Opposite Day Page #2
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- Year:
- 2009
- 88 min
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All right, kids!
Wave goodbye to your parents!
You may never see them again!
Bye, Pop!
Bye, guys!
Bye, Daddy!
I'll miss you!
I love you, princess. Bye!
Bye, Daddy!
I'm really proud of you, Son.
There's only one thing
in my mind
I'm leaving
everything behind
I'm just looking
for good times...
If I was in charge,
I would not ruin
a family vacation
for stupid work!
I agree.
Heading down
this endless road
Breaking down on open doors
Taking chances
is fine with me
Better off on what you need
To live it up to me
I can make you see...
Awesome!
Dude!
This is so cool!
Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa!
Come on! Come on!
Come on, Grandpa!
Hey, kids, for dinner,
I'm gonna make hot dogs
with macaroni and cheese,
homemade ice cream
and gummy bears!
- I love gummy bears!
- Gummy bears! Yes!
- Gummy bears!
- Whoo!
You are going to have
so much fun,
it's going to come out
of your ears!
Emily, I need to see
those layouts.
Oh, Denise.
I just got an email
from Tyler at Skin So Smooth.
They wanna start their slogan
with "Smooth..."
It's up to us
to figure out the rest.
And by "up to us,"
that means up to you.
Oh...
Good luck.
OK, if I crank this out
double time,
I still might make it
to the cabin.
Yeah, right.
Good luck, girl.
All right, now, this is
Dimitri's son, Alexei, huh?
Don't worry, let me
put the coat on the doctor.
You're late.
Make a note of that, please.
Yes, sir,
Mr. Montgomery.
My sincerest apologies.
You know, it's no small feat
working 14-hour days
and raising a child on your own.
Spare me the excuses, Godfrey.
As you know, the board
is expecting me to advise
on next fall's product launch
this Thursday.
Either you show us something
we can use in the launch,
have to let you go.
Now, what have you got for us?
Uh...
Well...
let's start with the birds!
Ah, the bird! Ha-ha! Good.
Come on.
After you.
Now, did you know
that overnight-express
delivery companies' employees
are paid $20 an hour
for their deliveries?
So I started thinking,
what if we started a company
paid in birdfeed, literally?
Ta-da!
Even as we speak,
we are in production on
that would travel at mach speed,
delivering packages all over
the world, 24 hours a day!
I call it Bird Express!
What does that
have to do with babies?
Oh... Well, I mean...
other than the classic mythology
of birds delivering newborns,
technically, really nothing.
- It's stupid.
- And a waste of money.
What else do you have?
Right. No.
Forget the bird.
Yeah, just a little side project
to sort of whet your appetite.
Ooh, come here!
Feast your eyes on
the future of sports!
Hmm? Bats hit.
Clubs swing.
Ooh, all on their own!
Oh!
You see, the automated motion,
it teaches kids to play sports
with the proper form.
Ooh, look at this!
Oh!
Oh my God, are you OK,
Mr. Montgomery?
- It's all right.
- Be careful!
You call that a punch?
No, I don't think so.
Thank you for
your patience, sir.
Yeah, hey, we're just
getting warmed up!
Right, Dimitri?
OK.
Now, this next one
is for the parents.
And I call it Slow Ray.
Watching a baby
when you have other
household responsibilities,
it's challenging because
they're all over the place.
falling, getting
into everything.
But if you slow them down...
Ahh...
How far can they go?
Hmm? How much can they destroy?
That is fascinating,
but how is the effect reversed?
Thank you, Doctor!
What happens
if you shoot your kid
with the fast mode first?
- Good point.
- Oh, well...
So far I've seen
absolutely nothing
worth mentioning to the board.
If anything,
hearing what you have to say
has mad me stupider.
Are we done yet?
- I think we're done.
- My dad always has problems.
No, no, no!
No, we're not done!
There's still one more
invention left!
- There is?
- Yeah.
Um, this is something
that I've been working on
since my Ph.D. days.
It's a machine
that allows adults
to speak baby language!
Yeah!
All due respect, sir,
but have you lost your mind?
Not now.
Not now.
You're telling me
that parents would be able
to talk with their babies.
It will revolutionize
parenting as we know it.
Now you're speaking my language.
There's just one tiny
little itty-bitty problem.
- We don't like problems.
- We don't do that word.
Well, it's still sort of
in the testing phase.
Godfrey, how much
would you say you enjoy
working here at Cuddledyne?
A whole lot?
Not so much?
- Get off me!
- No, you get off!
Now, now, possums,
these two beds
are exactly the same.
Martha, I built both
these beds with my bare hands.
Sammy is right.
That one is better!
Not to mention the view.
Huh?
Stop teasing the kids!
Come on, they're both
exactly the same.
Oh, look!
It's the first star.
You know, if you wish on it,
your dreams will come true.
I wished on it
that I would meet someone
wonderful like your grandpa,
and I did!
Are you saying that
we can make a wish?
Uh-huh.
But make sure your wish counts.
Good night, angel.
Good night.
Good night, Grandpa.
And don't let the bedbugs bite!
You know, Grandma and Grandpa
are pretty cool.
I have a wish.
I wish that kids...
ruled the world.
And I wish you would
stop talking so I can sleep!
You know, we should build
an underwater city, too.
That way, people would have
a place to live
once global warming
melts the polar icecaps
and floods the world.
That's a good idea.
- How's my little Chaz-mataz?
- Hey, Dad.
Today, you're gonna be
my little helper.
How does that sound?
- I'd love to help you.
- OK.
Come here.
Uh, listen...
I want to show you something
that's gonna make
both our lives better.
How's that sound?
- You made me a robot?
- Not quite.
Dimitri, it's time.
Da.
All right, look, Chaz,
I just need you to sit in here
and be still, all right?
It's completely safe.
I designed it myself.
Trust me.
I'm your father!
You'll be the first child
who will be able to
communicate with babies!
You'll know baby language.
Our lives will be
completely changed after this.
Some father you are!
We are about to make history!
You say that at all
your demonstrations.
Yeah, I know.
OK, Son!
Initiating uplink
to maternity ward.
Connecting to baby subject.
I can't believe
you'd do this to your own son!
I'd make a better father
than you!
How can you test a machine on me
that doesn't even work?
I hate this machine!
I hate it! I hate it!
Malfunction. Malfunction.
No! Chaz!
You care more
about work than me!
That's not true!
I am pulling the plug
on this program!
When I'm finished with you,
you'll be lucky if you get
a job flipping burgers!
Hickory, dickory, dare,
the pigs flew up in the air!
Hickory, dickory, dare,
the kids flew up in the air!
Hickory, dickory, dare,
the pigs flew up in the air!
Hickory, dickory, dare...
Oh, Dad, I got so scared!
Almost pooped my pants!
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