Ouija Seance: The Final Game

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(DEVICE CLICKS AND WHIRS)

(ELECTRONIC TONES)

(MID TEMPO ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

(WATER TRICKLES)

(BELL RINGS)

(MOVES INTO DRAMATIC

ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

(BIRDS CHIRP)

(GIRL GIGGLES)

(EERIE MUSIC)

(ENGINE HISSES)

(TRAFFIC HUMS)

(BIKE BELL DINGS)

(PEOPLE CHATTER IN

FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(DOOR CLICKS)

(KEYS JINGLE)

Barbara.

Bar?

Bar?

(SARAH KNOCKS)

(DOOR CREAKS)

(MUFFLED POP MUSIC)

- Boo!

- Oh my god!

You scared me!

You know you can't interrupt me

in the middle of

my Zumba session,

it fucks up my karma.

Zumba session?

Is your karma already

tired of pilates?

Anyway, I knocked

and I called for you.

I didn't wanna

interrupt anything.

Oh yeah no, that's

there from last night.

Mm-hm.

So, which one

for the pool party?

Oh, so excited!

We already know

you'll bring both.

Mm, it's gonna be

the best party ever.

Yeah, yeah, best party ever.

Yes, and everyone's

gonna be there.

Guillame likes this one,

but I think I've worn

it too many times.

Well, you do look

beautiful in it.

Oh, thanks, Pickle.

I'm gonna miss you.

Can't you stay and

do another semester

of art restoration or something?

I can't.

The program is almost over.

But I'll miss you, too.

(SARAH SPEAKS IN

FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(WOMEN GIGGLE)

(OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

(PHONE BUZZES)

Hello?

Good evening, Miss Williams.

I'm Mr. Marafa,

the lawyer in charge for the

electric company, you remember?

Yes, how can I help you?

Did you get all the documents?

Actually, don't think so.

We noticed that we don't have

the (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN

LANGUAGE) of the house.

I'm sorry, I don't follow.

I thought everything was in

order, I don't understand.

[MR. MARAFA] Do you have

the documents near to you?

[SARAH] Yes, I have

them here with me.

[MR. MARAFA] Do

you see a paper

named (SPEAKS IN

FOREIGN LANGUAGE)?

[SARAH] Yes, here it is.

What's wrong with it?

Nothing's wrong with

it, but I should have it.

The (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN

LANGUAGE) is not valid

for the official signing.

You know, Italian bureaucracy.

I understand, um, but I've

been really busy at school,

plus, I didn't think my

presence was necessary,

and I'm about to leave

for the weekend, so...

Unfortunately,

miss, I must ask you

to bring us the original paper.

They only thing I

could do for you

is send my assistant

to take the documents

directly to the house.

Hey come on, there

has to be another way.

I really can't, please.

I wish you a

good weekend, miss.

Sir?

(PHONE BEEPS)

F***.

I can't believe

this is happening.

That f***ing lawyer, seriously.

I'm so sorry to drag

you god knows where,

this wasn't the plan.

Come on, sweetheart,

we're still on time.

Marion's party's gonna

last all weekend,

so a couple hours more or less,

it doesn't change anything.

I guess.

And Guillame, isn't he mad

about the change in plans?

Mm, a little bit.

And?

Well, I had to promise

to give him a blow job.

Great, now I have a

blow job on my conscience.

Am I, or am I not the

bestest friend ever?

You are.

Even though I forgot

to tell you something?

Tell me what?

Guess who asked

for a ride with us?

I'm not in the

mood for guessing.

Rico.

Why Rico?

Well, Maryann invited

him to the party,

so he asked us for a ride.

Come on, please.

(CAR HORN HONKS)

Well, you're gonna

have to put up with him

for a few hours at least.

You're going to be sitting

next to him while you drive.

Phone, keys, what else?

I'm sure I've got

everything and more, let's go.

Wee, okay, let's go! (GIGGLES)

Eh?

How long are you

planning on staying?

It's just the bare

essentials, sweetheart.

You say you like

Who's car is this?

It's a tight

squeeze, isn't it?

It's a rental.

If you want, I can drive.

No, thanks.

I'm good.

If you change

your mind, just ask.

Hey, guys back there,

remember that you're not alone.

Remember, our trip is way

longer than it has to be

because of you.

This way, I'll let

you drive my car.

Besides, I have to keep

myself occupied somehow.

(BARBARA GIGGLES)

Can you feel it now

It's the sparkle

you've been waiting for

It felt so long

can you hear me now

A thousand whispers

you've been waiting for

It is happening now

Oh

It is happening now

(CAR BEEPS)

It is happening now

(GUILLAME GROANS)

(BIRDS CHIRP)

It is happening now

(GENTLE ACOUSTIC MUSIC)

We haven't seen

each other in a while.

What have you been up to?

Nothing special,

just busy with school.

It's almost done, yeah?

Yep, in less than two weeks.

And then what?

Back home, at

least for a while.

You haven't thought

about staying in Italy?

I mean, where's better than

here for art restoration?

I don't know.

It's just not the plan.

I see.

But don't you have a house here?

Where we're going to now?

Well, technically it's

mine until Monday morning.

I have sold it to

Electric Company.

They're gonna demolish

it to create a new line

or something like that.

Cool.

So you're rich now.

Wait, hold on.

What are you gonna buy us?

[BARBARA] Come on,

get in, we're late.

Aren't you attached to it?

My parents sold my

grandfather's beach house,

I cried for weeks.

I was eight years

old, but still.

(DOOR THUDS)

No, I've never been there,

and I never knew my

grandmother left it to me,

so no, I'm not attached.

If I had my way, we wouldn't

even be going there right now.

Bet my grandmother

won't leave me sh*t.

Last time I saw her she was

so drunk on vodka martinis

she couldn't even recognize me.

(RICO AND GUILLAME GIGGLE)

She didn't leave it to me.

I didn't even know I had

a maternal grandmother.

But obviously she didn't have

any other living relatives,

so I inherited it.

What about your mom?

My mother's dead.

(EERIE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

23 years ago, today.

(ENGINE RUMBLES)

(BIRDS CHIRP)

(MOVES INTO DRAMATIC

ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

Your grandmother

liked her privacy.

Haven't seen a

house in 40 minutes.

It shouldn't be much longer,

we left the main road

about 10 kilometers ago.

[BARBARA] How far

is 10 kilometers?

[GUILLAME] Well, don't

worry your pretty little head.

It's about six or seven miles.

It seems longer

because of the curves.

(PHONE BUZZES)

Oh finally, I'd lost hope.

She's gonna ask where we are.

Hey, Maryann, yeah we're

coming, just a couple of hours.

Hello?

Can you hear me?

I have no line, babe.

Yeah, me neither.

I lost it miles ago.

[BARBARA] What?

No, I don't believe

it, what happened?

Why, what's going on?

Oh sh*t.

What?

Maryann's party's canceled.

Her parents came back

early from San Tropez.

Sh*t, you can never

trust that b*tch.

Did you say...

(TREE TUMBLES)

Oh sh*t!

(SARAH SCREAMS)

(ENGINE REVS)

[BARBARA] Oh!

Oh my god.

I'm so sorry, okay?

It just came out of

nowhere, I didn't see it.

It's okay.

It's okay, calm down,

it's not your fault.

It's over, we're all

right, aren't we?

Yeah, just barely.

Maybe it's better if you just

call this a treasure hunt.

Look.

I think our

treasure hunt's over.

(EERIE ELECTRONIC TONES)

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