Our Brand Is Crisis
We'll start in, what, 30 seconds?
We good for 30? Thanks. Um...
- So, uh...
- Move your lav up
just a little bit for me,
if you could, please?
Move it up?
Where is it?
Oh, I got it.
- Is that better?
- Thank you.
Is... Is the sound for both of us good?
- It's good. Thank you.
- Okay.
Right, well, um, when you're ready,
shall we start?
Jane, good morning.
Good morning.
Since your early days
as a political strategist,
you've been known by a certain name,
Calamity Jane.
Yeah, I've, I've been called
a lot of names.
Did you ever work for
a politician you did not believe in?
Oh, sure. I could, I could convince
myself of anything if the price was right.
There is no coming
back from a shot like that.
She is on fire. I'll tell you,
her opponents are scrambling
to keep up with her momentum.
How important is honesty?
Well, truth is relative in politics.
The truth is what I tell
the electorate the truth is.
In politics, money does talk,
and it's about to do a lot more talking.
The U.S. Supreme Court now
has lifted limits
on campaign contributions,
ushering in a new era of
unfettered political spending.
When you began your career,
you must've had heroes, role models?
Who are my heroes?
Well, when I first started
in this business,
my heroes were politicians and leaders,
and then I met them.
Look, the bottom line
is they have created
an inherently corrupt system here.
We're talking about a woman
who is combative at heart.
She's, uh...
She's belligerent, she's entitled,
and when she doesn't get her way,
she makes noise.
She's a strategist
who can't be trusted.
I say give her a glass of wine,
and she might spill the truth for once.
You had some personal
missteps that became very public.
I mean, it's almost like car races.
No one watches a car race to see who wins.
They watch the car race to see who wrecks,
who goes up in flames.
...in the wake
of serious political scandals.
She resigned on Monday
after they, uh, filed a criminal complaint
accusing her of, get this,
violating election laws.
She's obviously
at the center of a firestorm
and huge controversy.
No longer idealistic?
You know, you need to be idealistic
to get into this thing,
to keep going, but...
You know, once that is gone,
there's... There's no getting that back.
You know?
No matter how hard you try. You can't.
You stepped away from
your professional and political success
winnable in this lifetime.
How did you get here?
What happened?
Where the hell are we, Nell?
Ready for a deer to jump out.
This makes no sense.
Who lives out here?
How long has she been out here?
I don't know. Six years, I guess.
Six years?
She hasn't run a campaign in six years?
You know she's lost
her last four elections.
And there's the haphephobia.
The what?
- Don't touch her.
- Oh.
She doesn't like to be touched.
Well, you said you wanted different.
- No, I said "unconventional," but...
- Oh.
I mean, this is a presidential campaign.
Ever heard of a disposable?
No, what's a disposable?
It's what the CIA call an agent
who's expendable and deniable.
She has no kids, no family, no life.
I've seen her take a dead horse
and bring in a landslide.
- Hmm.
- So, if she turns this thing around,
well, we did it together.
And if she messes it up,
that'll be Calamity Jane.
It's a presidential campaign
in South America, Jane.
Bolivia. Very interesting.
Uh, economy in real trouble,
fragile democracy.
It's challenging.
Our main opposition is Victor Rivera.
He's a deputy in
the lower house of Congress,
representing Potosi.
He's an opportunist. He's a populist,
and, well, he's... He's leading the field.
I like that hair.
Now, our candidate is Pedro Castillo.
Born in Bolivia, raised in America.
He was actually elected
president 15 years ago.
Privatized some industries,
and wasn't a popular move for him.
Mmm. So it was a gringo
stickin' it to the Indians.
- Right?
- Right.
- Moving on.
- How far are you behind?
Twenty-eight points.
Where you gonna find someone
to take on that sh*t basket?
- Hey, Jane.
- Yeah?
Did you make this?
- This, uh, arts and crafts kind of thing?
- Yeah.
Yep. It's a medicine bowl.
It's based on a Mohawk design.
This whole... This whole area
was, uh... Was Native territory.
Take one.
They have protective powers.
It's supposed to
ward off the evil spirits.
Most people use 'em for fruit.
That's, um...
Let me have the bowl.
Well, this is quite a setup.
I quit smoking, Nell. Can you believe it?
Ooh. Wow.
Haven't had a drink in three...
Three years.
- Oh.
- I sleep nights.
Some days, I can almost
look myself in the eye.
You're happy?
Oh, I'm better than happy. I am calm.
You're a fighter, Jane.
Can you look me in the eye
and tell me you don't miss it?
Don't miss what?
Candidates who can't think
unless we think for them?
No, ma'am. No.
You know what it did to me,
Nell, that whole world.
- Oh, blah, blah, blah.
- It's not good for me. Okay.
Yeah, well, they're paying very well.
I'm sure they are.
I know you're struggling.
I mean, we're talking
Oh, well, I get altitude sickness.
- Oh, yeah? Well, you live on a mountain.
- Yeah.
No, ma'am. I live between mountains.
I know. I saw it.
Remember, I said he had good hair?
Mmm-hmm. Look behind the hair.
There's one detail that Ben
neglected to mention.
The opposition has hired
their own American.
Pat Candy.
God, you guys are amazing.
Amazing. Unbelievable.
What? Oh, come on.
He didn't beat you. You beat yourself.
And I'm giving you
another shot at the title.
Light the fire, honey.
You wanna go out? Go out.
But go out a winner.
Damn it, Nell.
Castillo is a self-made millionaire.
He's known as a conservative senator
and a voice for globalization.
Sure, there were some problems
the last time he was president,
but he is back with a new,
positive attitude.
Just keep that f***ing
hippopotamus away from me.
- No problem.
- Okay.
It's all about extremes in Bolivia.
It's the highest,
most isolated country in South America.
You know, you got a wealthy urban elite
who have been dominating
political and economic life for centuries,
but the vast majority of
the population are dirt poor.
Now, they've had decades
of militaryjuntas,
bloody coups, tanks on the street.
I mean, it's no joke down there.
During your presidency,
there was a lot of social unrest.
So if you could go back in time,
what would you change?
Is there something
wrong with her?
- You okay, Jane?
- Okay, so what is it?
What did... What did he do?
Try and think. Perhaps all the people
who died during the protests?
Yes, I... I don't know.
Aww!
Hola.
...close together.
I'm just trying to get off the damn plane.
Hi, thank you. Nice to see you.
Looking sharp, Buckley.
- Oh!
- You okay?
Honey, honey, honey. Easy, easy.
Probably the altitude sickness.
We're so high up here,
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