.

When you get your

compensation from God..

..you can repay me, l will leave.

And anyway, l always leave

after my project is over.

Why buy the house

when you want to leave?

Are you a agent?

l am not that low.

l've a consultancy firm.

l give advice to people.

- Advice.

Anyone who thinks of me.

Public service.

Service open to all.

A solution to every problem.

Sometimes it gets slightly delayed.

But...l always get there on time.

There's delay but not denial.

Just like l came here,

to help Kanji bhai.

Help me?

l found out about your condition..

..only after l brought the house.

The court case, lost your shop..

..and your wife and children too.

Kanji bhai, don't worry.

You can stay here.

ln return,

l will only use your things.

Television, fridge, etcetera.

Fine, but remember..

..one day l will

buy this house back from you.

So be it!

l mean, l promise.

He's a nice man.

- Something you said.

No, just.. Cheers.

Calls himself God.

l think he's drunk.

Thank you, for letting

me stay in my own house.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

l will sleep outside

on the terrace.

And you can sleep

wherever you want.

lt's your house.

Thank you. Goodnight.

And yes,

the light switch is at the back.

Switch off the lights

before you go to sleep.

Another power failure.

No. you switched it off.

- No, l didn't.

You're drunk.

So?

l see.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

Case on God admitted. Paper,

paper, paper.

High Court has put it's seal on it.

Through the notice prepared

by advocate Hanif Qureshi..

..Kanji Lalji Mehta's case

on God has been accepted.

l think he's mad.

l'm leaving.

Hey Jigna, what happened?

See, his wife ran away.

Who can live with that madman?

l don't even talk to him.

Or the Lord might

punish us as well.

What a splendid bike.

- But, who is he?

l think he arrived just last night.

Who's playing this classical music?

l've heard that the new

guest is really handsome.

Don't l look handsome?

Get inside.

Hey, Hari Prasad.

Hey, Chaurasiya.

What's all this?

l was waking up the birds!

What? Who?

l was waking up the birds!

Practice. l was practising.

lt's a good thing to

do in the morning.

Don't do it.

Don't do all this in my house.

lt's your house you can

play anything you want.

Good morning.

- What?

Not me,

there's a lady in your house.

Hello.

Hello.

l brought breakfast.

l thought since sister-in-law

isn't home, so..

- No need.

l'll have bread and butter.

Where's the butter?

l ate it.

There was half a kilo of butter

in there, you ate it all.

lt's my favourite thing.

So l ate it.

Tell me one thing.

Why do they make it so salty?

Just like his name.

Are you all alone?

Your wife?

- Of course.

Sixteen thousand..

- What?

She lives in Sholapur.

What did you hear?

- Sixteen thousand.

No, she lives in Sholapur.

He can't handle one..

..how can l have sixteen thousand.

Please go. He's a big liar.

He was boring me yesterday.

Please go.

- Give it.

lf you eat all that

you'll get a stomach ache.

First half a kilo of

butter and now this.

l'll be fine.

Hello.

- Sir, l'm speaking from ABP News.

l am standing below your house.

Sir.

Look, l don't want to be

a piece of news for you.

And don't call me again.

Sir, just one interview.

Since he filed a case

against God, he's become alone.

One has to tread

on such a path alone.

Let's see how far our friend goes.

The advocate who

prepared Kanji's notice.

He lives that way.

Excuse me, advocate Hanif Qureshi.

He lives right there.

Where does advocate

Hanif Qureshi live?

He lives right there.

Advocate Hanif Qureshi lives there.

155 letters, and calls too.

Bhuj, Latur, Vishakapatnam.

Their claims haven't

been approved..

..for the past few

years due to 'Act of God'.

All they all want you

to defend their cases.

Son, l've lost my

house in the earthquake.

My son and his wife died too.

This is my grandson.

His cancer needs to be operated.

lf l get the insurance money,

everything will be alright.

This is Aslam.

Hello.

- Hello.

He lost everything in the Tsunami.

He lost all the money he had

saved for his sister's marriage.

So you file a case too.

l'll be cast out..

..if l go against

the priest or community.

Look, Aslam.

You aren't going against anyone.

Those who taught you religion,

taught you to pray..

..you're just questioning

them why Allah did this to you.

But, the priest..

- Aslam.

When you lose your home..

..will the priest let

you stay in his house?

Religion is for people,

people aren't made for religion.

Hanif, how long will it

take to ready their papers?

As long as it will take me to type.

Let's begin.

First one crore, and now

claims worth 400 crores.

Kanji Mehta!

Advocate Sardesai

is caught between..

..the insurance company

and religious organizations.

For God's sake,

prove that God exists.

And...and...

make God pay all this!

The temples, mosques, churches,

they will pay everything.

Kanji.

Wasn't your fight with your God?

Silence please!

- So why call me here?

Priest, how can l say

which God of which religion..

..was behind this earthquake,

or that Tsunami?

That's your department.

Your Honour, they're in

constant touch with God.

They're always in contact.

Why don't you tell me

Who was responsible?

Why would our God harm

people of our own religion?

God will never do such a thing!

Silence.

- He loves his children!

Allah doesn't hate

his followers either!

Relax.

- Please be seated.

The court needs some time

to study all these cases.

Anyone related to this

case cannot leave the country.

What?

Court is adjourned.

Long live..

- Kanji!

Long live..

- Kanji!

Long live..

- Kanji!

Long live..

- Kanji!

Long live..

- Kanji!

Long live..

- Kanji!

Long live..

- Kanji!

Long live..

- Kanji!

This is government property,

you're safe here.

But how will you escape them,

in temples, churches and mosques?

What are you thinking, Leeladhar?

This has gone beyond the limit.

Stop all the shams that you're

running in the name of faith.

Otherwise, the day isn't far when..

..no one will even spare

alms in the name of God.

Thank you.

You don't understand, Leeladhar..

- Thank you.

This is actually a serious matter.

People are making him a hero..

..and the claim

amount is increasing.

Will you just tell us about

the problems or do something?

Next week,

l've a religious programme..

..on the Star Cruise, in Singapore

And the judge says

l cannot leave the country.

Do something.

- l would.

But it's the court,

not the parliament..

..where we can break a few

chairs and the job's done.

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