One Direction: This Is Us Page #5

What she's missing

Whoo!

Man, I feel like mold

It's prom night

And I am lonely

Lo and behold

She's walking over to me

This must be fate

My lips start to shake

How does she know who I am?

And why does

She give a damn about me?

I've got two tickets

To Iron Maiden

Baby

Come with me Friday

Don't say maybe

I'm just a teenage

Dirtbag, baby

Like you

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Sing it!

Oh, yeah

Dirtbag

No, she doesn't know

What she's missing

Oh, yeah

Dirtbag

No, she doesn't know

What she's

Missing

Yeah, yeah

We don't get to see our families

as much as we used to.

But we have, like, a road family.

I don't want to remind you

but it's 20 to 9.

Twenty-five to 9.

Five minutes to go.

My name's Paul Higgins. And I'm

the tour manager for One Direction.

We're on stage in 5 minutes.

Five minutes we're on stage!

We were ready on stage

five minutes ago.

Thank you, Dad.

I'm thinking

of getting Paul to adopt me.

I see him that much. He

might as well be my father.

I'll do it when there's no camera.

Ha-ha-ha!

The boys are very grounded, and that

comes from the people around them.

Lou gives us the best haircuts

on a daily basis.

Thank you.

I love my hair today, thanks, Louise.

Thank you.

Stop touching me. Don't touch me.

Thanks, Louise. Thanks, Louise.

I tend to communicate

with my stylist

and we come up with a good, um,

teamwork process.

It looks good though, bub.

Just trying to find

a happy medium

that works for everybody.

It's five boys, you know.

Louis, why are you doing that?

Because they're brand-spanking new.

It looks weird.

Right, we're gonna do

it again with the music.

Line up for choreography!

I met the boys first

when they came off X Factor.

It became quite apparent to me

at the beginning

that there would be no

jazz hands or spirit fingers.

When we do the dinosaur

I know I'm meant to

get on that ramp.

Watch this!

You're a dancer.

Inside you're a dancer.

Hang on a minute.

I don't know how

he's got patience for us.

People think that we're just security

at gigs, but we live with the boys,

we eat with the boys,

we train with the boys.

Here's some of this.

Oi!

And I've got some of that.

They're young kids.

Unbelievable.

Please give a massive

round of applause

for our ruggedly handsome,

magically talented,

musically gifted musical band!

You're probably the youngest band

on the road this year.

And I think it's looking strong

for the year, coming forward.

It can only get better

through the seasons.

Our fingers crossed. We're gonna

go on to have a successful time.

- Got a few nicknames.

- One Direction 2.

Additional Direction.

The Wrong Direction.

It really helps

having the musicians

on tour with us.

Banana split!

Green apple!

Because they are of a similar age

to us, and they like

similar things.

Even when we're not working,

the guys are like, "Wanna hang out,

or go around to New Year's party,"

stuff like that.

They're just proper

kind of people.

Three, two, one.

Oh, my God!

It's a very rare relationship for

an artist and a backing band to have.

Give it up for the band,

everybody!

It's not just those five,

it's everyone who's

on the road with us,

- every day.

- Just five normal lads

having the time of their life.

It's nice to be a small part of it.

Now, come on.

It's 25 to 9.

There it is. The crown jewel.

All right then, lads, tourists

for the day. Get in, Niall.

Ghetto.

Can we do one of those pictures

where you go like that?

How do you do that?

Where you stand

like this?

Like, touching the top.

How do you do that?

You have to get down.

Is it working?

Looks like you're holding it up.

We're back now.

Start of the European leg of the tour.

Do you know what I'm thinking?

We need to try one of them

local delicacy things

from every place.

And here's the frog legs

and snail stuff. Are you down?

I'm not down for snails.

I think we should try it in every place.

Just try a delicacy from somewhere.

I've tried frogs,

but that's still not that weird.

Like, snails

is probably a bit disgusting.

I wanna be last,

yeah Baby, let me be your

Let me be

Your last first kiss

I wanna be first, yeah

Wanna be the first

To take it

All the way like this

We've never toured Europe before,

so because this is the first time we've done

it, it actually feels like an adventure

because, you know, a different country every

day, it feels like we're on EuroTrip.

We're in Dusseldorf.

Germany!

I heard Brussels

is a place to meet people.

My brother.

Hey.

We found the Belgian version

of me on the streets.

Just passed the ball

to the best player in the world.

Possibly the best ever.

After you.

Here you go.

- I'll just follow that up.

- You take the exact

same shot, Louis.

It's like a big lads' holiday, really.

With a lot of work involved.

I wanna be

Last kiss

I wanna be, I wanna be

Baby, let me be your last I

Your last first kiss

Oh, your last

First kiss, oh, no I

Big up yourself.

Can we sing it like this tonight?

Because it's actually really good.

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

It's off to work we go

With a bucket and spade

And a hand grenade

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

Heigh-ho!

Hands in.

Put your hand in!

- Three, two, one.

- We push!

One Direction!

Good evening, Paris!

The French fan is the best

because, um, we are crazy.

Vive One Direction!

Good evening, Oslo!

Welcome to Norway! We love you!

Stockholm, make some noise!

Welcome to Sweden!

- Three, two, one.

- We push!

Good evening, Antwerp!

This is gonna be good!

One Direction, One Direction!

Europe has been so crazy

because there's a lot of fans

who have been there

for, you know, a year,

two years, three years.

And they've just waited for us to come.

- Three, two, one.

- We push!

Berlin, make some noise!

I think we're in the 50s now,

like 53, maybe 54,

out of 130-something shows.

So we're nearly halfway there.

Your hand fits in mine

Like it's made just for me

But bear this in mind

It was meant to be

And I'm joining up the dots

With the freckles

On your cheeks I

And it all makes sense to me

I know you've never loved

The crinkles by your eyes

When you smile

You've never loved

Your stomach or your thighs

The dimples in your back

At the bottom of your spine

But I'll love them endlessly

I won't let

These little things

Slip out

Of my mouth

But if I do

It's you

Oh, it's you they add up to

I'm in love with you

And all these little things

You can't go to

bed Without a cup of tea

Maybe that's the reason

That you talk in your sleep

And all those conversations

Are the secrets that I keep

It makes no sense to me

I know you've never loved

The sound of your voice

On tape

You never want to know

How much you weigh

You still have

To squeeze into your jeans

But you're perfect to me

I won't let

These little things slip

Out of my mouth

But if it's true

It's you

It's you they add up to

I'm in love with you

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