Open Season 3 Page #5

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Thank goodness! You're back!

Now you can vent him.

Excellent!

Re-enforcements.

You two! Go get me some more berries.

And you! How about you start massaging

my paws?

All this clapping is making me sore.

Now!

- Who are you?

- What are you talking about?

Boog would never yell like that.

Especially at fawns.

So who are you?

Who am I?

- If you haven't noticed, I'm.

- Boog!

I'm so sorry I let you down.

- Can you ever forgive me?

- Does that answer your question?

Giselle!

Oh, thank goodness you're back.

See?

Even the crazy broken deer knows I'm

Boog.

Do you even know his name?

Of course I do.

It's. Uh.

Starts with an E.

E .... Emily?

Edward?

What about 2 L's?

Eleanor? Oh, whatever.

It doesn't matter what his name is.

All that matters.

Is that I'm a grizzly.

And I'm king of the jungle.

First of all, this is a forest.

I tried to tell him.

And second of all.

What have you done with Boog?

- Yeah!

- Where is Boog?

What have you done?

What difference does it make?

You would all do what I say.

I'm your Boog now!

Boog!

Boog, now that we're best friends

again.

What do you say we go on guys trip?

Just the two of us?

He's not Boog!

Oops.

You're not Boog!

That's not Boog!

Oh, thank goodness.

I thought you were mad at me.

But now I know that you weren't.

Because you're not even you!

What a relief.

- Elliot?

- Yes, dear?

- Elliot!

- Oh, right.

What have you done with Boog?

He's locked away somewhere. You'll

never find him!

Especially after tonight, when they

take him back to Russia.

Russia?

- Who's Russia?

- It's not a 'who'!

It's a 'where'.

And believe me.

You could walk for the rest of your life

and never get there.

You won't get away with this!

No? Who's gonna stop me?

[Panting]

Okay! Okay! Okay, I'm ready to talk.

I'm listening.

He's at the circus.

Just follow the search lights and you'll

find it.

That's a good one.

What search lights?

Oh!

Now let's go save Boog!

'Cos I owe him a big apology.

And because we miss him

And we want him to come home before they

ship him off to Russia!

Yeah!

Impostor!

Sorry.

That Boog sure is one lucky guy.

I Wish I had a friend like that.

Wait.

I do have a friend like that.

Thank goodness, that nice man at the

Punimart called us.

You poor dear's.

Must have been hungry to go all that way

to find food.

But don't worry.

Mommy won't make that mistake again.

[Push button]

That's enough, isn't it, Bob?

Maybe we should stay. No, no,

you're right.

My snugly, woddly and I need this time

apart.

Kick me out, Bob, before I change my

mind.

Well, we might as well dig in, since

all hope is lost.

Wait for it, wait for it!

Oh, Meat Snack!

Excuse me for a moment.

I hate cats.

So do I.

Fi! Look! The circus!

I've seen of these lights before.

Wait!

You mean the circus is just behind those

trees?

Yes! My new old friend!

Boog is closer than we ever imagined.

Huh?

Alistair?

What's wrong?

And once again.

I have been tossed away.

Hey, hey, Alistair.

Come on, buddy.

Don't bother me!

I sat in my trailer all night.

Waiting for the sweet sound of paws.

Knocking on my [Speaking in Spanish]

But no.

All I hear.

Is the sounds.

Of loneliness.

What are you talking about?

Have you forgotten?

Already?

Do I mean so little to you?

It's time for guys chat

Just us on guys chat.

You blew off guys chat!

You blew it!

Oh man!

I totally forgot!

See, I was with Ursa and.

Well, you know how it is when you're

all caught up and.

Look, Alistair.

Sometimes it's hard to find time for

everything.

And everyone that's important to you.

Alistair.

[Exhale]

Alistair.

You're right.

I've been a bad friend.

You might not believe this, but.

I know exactly how you feel right now.

And I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I forgive you.

Seriously?

That's what friends do!

Amigos!

Don't worry!

We're gonna have plenty of time for guys

chat.

Once we get back to Russia.

Huh? Russia?

Oh, sure! Oh, you're gonna love it

there.

All the snow and the ice.

You're gonna love the way it pierces

your skin.

And makes your.

Oh, I get excited just to think about

it.

Plus, it's only 5, 000 miles away.

So you can visit home every year or two.

Or three.

Maybe four.

You're gonna be a polar bear.

That's what you're gonna be.

Let's go, troops!

Look alive!

Uncle Boog never took us on a rescue

mission.

Yeah, I know.

This is way cool!

You should go out of town more often,

mother.

Elvis, I don't think so.

Release the emergency break.

We are moving!

Hang on to your little horses.

Steady. Steady.

Alright everyone, steady.

I can't see a thing!

- Why?

- Out of the way! Out of the way!

[Barking]

Steady. Steady.

Oh no! Oh no!

- They're gone! They're gone!

- What's gone?

- Turn left, right?

- Right!

No! Nine! I said left!

No! No!

No! [Yelling]

Oh. [Glass break]

I'm calling it a day.

It's worse than I thought.

They strap him to wheels and light him

on fire.

Then point and laugh!

It's torture at its worst!

We have to rescue Boog before.

They make him wind into tiny, whiny

rope of death!

Let's go!

Yeah! [Cheering]

Wait!

Their fortress is in-penetrable.

[Mumbling]

it's hard to break into.

So here's what we're gonna do.

McSquizzy and Buddy, you work on the

left flank.

Kids, you run the charging maneuver on

the right.

Ian, Giselle, you find a chisel, a

toothbrush.

And as many maracas as you can carry.

- Then.

- Or. What about this instead?

Serge and Danny, you find the exits.

Mom and Ian, you stay and look out here

and here.

While the rest of us sneak in here.

And rescue Boog.

Yeah!

That's ridiculous!

The tent's too big.

We need at least 6 more of us.

To pull that off.

Oh, my friends!

Mr. Weenie?

What are you guys doing here?

We are here to safe Boog!

- Kick some pals!

- So are we!

It's destiny.

Ladies and gentlemen!

I'd like to welcome you

To the great Moslova Family Circus!

Everyone clear about what to do?

- Yes!

- No problem.

Uh, what was the middle part again?

Dad ....

Everyone spread out and try to find

Boog.

When you see him.

- Go get him.

- Alright, let's move it out.

- Be careful, girls.

- Okay, mom.

So. Come here often?

Don't even think about it.

Stop acting like such a troop.

I really missed you guys.

Yeah, me too.

A full house! This is fantastic!

- Are Ursa and Boog ready to go?

- They're ready.

Boog.

Where did the rest go?

You! You must be the new recruits!

Yeah, yeah.

That's what we are.

[Foreign language]

Come on, let's go.

- Any sign of Boog?

- No, I can't see him from here.

We need to get to higher ground.

Like that.

Man, I can't wait to get back and see

Alistair.

Back to my own cart.

Home cooking. Three meals a day.

I don't know, Bob. This expo is a

bust.

When we head back to the air stream.

Did you hear that?

He's close by.

I can smell him.

Let me try the bathing call.

Big Foot!

Ladies and gentlemen.

The miraculous balancing [Russian

language]

Stanley! Do you see him?

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