Open Season 3 Page #3

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So...

What do you wanna play next?

Well, how about a game of.

Shrub.. Jump?

Diving? Where we jump into the nearest

shrub.

And uh.. Come on Elvis, I'll show

you.

Dad! No!

It's poison ivy!

It's part of the game.

Whoever scratches first.

Loses!

Lwin!

Ooh, that has gotta hurt.

Well played, Little E.

Okay, who's hungry?

Dad.

We need uncle B.

I mean.

We need someone.

Taller.

- To reach a branch that high. - Not

so.

Who knows more about getting honey than

adeer, huh?

Come here, Little E.

Spine so frail.

Dad?

Quiet, Gisella.

The slightest sound could wake the bees.

Bees!

At least getting stung will take his

mind off the itching.

Yeah.

Hey! Keep it down!

Too much chocolate.

Hey, why did you do that?

Just hold still.

Give a little poof over here.

A tease over there.

A pull, a tug.

A comb. Wow!

[Speaking in Spanish]

Get a camera, because you are.

Perfecto!

The spitting image.

They will never know the difference.

Now, let us go dance.

Doug is here everybody!

Remember what they say about not

talking.

If you don't have something nice to say?

Wow.

She's beautiful.

I see what's going on here.

What are you talking about?

Nothing's going on here.

Okay.

I'm serious.

Hm-hm?

Hey, I'm just happy to meet another

grizzly. That's all.

Whatever you say.

Tiger. Show me your strength.

So uh...

Hey, Ursa.

- I thought I'd introduce myself,

because you know. - Doug?

Why is voice low?

Are you again. To be sick?

Oh! Um.

- I'm not actually. -You'd better

not be.

No!

I mean, um.. Hey!

Watch it with that stick, little dude!

Come on, Doug. Arms up!

Why must we go through this everyday?

A little bribe, perhaps?

It's chocolate! You love chocolate.

- Come on, arms up! - Please.

Now, we are ready.

Let's begin.

Right foot up!

Left foot up!

- Slower. - Faster.

Jump!

Squat leg!

Hey! Oh! Oh! Ahhh!

- Stop! - Wildly bear!

Hit it!

Wow.

You can really move.

You ready?

Hey, I was born ready, baby.

Wait, I'm not. I'm not ready for.

[Sound of cat]

Why can't you just once be there when I

need you?

Oh wait!

Ursa, let me explain.

- I'm not. - Doug!

I don't want excuses.

Maybe if you just.

Cut the lift.

- That's all. - No, wait!

I could've caught you. It's just that

I'm not.

- Doug. Thanks a lot! -Yeah, thanks

Doug, okay?

He only thinks all about himself.

- Listen, I'm not. - Doug.

That was worse than yesterday.

Oh, wait!

Ursa.

Uh.. Give her some time to cool down

maybe, okay?

But I have to tell her who I really am.

There will gonna be plenty of time for

that.

When we are all living in Bear-vana.

Trust me.

If there is one thing I know.

It is women.

And.

Musical theater.

But that is not important right now.

What is important.

Is that women.

Do not like to be rushed.

Look, Alistair buddy.

I wait in here until Doug is back at

sunset

And everything is gonna be fine.

Alright, Alistair.

If you say so.

Alright ladies, buckle up.

- One two three four. - Look, I'm

flying!

This must be the place.

Bear-vana.

Finally.

I'm the only bear.

And all the animals are gonna worship

me.

Just like they did Boog.

Boog's back, everybody!

- Boog! - Boog! - Thank goodness, he's

back!

- Yes. - About time.

Yeah, I know.

It's good to finally be here.

You look terrible!

And your voice seems worse!

Yeah. Complete Gaga girl.

What are you talking about?

My voice is as smooth as silk.

Must have been rough out there.

Rough? Yeah, it was rough alright.

That's why I look terrible.

My voice sounds like Ka-Ka.

Now why don't you all run along and

fetch me some goodies?

Goodies smoothies.

Boog!

Here.

Hold these for a second.

How dare you show your face around here?

After what you've done?

Ohhh...

Gotta go polish my

Uh. Me too.

Me three.

Yeah.

Dad.

I thought you were going to apologise?

Apologise?

If anyone should apologise, it's him.

To me.

For.

For.

This!

And this!

Then this!

Well?

Uh ....

The silent treatment.

Well, I too can play at that game.

Only I'm not playing.

I was fine before I met you.

Oh, sure, I was tied to the hood of

the car.

Sorry uncle Boog. Dad hasn't been the

same since you've been gone.

Now look at me. A pathetic shell.

And all because of you!

- Uh.

- It's too late now, Boog.

This deer.

Has sailed.

Sorry uncle Boog.

I hope you guys can work things out.

Dad!

We're all glad you're back, uncle Boog!

That is one seriously messed up deer.

Ooh. That's better.

Good to be myself again.

Time to hit the road.

Doug?

He's not coming back.

Give him a chance.

It's still early.

Besides, he's a grizzly.

We're family.

It's all a lie.

There is no Bear-vana.

Come on, Alistair. He'll be back.

Grizzlies hate each other.

It's in their genes.

What are you talking about?

Grizzlies don't hate each other.

The mens do!

They are. [Speaking in Spanish]

Doug lied so you would help him escape.

And I...

I was his partner in crime!

In crime!

Who have I become?

If Doug's not coming back.

Then Ursa won't talk to me.

What am I doing here?

This one goes to my girlfriend.

Out on the Pampas.

I'm all alone.

My heart.

Has crushed to nada.

I'm all alone.

It won't work.

Don't bother trying.

??? If you try that.

You'll go flying.

What are you looking at?

Nothing.

That was. Well, you were.

That was beautiful.

You are making fun.

No! No! Really!

Uh...

Listen, Ursa.

I know you've got no reason to believe

me.

But I gotta tell you the truth!

I'm not Doug.

I'm Boog!

You are right.

I have no reason to believe you.

Look. I never should've come here.

I know that now.

This was all a big mistake.

Why is fur dark?

Like I told you.

I'm not Doug.

I'm Boog.

I was just you know.

Looking for a place where I belong.

So, if you just give me a hand moving

one of the carts.

I'll be out of your hair.

Oh, now I see truth.

You want me to help you escape.

And ruin circus!

- No!

- You are pathetic, Doug.

No, Ursa, seriously.

I just.

You twanged?

No.

Okay, 'cos I thought I heard my name.

It doesn't matter.

I. Just want you to know that.

I am sorry.

I really thought Doug was my best

friend.

That's okay.

I suck at picking best friends too.

Are we good? You and me?

Yeah!

We're good.

Excellente.

I promise I will never tell you I'm

coming back when I'm not.

And I promise I'll make time for you..

Even when I got a bunch of important

things going on.

- Amigos?

- Yeah!

Amigos.

Oohh. This is nice.

Talking like this.

We will do this every night.

A kind of. Guys chat.

Si?

Guys chat?

I like that.

Good, okay, so...

Since you're stuck here. A little

advice, okay?

The way to a woman's heart.

Is through.

Her.

Art.

The circus is coming!

How can a circus be coming? A circus is

a tent.

With posts, stuck in the ground!

This is a highway!

Oh no! No!

Thank you.

We made it.

Uh. That wasn't easy.

- This still doesn't look like a circus.

- Strange.

It sure smells like it.

No!

I need those! I need those!

I need them!

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