Ozark Sharks

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( music playing )

Don't blow your hands off.

You're going to

need them later.

Ooh!

Oh, dude!

Did you see that?

All right.

Pyrotechnics are over.

Let's swim.

Last one in

takes their top off.

Don't you dare!

- Will you get me a beer?

- I'd love to.

You're so...

Hey, Dawn,

got something for you.

Listen, Wyatt,

I already told you.

I am not interested

in your something.

- What is this?

- Light it.

So cool.

Sadie, look at this.

Sadie?

Sadie? Sadie?

Where did she go?

Sadie?

Wyatt?

( shouting )

Wyatt!

Whoa! Whoa!

Get out of the water!

Faster! Hurry!

Okay, um...

We leave in five minutes.

Okay.

We've got a really

long drive ahead of us,

and I would like to

be there in time for lunch.

This should be

the last of it.

Dad:
Good.

Not sure how much more

we can fit.

We can strap Harrison

to the roof.

Yeah, or Molly

could just stay back

and water the plants.

Can I?

Dad:

No. You're coming.

Is there a body

in here?

Mom:

Not yet.

You got any threes?

Go fish.

Come on!

Do you have any, uh...

...fours?

Are you kidding me?

You're killing me.

This is ridiculous.

Okay, Grandma, new plan.

Let's ditch these losers.

Forget camping.

You and I,

we're going to Vegas.

Let's make some money.

Let's have some real fun.

How about that?

- Got it.

- Cool.

Harrison:

What?

Oh, come on!

Are you--

Cheaters never

prosper, Molly.

Tell that to Grandma.

Time to go.

Who's ready

for Lake Drover?

Yay!

Woo!

Yay.

That's the spirit!

Let's roll!

Go.

( music playing )

Oh, sunshine

You light up my day

And I need to know,

I need to know

Before this all

fades away

Oh, because

I'm feeling bored,

I'm feeling gold

So, darling,

what's your name?

( chattering )

Did you see what Becky

was wearing the other day?

It was an assault

to the eyes.

It's like she has

zero consideration

for those of us

that have to

look at her all day.

Some people are so oblivious

to the feelings of others.

God, I know.

Uh...

Say cheese.

Cheese, b*tch.

Oh, and don't post

that anywhere.

My boss thinks I'm home

with the bird flu.

Oh, my God.

Amanda, I look hideous.

How could you not warn me

about all these flyaways?

This water is ruining

my composition.

- ( Amanda gasps )

- ( splash )

Amanda?

Amanda? Amanda?

Oh!

Let's stretch

our legs, everyone.

You having fun yet?

Yeah, sure.

This spot is very special

to your Grandma.

She used to come here

every summer as a little girl.

Did you know that?

No.

But I'm beginning

to see the appeal.

Pull it together, son.

Let's go get

the cabin keys.

What kind of trouble

are you two getting into?

Hey, Molls, you know,

you can at least pretend

like you're having

a good time.

I could, but who would

I be fooling, really?

Oh, come on.

It's not all that bad.

We got good weather.

We got free food.

Mom's doing my laundry.

It's great.

Wow, you're such

a good son.

Thanks for noticing,

Molls.

Hey, beautiful.

How you doing?

You feel okay

from the trip?

Being here brings back

a lot of nice memories.

Yeah?

Well, I'm happy

to share it with you.

You want to go talk

to those pretty girls,

don't you?

Yes, more than anything.

Do you mind?

- Go ahead.

- Thank you.

Oh, Harrison?

What?

Hair?

There you go.

Paddles for the canoe

are under the bunk bed.

We've had trouble

with the pipes,

so if you have problems,

give me a holler.

Thank you, mister...

- Jones.

- Mr. Jones.

Just Jones.

What's the best number

to reach you?

Don't have one.

Well, how do we holler?

Hey, Jones!

I need some tidbits.

You got any five eyes?

Sure do, tiger.

Got it.

Back here somewhere.

Expecting a call?

No.

It's a weekend, Molly.

A long weekend.

You can live three days

without him.

Everyone set?

( chattering )

- Let's go, Harrison!

- Okay.

( chattering )

- Cool.

- Let's go, Harrison!

Okay! All right,

I'll see you later.

Bye.

What?

Let's go!

- I'm working here.

- I see that.

You got it?

Mom:

Harrison, will you come

grab some bags?

Harrison:

Yep. Yeah, hand me

the heavy ones.

Last stop, princess.

I thought we were

only here for a few days.

Looks like

we're moving in.

Mom:

Your dad might

have brought

the whole

sporting goods store

along for the trip.

I'll be back to

help you out, hon.

Mom:

Okay. Sounds good.

Come here.

Now that is a view.

Molly:

It's a lake.

It's a beautiful lake.

Check it out.

Check it out?

Yeah, take it in.

Enjoy nature's splendor.

Harrison!

Don't be a lagger!

Harrison:

Coming!

Hey. Hello!

You going to help us?

Can't.

Why?

I'm enjoying

nature's splendor.

Okay.

You know she dies

in the end?

What are you doing here?

I took a bus.

I wanted to surprise you.

I can't believe

you're here.

I know, right?

Mom:

Ahem.

Oh, hey, Mrs. K.

Hello, Curtis.

He followed me home.

Can I keep him?

I suppose.

Don't worry.

We'll keep it totally PG.

We have a house guest.

And I thought we could

head out in the canoe,

just the two of us,

like we used to

when you were

a little girl.

Why don't we go out

just the two of us, Rick?

You know,

we can let the kids

go do their own thing.

You know, it might be nice

to have a little time alone.

Come here.

- Dude.

- Hey!

What are you

doing here, man?

- Harrison!

- What's up, man?

What a good surprise.

It's going to be

such a good weekend now.

What are you doing here?

Seems like he couldn't

stay away from your sister.

That's awesome.

Cool.

Great.

All right, Grandma,

It's going to be me

and you this weekend.

Ready to party?

Mom, why don't you

take the kids into town

and show them the sights?

Or find some great spot

on the water?

I know just the place.

I'll go change.

Hey, beautiful.

You're looking good.

You ready to have fun?

All right,

so who's hungry?

All right,

it's unanimous.

So we're definitely

going to go sneak off

and make out, right?

- Absolutely.

- Sweet.

Grandma,

you need any help

carrying anything?

No, no. I got it.

All right.

You guys grab food.

We'll go stake out

a spot on the water.

Okay.

Hey, did you want

anything special?

A popsicle.

Cherry.

Oh, living dangerous.

Like it!

Howdy.

What was that?

I'm being friendly

with the local people.

It's the Ozarks.

It's not the wild west.

People in the Ozarks

know what howdy means.

Dude! Ozarks.

What can I get you fine

young gentlemen today?

Um, let's do--

let's do four hotdogs.

Coming right up.

So how you been, dude?

What you been up to, man?

We got to hang out

more often, man.

I know.

I've been busy.

What's there

to do around here?

What's the plan?

What's up? Talk to me.

Hiking, fishing,

more hiking--

outdoorsy stuff.

Right, so that's a list

of really boring activities.

Don't want to do that.

Oh, you know what?

I did meet some beautiful

girls earlier in bikinis,

and they invited us to

a fireworks festival.

Okay. All right.

I'll ask Molly--

your sister,

my girlfriend.

I don't know if

you remember.

I'll see if

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