Paavada Page #5

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Just go and sleep did you hear?

Sir, better not to act smart, a cook is

locked up here for creating trouble

Once you end up

here, you are just finished

M'! gem!

Did it hurt?

Get lost man - Yeah gone!

When the 'tiger'

comes he'll inject you

Yeah next person

What is your name?

What? - What is your name?

Professor Babu Joseph

Slowly will get cured, when I came

I've told I'm Lal Bahadur Shasthri!

What's up Joy?

Whom are you injecting today?

No one today

Hey man, hey man

please set me free

Just say this, the plantain tree

without shoot, then I'll open

It is 'Pappad'

'Pappad', go man, I'll open it!

Hey man,just open it

Hey man, didn't I say 'Pappad'?

Keep quite man

Don't create a bad

name for drunkards, okay

Sir, it is 'Urine' treatment, earlier one

Prime Minister used to do like this

I'm also in need

of some 'Urine' treatment

That is how can I sir?

Hey fellow, Christ

turned water to wine -

- how can you

turn 'urine' to 'alcohol'?

That is a superb technique,

since it is sir, I'll show you, okay

Just fasten this like this, as and

when required the 'thing' is ready

Actually what is your profession?

Sir, there is no job in particular -

- knows driving, wielding,

plum ping, cooking

Taps the rubber, cleans the pond,

milks cow, sells black ticket

But because of this

drinking, can't stay in one field

Sir, I'm not the

'Jacky' that is my tutor

Who is that?

Sagar Eliyas Jacky

I'm becoming shy

Hey man Jacky

My dear 'Pam bu' Joy (Snake Joy)

That is me

What is going on there? You will

make me to take the syringe

No need of injection

Fellow, what is today's food?

Shall I say it?

Good toddy and Rabbit meat

Hey fellow, just open this

and free me

if you can render a speech in

English, I'll open it - Go man!

No doubt why he is looked up,

my god! - Get lost man, get lost

You won't come up in life, fellow

Son, Joyjust pour one more

So far no one has

called me son Joy!

Babu sir, I feel like crying

Me too

What is that for'?

Its not that..

When everyone calls me sir

I feel like within their mind, they are

changing 'one word' and calling!

But when you call me

Babu sir, there is a different feel

Come on drink sir!

Son! - Tell sir

Why don't we escape from here?

And then?

We'll go home

While going, there should be

someone to wait, that is called a home

So in that sense

I don't have a home

Are you..Coming along with me?

MW W:

Hey fellow, where are

you hiding all this?

At the central jail in Kannur, people

keep fridge and computer inside the ass!

Sir, then a mobile

phone is simple, no?

'Addiction centre of Sanjeevani'!

Hey watch man, watch man!

Yeah, what is it?

Coming from cable's office

came to repair the setter box

Open it fast

Are you getting cold? My god help!

Hey fellow stop there!

Someone help me

Stop there

My goodness, this guy is coming

to kill me - Stop there I say

Someone kill him by beating, my

goodness climbing on the post

Hey fellow! Come down

You get lost man!

Fellow, telling you to get down

You get lost, you dog! I'm

mad, I'll catch on this cable

Hey fellow, get down

You get lost

My God! Father come running

'Velakoothi Rajan' has

started his job (Lamp extinguisher)

Father, come running

Father!

What is it man?

One mad man has climbed on the post,

he is about to catch the electric wire!

Come running - Climbed on the

post and catching the wire

On that day the kick you gave

on the chair, do it on this lock

Come on sir do it

Hey fellow, who are you? Get down

I'm Injamin Hakk, I'm mad

man, I'll hold on this wire

Hey fellow, get down

Hey fellow get down decently

I lack decency

You go and file a case

Sir, got the vehicle's key

What happened?

Sir, you may go

I'll come

Where are you going?

Now if there is any

problem don't wait for me

Sir, you escape okay

Is it this one?

No need to render a

speech in English okay -

- I've open the back door you

escape through that way

Hey fellow, get down

what is that you want?

Father can you sing a lullaby for me?

Luflaby?

Father I sing lullaby very well

I'll whack you go and get a ladder

Come down I say!

Father he is escaping with a car

Catch the car, lock the gate man

Bye, bye!

You stupid father, did you see

my kids escaping with the car?

Hey fools, lock the

gate go and catch

Babu sir!

I've come!

Son, Joy just pop in!

Okay take the car fast

Stop there, stop I say!

If you follow us,

will whack you inside out!

Hi five!

Babu sir, why don't we go

for a 'urine treatment'?

Come on son Joy,

you may just pour it

Over here give one

omelette and two Dosha

Come on take it fast

Brother, which is this

Babu sir's house?

Which Babu sir'?

That is.. This Babu Joseph

For few years back he

was a tutor in a college

Has got some 'drinking habits'

So, its 'Pavaada's' house, isn't it?

No man, its your grandfather's

My goodness, sir were you inside?

Just go straight the

vehicle knows the route!

Sir over here when asking the route -

- all are saying the topic

of 'pavaada' (skirt) and blouse

Do you know what the problem is?

By evening all gets drunk out here

No one has got a clear mind

Just go straight the

vehicle knows the way

Straight isn't it?

Yeah!

MW W:

Hey fellow, fellow, who are you?

I'm 'Pambu' (snake)

Understood on seeing it

From where did you get this vehicle?

This vehicle is..

From where did you get this vehicle?

Hey you, you cheat!

The 'vaal'(sword) isn't my

weapon of agitation

The 'vaal' (the puke)

Where did he go?

So, haven't you left so far?

Nope

Just go out from here now -As long

as Babu sir says, I'm not going anywhere

It is not enough that

you decide it yourself

What is this? - In our native

its called 'chicken curry'

I don't know what is called, out here

I'm asking from where it has come?

In the morning I saw it standing in

the compound, threw a stone

Plucked off all the feathers nicely

After that it was taken to fire-heath

My God!

What has happened to God?

Son Babu, he is making a dish

out of that Lalechan's chicken

Isn't it? That is fine

Anyway it won't sh*t

again on the floor

By the way are you planning to

lodge him here permanently?

Yeah! - Then we both can't

remain here together

Even othenlvise I was planning

to dismiss you - What?

More brutal than that Brutus, you

and that Suresh took me for a ride!

You won't know the value

of eyes, when there is eyes

I will go as I like, I said I'll go as I like

Hey fellow, take some curry

One minute there is one

more thing to be done

Just rocked!

What is all this? Should cook beef

Is there any other meat

to challenge the beef?

Sir, should invent a new one

Do you know why?

I'm mad on beef

But Pillaichan won't buy it

saying cholesterol is high for me

Now as the Pillaichan has left,

you don't have to worry on that

Yeah, Pillaichan has left,

just move back let me serve it

If I know to make the

dish, I know how to serve it

You go and mind your business

Don't touch my body and play

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