Open Season 2
The forest in spring.
A time of renewal...
...of rebirth...
...of unbridled optimism...
...when new beginnings begin...
...and where the mighty mule deer...
...prepares for his upcoming
mating ritual.
One lucky doe will get to spend her life
with this fine specimen of a buck.
His magnificent antlers,
a testament to his great prowess...
...his strength, his masculinity,
his awesomeness!
His super- incredible coolness!
His amazing kick-butt-ocity!
- Ladies and gentlemen, here I...
- All right, Elliot.
Enough about your new rack
already, man.
Aye. Give it a rest,
you freak of nature.
- We grow tiresome of this talk of rack.
- It's true. We do.
- He's right, you know.
- Boring.
Like I never talk
about anything else.
Have you seen my new horns?
They're completely natural.
All me. Yes!
That tree is huge.
Like my antlers! Yeah!
Yes!
Oh, my rack is huge.
Yes!
Well, this time,
I have something big to say.
You know, not as big as my antlers.
I got you again, yes!
- Nailed it!
- Oh, come on.
- We got a ceremony to get to.
- Okay, okay, okay.
I'd just like to thank you...
...Boog, Mr. Weenie, Buddy,
Serge, Deni and McSquizzy...
...my closest, dearest friends,
for being here for me...
...on the most important day
of my life.
Yeah. You're welcome. Now, let's...
Unfortunately, the bachelor buck
stops here.
But I begin a new chapter
with Giselle...
...my doe, my deer, my female deer.
- That's a really nice thought...
- As my single life ends...
...finishes, expires, perishes...
...goes down in a blazing ball
of flames with no survivors...!
Elliot, relax.
- Now, let's get a move on, man.
- Yeah, we go to the wedding.
Wedding?
- Nuptials.
- Okay, just one minute.
- Let's get this over with.
- Hold on. Be right there.
Hurry, Elliot! Come on.
I'm falling.
- Careful!
- Oh, snap.
- Too late.
- Oh, that was smooth.
Elliot, don't look.
- Oh, he looked.
- He's going to blow.
Everybody, duck!
- Was that Elliot?
- I'm telling you...
...when you're in love, you hear
your man's voice everywhere.
- You know it, girl.
- You got that right.
Oh, Maria.
Doesn't she look beautiful?
- Thank you, Rosie.
- Our sweet Giselle's getting hitched.
- Oh, it's okay.
- Elliot?
- Well, hello there, ladies.
- Oh, hi, Ian.
- Hello, Ian.
Just want to inform you
that the ceremony begins...
...at 0800 hours.
- Good to know.
If it all goes according to plan...
And it will.
- We'll finish up at 0900 hours...
...with a berry and dewdrop
reception brunch to follow.
- Great. Thanks, Ian.
- Not a problem.
Oh, and, Giselle,
there's still some time...
...if you'd rather be served some
beefcake instead of the pansy-loaf...
...if you know what I mean.
And I think you do.
I don't generally
go for venison, but...
...girl, that dish is fine.
- Don't you know it.
- Don't you know it.
No, thank you.
Elliot is all the man I'll ever need.
My rack. My beautiful rack.
Stop boo-hooing, you wee jessie.
- They'll grow back.
- Yeah, they're gonna grow back.
Just like the last time
you broke them, man.
And the time before that.
- And the time before that.
- What if it's a sign?
- A sign not to get...
- Get what?
- Married.
See this here? Now, this is sad.
- Poor Elliot.
- We need a diversion.
Hey, I know just the diversion...
...to take his mind off his antler.
We break his hoof with a large stone.
- Yeah, a large stone!
- A boulder.
I can't believe it. I mean, I can't...
I know what you're do...
Seriously, quit it...
- I can totally see what you're doing.
- Come on, Elliot.
If there's one thing
I am not in the mood for...
...it is a rabbit fight!
- Rabbit fight!
Gregalach!
You're going down, fat bear!
Stay!
Sit.
Now, count to 10.
What are you doing?
He's getting away.
Boog gave me a command
to count to 10, so I...
I can't believe I fell for that.
I must never be weak again.
You don't know what it was like
living with the humans.
If they say "sit," you sit.
If they say "fetch," you fetch.
You must stay alert,
or they will steal our freedom...
...and lock us up forever und ever.
- Forever und ever?
But you broke free.
How did you do it?
- What's the secret?
- Never forget who you are in here.
A vulnerable child...
...who just wants to be loved?
- No!
A wild animal who relies
on no one but himself.
- Now, say it with me. I'm wild!
- I'm wild.
- With conviction. I'm wild!
- I'm wild!
Now, let's go find the fat bear.
I can't believe it, Bob.
It's been a whole year
since we saw Mr. Weenie.
I know he's still out there.
I can feel it.
Can you feel it, Bob?
- Well, I...
- Mr. Weenie! Mr. Weenie!
Do you think he'll find
our biscuit trail, Bob?
Do you think he'll
come back to us, Bob?
Do you think Mr. Weenie's
safe out there, Bob?
Boog will never find me.
Now, where is that Weenie?
Guten tag, fat bear!
I am victorious!
Show-off. I'm gonna
have to check the rule book.
Mortal combat!
He got me! Great shot, Elliot.
You won, man.
Nobody ever expects...
...the falling-down-the- tree- in-pain
manoeuvre.
- Very clever, mule deer.
- He cracks me up.
- He surprised you good on that one.
- Oh, is that right?
- It's true.
- Game over.
All right, now, let's get cleaned up.
- Time for Elliot to tie the knot.
- Already? No!
This was the best stag party ever...
...which has to keep going.
Please, rabbits to throw.
Oh, grow up, you big baby.
- Let's get moving.
- Boog...
...do you think I'm doing
Marrying Giselle?
What I'm wondering is,
is Giselle doing the right thing?
I'm just kidding you.
Now, will you relax?
We're gathered today
for a very serious occasion.
Elliot? What happened?
Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing.
- Are you all right?
- Oh, yes. Yes.
I couldn't be better.
Just had a little trim off the top.
Giselle and Elliot...
...have courted and made the decision
to join together forever...
...and ever.
Is he okay?
Forever and ever?
Still time to change your mind.
- What?
- Wait, I knew about forever.
Guys, but what's this
about "and ever"?
- Be cool.
- Nobody said anything...
...about an additional "and ever. "
No! The food of oppression.
I must be strong.
Oh, maybe just a taste.
I'd like to ask the buck
to step forward...
...for a ceremonial displaying
of the antlers...
Antler.
- To show his commitment
to his doe.
- Seriously. Still time.
- Not gonna happen.
Oh, so good.
I'm weak! How could I?
- Do you, Giselle, take Smelliot...
- Ian.
- To be your lifelong mate?
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