Paddington 2 Page #9

- Then...

- You're a free bear.

- How long have I been asleep?

- JONATHAN:
Three days.

Three days! But that means...

It's Aunt Lucy's birthday.

And I never sent her anything.

It's all right, Paddington.

But it isn't all right,

Mrs. Brown.

You see, Aunt Lucy did so

much for me when I was a cub.

Without her I'd never

have come to London.

And I suppose

all I ever really wanted

was to make her proud.

But now she's going to wake up

on her birthday

with no present

and think

I've let her down completely.

Oh, you great goose,

she won't think that at all.

Won't she?

Come with us.

- Here he is!

- (ALL APPLAUDING)

- What are you all doing here?

- We wanted to say thank you.

PADDINGTON:
Thank you?

For everything

you've done for us.

(ALL AGREEING)

If it wasn't for you,

we'd never have met.

You helped me pass my exam.

I would be permanently locked

out of my house.

(ALL LAUGHING)

I'd say you've rather a lot

to be proud of.

GRUBER:
And when we heard

that the police wanted

the popping book

for evidence,

we thought we'd find

Aunt Lucy another present.

DR. JAFRI:
So we all

clubbed together.

I pulled in a few favors

from my old Air Force chums.

And we think

she's going to love it.

But... what is it?

You wanted to get that book

so Aunt Lucy could see London,

didn't you?

It was always her dream.

Well, we thought,

why look at London in a book

when she could see

the real thing?

- (DOORBELL RINGS)

- (GASPS)

Why don't you go

and answer that?

(GASPS)

Oh...

Paddington.

Happy birthday, Aunt Lucy.

MAN:

Shake, shake, shake, Senora

Shake your body line

Shake, shake, shake, Senora

Shake it all the time

Work, work, work, Senora

Work your body line

Shake, shake, shake, Senora

Shake it all the time

My girlfriend name is Senora

I tell you friends,

I adore her

And when she dances,

oh brother

She is a hurricane

in all kind of weather

Jump in the line

Shake your body

and jump in the line

Jump in the line

Shake your body

and jump in the line

Shake, shake, shake, Senora

Shake your body line

Shake, shake, shake, Senora

Shake it all the time

You can talk about cha cha

Tango, waltz or the rumba

Senora's dance has no title

Jump in the saddle,

hold on to the bridle

Jump in the line

Shake your body

and jump in the line

Jump in the line

Shake your body

and jump in the line

Phoenix Buchanan,

you have proved yourself

to be a heinous criminal

and a disgrace to the noble

profession of acting.

- (SOBS LOUDLY)

- I sentence you to ten years,

and I suggest that you use

your time behind bars wisely.

I shall.

Listen to the rain

on the roof go

Pit pitty pat, pit pitty pat

Pitty

Sit kitty cat

We won't get home for hours

Relax and listen to the rain

on the roof go

Plunk planka plink,

plunk planka plink

Planka

Let's have a drink

And shelter from the showers

Rain, rain, don't go away

Fill up the sky

Rain through the night

We'll stay cozy and dry

Listen to the rain

on the roof go

Pit pitty pat, plunka plink

Plank

Pity that it's

not a hurricane

Listen plink

to the lovely rain

(ALL CHEERING)

Thank you. Thank you.

Well, it seems I didn't need

the West End

after all. Just

- a captive audience.

- (CHEERING CONTINUES)

What am I like?

Guards, lock me up!

Oh, wait, you have.

(CHUCKLES)

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