Once I Was a Beehive
1
You kick at a stone
and watch it roll
You're walking alone,
just you and your soul
You look at the ground
The ground looks back at you
You don't make a sound
although you're dying to
I may not understand
just why
Look at the view right here.
Are you seeing this?
Are you looking?
Are you looking at your phone,
or are you looking
at the outside?
Doo doo doo-doo doo-doo
The sun is shining now
Doo doo doo-doo doo-doo
It's breaking
through the clouds
Why don't you take
a look out the window?
I want you take an eye photo.
An eye photo? Okay.
You know how to do that, right?
You just use your eyes, blink.
They're right up there,
right in front of your face.
- You can't miss them.
- You're ridiculous.
Kick off your shoes
and walk with me a while
My goodness.
I love it up here.
Right?
You know you do.
I see it in your grin
There are better days
My gosh, this
was a fantastic idea.
Whose idea was this,
to come camping?
- Lane, was that you?
- Yours.
It was yours.
You're the genius.
Was that me?
That's a... it's a good idea.
- Probably me.
- You are a nerd.
The sun is shining now
Doo doo doo-doo doo-doo
It's breaking
through the clouds
Doo doo doo-doo doo-doo
You showed the world
your smile
Doo doo doo-doo doo-doo
With your eyes to the sky
With your eyes to the...
Are you seeing all this?
Do you need to trade spots
with your mom?
She's... you know,
she looks like
she isn't really
enjoying this view.
Maybe we'll leave her alone.
All right, Laney,
what big party are you
missing out on this weekend?
I mean, it's... it's not
a big deal.
It's just... it's just
the battle of the bands,
something that I've been
waiting for probably
for the entire summer.
Whoa.
Trick question.
Sorry, honey.
I thought you would have
seen that coming.
When you're
with the ones you love,
you're never missing out
because you're exactly...
Exactly where you're supposed
to be with the ones
you're supposed to be with?
How did you know
I was gonna say that?
Okay, dad, I get it.
What am I thinking now?
A cheeseburger, wrong.
Okay, but are we supposed
to listen to smooth jazz
the entire time?
Here, I'll turn it off.
Oh, it's only stuck on
turning up.
Stop it.
I'm so in love with joy.
And jazz.
Yeah? Joy and jazz?
It's happening to you, isn't it?
Look at your mom.
It's taken her.
It's taking her
to her happy place.
Ohh.
My dad
always was quite the believer,
and he wasn't afraid
to let people know.
Don't get me wrong,
he wasn't in your face
about it like those crazies
with the homemade signs,
but somehow, people could tell.
They sensed a strength in him
that they couldn't put
a finger on.
Friends that were struggling
or questioning
were just drawn to him.
He didn't take them to church,
though.
He'd take them camping.
Oh. Oh, yeah.
He believed
that there was no crisis of faith
that couldn't be cured by a week
up in god's country.
He did his best
to make me a believer too.
It's not
like I'm a militant atheist
or that I hate nature
or anything,
but spending every first weekend
of every month
in the woods with my parents
wasn't exactly my idea
of living the teenage dream.
Honey, I can't keep up with you.
You're going too fast.
Oh, sorry, I forget about
the fun-size legs.
Does that work for you?
Never heard you complain
about my legs before.
Mom! Stop.
I have to be on a boat today.
- I don't want to be sick.
- Sorry, honey.
We should save that kind
of talk for the love tent.
Dad, you guys
are being so gross right now.
Oh, sorry,
would you prefer love shack?
Ah.
Oop!
Dad!
I... I need to finish that.
I'm sure it won't hurt
to keep... Tyson in suspense.
You know the rules, Laney.
Out here we unplug.
Recharge.
Whatever.
I can't believe you still
wear a Fanny pack.
It's actually
really embarrassing.
What are you talking about?
These are cool again.
All the hippers
are wearing them.
They're called hipsters, dad,
and I promise,
you're not one of them.
So is Tyson a hipster?
I don't want to talk
about this anymore.
Okay.
I'm not gonna always
be here to do this for you.
You'll do it
on your own one day.
Not today.
All right.
We are free!
We are free... free from
the shackles of society.
I took the long way home
Into the great unknown
And every wrong turn
was a lesson that I learned
Ahh!
Hold on. Hold on.
- Hold on. Okay, okay.
- Babe?
We're all right. Ohh!
This is boat safety
rule number one.
- Yeah?
- Okay, don't ever do this...
With a boat
full of people, all right?
- But it never did arrive
So I'll keep moving
There's a part misplaced
losing color from my face
A ghost, a space
My name, its weight
Drags my body
through the wake
He was right.
Nothing I could have been doing
was ever
as important
as that time we spent together.
To space
If only I could have
learned that lesson a bit sooner.
- And as my world came down
We had seven months
from when they found the tumor
until we had to say good-bye,
the most beautiful and yet
most painful months of my life.
Nothing can prepare you
for that.
There's no way to know
how or what
you're supposed to do or feel.
You're just lost.
But throughout all the pain
and the confusion,
he never wavered.
He never doubted his faith.
He left this world confident
that his cancer, his death
was all a part of a bigger plan.
I wish I could say the same.
I want to thank
everyone for coming
to our rehearsal dinner.
If you're still hungry,
grab seconds.
Harold's paying for it.
Tristan
Samuelson was your typical
Mormon guy, whatever that meant.
Whew, I'll... I'll never forget
the moment
that this amazing woman
was catapulted into my life.
She met him in a support group
for people who had lost a spouse
to cancer.
Our walls were down.
She was supposed
to get help, not get married.
So that I could see
this incredible person
right in front of me,
the woman I want to have
by my side from here on out,
starting tomorrow
at 1:
00 P.M. sharp.That doesn't mean 1:15, Gary.
We will start without you.
So with that, let's raise
our champagne glasses
or our sparkling water glasses
if you're with
the Samuelson clan...
All I could think
about was how my dad would feel
knowing how fast
she was just moving on.
You shouldn't be drinking that.
Champagne has up to a 20%
alcohol level.
Well, I'm not Mormon, so...
It doesn't matter
what religion you are.
You're only 16.
Underage drinking
is a misdemeanor
punishable with fines
up to $1,000
and six months imprisonment.
And who says I'm not 21?
My uncle.
Who's your uncle?
The really smiley guy
who's about to marry your mom.
So what did my uncle Tristan
tell you about me?
He actually didn't mention you.
But don't feel bad.
I've only known him for,
like, two months.
Actually been
seven months, two weeks,
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