On the Set: The Princess Diaries 2 - Royal Engagement Page #6

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She's walking towards

the children's shelter.

- Hello, everybody.

- (all) Hello, Princess.

Hello. What's your name?

Carolina.

And what are your names?

- John.

- Blake.

Did l see you messing with Carolina?

They were tugging on my braid.

Excuse me. These children are?

Most of them are orphans.

We care for as many as possible.

Kissing children. Hugging orphans.

What a vulgar, low,

despicable, political trick.

Carolina.

Would you like to be a princess today?

l can't, l'm too little. Too piccola.

Oh, no. Because l declare

that anyone can be a princess today.

Well, why don't we get you a tiara,

and you can wave,

and march in the parade?

ln fact, why don't you all take tiaras?

All? Give them all free tiaras?

- l'll take care of it later.

- Thank you.

- (girl) Yo quiero una verde.

- (girl #2) l want a silver one.

You won't be able to wave

with your thumb in your mouth.

- l can wave with this hand.

- Very good.

- (girl) l want the purple one.

- (boy) l want a crown.

- (boy #2) Can we be in the parade?

- Of course, of course.

We could always use

more princes in the world.

OK, so...

To be a princess, you have

to believe that you are a princess.

You've got to walk

the way you think a princess would walk.

So think tall, you gotta smile,

and wave, and just have fun.

- So are you ready?

- Yes.

Ah, she's letting the children join her.

How charming.

Not for everyone.

Drumroll, please.

(shouts) Give the princess a drumroll.

(drumroll)

(Kelly) Forward...

march!

(? ''Breakaway'' by Kelly Clarkson)

Just remember, you are a princess.

? I'll spread my wings

and I'll learn how to fly

? I'll do what it takes 'til I touch the sky

? And I'll make a wish

? Take a chance, make a change

? And break away

There you go.

- Everybody having fun?

- (all) Yeah.

? But I won't forget all the ones that I love

? I'll take a risk

? Take a chance, make a change

? And break away

This has been Elsie Kentworthy and former

Miss Genovia, Hildegaard Huffman,

at the best lndependence Day

parade Genovia's seen in years.

Thanks to Princess Mia's special surprise.

May the rest of your day be sunny-side up.

(Mia) And so, gentlemen,

the children from the shelter

will be housed at the winter castle

in the mountains of Libbet.

The use of the castle as a resort

is sort of a perk

for parliament members and dignitaries.

- Exactly.

- Oh.

Well, l'm going to de-perk it,

and convert it into a children's shelter

until money can be raised

for one of their own.

l feel guilty

having two homes while they have none.

(whispers) We're going to have

to do something. Where are we gonna ski?

Lord Crawley, how is your brother doing?

- l don't speak to my brother.

- Oh.

Well, l've hired him

to be the architect on the project.

- Mr. Crawley.

- Your Highness.

Gentlemen.

- Jerry.

- Dean.

Well, l look forward

to getting your notes on these plans.

But no one else's.

- Oh, l'll give you notes, because l'm part...

- Oh, no, you won't. l'm an architect.

- l am part of this parliament.

- Oh, you just go skiing...

- So what if l go skiing?

- ...and you like to be an outdoorsman.

- Oh, and you're a couch potato.

- Outdoorsman.

- You're a couch potato.

- Outdoorsman.

- Couch potato. Couch potato.

- Outdoorsman. Outdoorsman.

- Couch...

- (knocking)

The queen approves of the plan,

and l intend to see it through.

Now, gentlemen, l don't think it'll take

too long to raise the money. Do you?

We're setting up

the ramp in the ballroom.

OK.

- Hello.

- Hello.

My hello's insignificant.

Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, come with me.

So.

- Are you crashing my bridal shower?

- Sadly, no.

l wanted to tell you that l was very

impressed by what you did at the parade.

Thank you.

l'm having a slumber party.

Congratulations on the children's center.

- Thank you. Thank you.

- That's wonderful.

- She needs to get ready for the party.

- She's busy.

Lenny, Squiggy, zip it.

Lilly? The princesses are arriving.

- Well, l should go and read my book.

- l should go and get changed. Yeah.

- That's it.

- Bye.

Hello, hello. Elsie Kentworthy here.

Weeks before her wedding, Princess Mia,

in a stroke of skilled diplomacy,

has invited royal princesses

from all over the world

to her bridal shower slumber party.

Hello, Princess Lorraine.

- Oh, braces.

- Yeah. l'm getting two diamonds put in.

Oh.

That must make it more comfortable.

Hi, Charlotte.

Princess Aimee of Mallorca.

- ls this my party?

- No, this is Princess Mia's party.

Oh.

(giggling and laughing)

(Mia) So l want thank you all very much

for my fabulous bridal shower presents.

And now, l have a present for you.

lt's time for mattress surfing!

(? ''Let's Bounce''

by Christy Carlson Romano)

? Time to get the party started

? Everybody's ready to

? So let's bounce

? And it's something new

? Let's bounce

? 'Cause we all want to

? Let's bounce

? Gonna have some fun

? Everybody, everyone

? Everybody, everyone

? Let's bounce

? Get the party on

? Let's bounce

? From dusk 'til dawn

? Let's shout

? Gonna all go there

? Everybody, everywhere

? You know we gotta make it bounce

? I'm ready, baby

? Let's bounce

(whispers)

? Let's bounce

(music stops)

Princess Aimee has to go potty.

(? ''I Always Get What I Want''

by Avril Lavigne)

? Everything that I got

? So get me what I want

? 'Cause I'm a big shot

l think l'll just have some milk

and cookies in my room, Olivia.

- Yes, Your Majesty.

- Perhaps some earplugs.

- Quite a party, darling.

- Yeah. We're just having a little bit of fun.

Oh, Rupert and the boys

used to love doing that.

King Rupert. May he rest in peace.

l did it too, you know. But a little differently.

Felix?

- l thought you never slide.

- l don't.

But l've done a lot of flying in my time.

(? ''Trouble'' by Pink)

ls she really going to do this?

May l?

Ha!

Ta-da.

? l've been working at the palace

? Just to pass the time away

? Can't you hear the bells a-ringing?

? Rise up so early in the morn

? Can't you hear the bells a-shouting?

? Maids, go do your chores

And now, to end our little show,

if we all give her a shout-out,

Her Majesty may sing us a song.

Thank you, no.

Queens rarely do karaoke.

Grandma, come on. The song

you sang at my 1 8th-birthday party.

- Remember that? They loved it.

- Dear, we had music then.

Mia had a CD made,

so you can sing along.

Clarisse, Clarisse,

Clarisse, Clarisse, Clarisse...

Some girls are fair,

some are jolly and fit.

Some have a well-bred air,

or a well-honed wit.

? Each one's a jewel, with a singular shine

? A work of art with its own rare design

? Dear little girl, you are terribly blessed

? But it's your heart of gold l love the best

? And that will be your crowning glory

? Your whole life through

? lt'll always be your crowning glory

? The most glorious part

- ? Of you

- (? r&b beat)

What did you do?

Well, l might have

tweaked it a little bit on my computer.

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