Palwolui Christmas Page #2

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A quick one in that little bar!

Hey, you're already drunk.

Remember what you said...

...just before we turned thirty?

- Who, me?|- Yes.

Don't remember.

No?

What's with you tonight?

"Drink till we die!"

Jung-won, where are you going?

Hey, man!

Man, what's wrong with you?

Something's bugging you, right?

That's why you want to get drunk?

Lay off!

Tell me what's wrong.

Sh*t, why can't I pee?

I was really bursting just now.

What's the matter?

I'm going to die soon.

What? That's crap!

You just want another drink!

Okay, okay.

- Really?|- Come on!

- Really?|- Really, of course.

"Drink till we die!"

Finally, I joked about the truth.

But I wondered how many days.

I had left...

...to hang out with him, drinking...

...and laughing like we always used to.

Where did this happen?

In front of the phone booth.

- Why?|- He started it because I was using the phone.

- So you didn't do anything to him?|- No.

Please wait over there.

I'm the chauffeur|for the Democratic Party.

That party's over! Wait over there!

He kicked me...

What happened was...

All right, all of you wait over there!

- You look like sh*t!|- F*** you!

Shut up!

All of you, shut up!

Why the bloody hell should I shut up?

Why the f*** should I shut up?

Jung-won! Calm down!

Calm down! Jung-won, calm down!

Why should I shut up?

Hello?

Oh, Chul-goo.

Police box? I don't remember...

Yes, that little bar...

Did I really?

And the girl traffic cop?

No, I'll be fine. I'll call you later.

Concord, licence number 2587...

...please remove your vehicle!

Excell, licence number 8731...

...remove your vehicle.

This is a no-parking zone!

What are you doing?

What...are...you...doing?

May I come in?

May...I...come...in?

OK.

Why are you smiling at me?

What did you do before you|became a traffic cop?

I just hung around at home.

How come you never married?

Marry?|I guess I was too busy.

It's hot.

I see.

You like your job? Isn't it hard?

So so.

How is your life?

You know, nothing special.

I got paid today!

So you're going to treat me?

Maybe... Depends on you.

Da-rim, let's see now...

Why don't you moisten our lips?

Just a bit more...

Good!

Just a moment.

Madam, you prefer to keep...

...your glasses on or to take them off?

Yes, your glasses...|Which do you prefer?

- My glasses?|- Yes.

Take them off?

Let me see... as you prefer.

My son bought them for me...

...so I'd rather keep them on.

Everybody ready?

Big smiles, please.

Smile when I count...

One, two...

Yes!

Perfect!

Thank you!

Mother, since we're here...

...why not have your portrait taken?

Maybe later...

No, please let's do it now.

Go ahead.

Just a moment.

What a surprise!

Da-rim!

What are you doing here?

Getting my scooter repaired.

Great, can I share your umbrella?

For free?

How can I repay you?

I could come by later and...

...you could buy me a drink.

- It's a deal!|- Promise?

What time?

Madam!

The photo isn't ready yet...

- The one we took this afternoon...|- Yes, yes.

You want to take another?

Can I?

Of course you can.

And you won't charge me?

Absolutely not, ma'am!

Thank you, young man.

- This way please.|- Over there?

I'm ready, Madam.

If you'll come this way...

This has to look good.

May I ask why?

It'll be my memorial portrait.

Don't worry, ma'am. I'll do my best.

You must have been very|charming when you were young.

You really think so?

I think we're ready now.

Would you mind taking off your glasses?

You look much better without them!

So... look at me.

A little to the right.

Now, would you smile a bit?

Good.

A little to the right, and smile...

One, two...

Just a moment...

I'll do one more.

Were you upset that I didn't come?

Why didn't you?

Just didn't feel like it.

I have to go to work... Bye!

Did Chul-goo call you?

He said he'd never see me again|if I didn't come.

I was going to call you too...

Yeah, it's been too long.

Is the food ready yet?

Coming!

Fussy, as ever...|Coming up!

I win!

Have some first...

What the f***!

Screw You! I'm on a winning streak!

- Try them!|- Not now!

Such an ass since primary school!

Try the potatoes!

F*** the potatoes!

Messed up again?

Such a jerk...

Let's take one more, okay?

Jung-won!

Yes, Father...

Can you put this tape on for me?

Did you rent it?

It's From Here to Eternity.

I saw this with your mother.

Dad, try to do it yourself this time.

I'll show you.

Put the tape in...

...it starts running automatically.

Turn on the TV...

Press this 'TV' button, and then...

...select Channel 4.

Please try it for yourself.

No, Father!

First turn the power on, then press 'TV'...

...then select Channel 4...

Switch it on...

No, Father!

Power on, press 'TV'...

...then select Channel 4!

Isn't this video?

No! Power on, press 'TV'...

...and then set it to '4'!

Try again.

Press!

"1:
Put the tape in the machine,|turn the power on."

" 2:
Press..."

Hello!

All right?

You have a bout coming up?

What pose would you like?

I don't think you should smile...

One, two...

Good evening.

You're wearing make-up!

Yes.

You look nice, really pretty!

Can I get you some coffee?

Ah! Ice cream!

Where are you going?

Da-rim, how do you spend your weekends?

Reading...lounging around...

How about you?

Me?

Mostly sleeping!

All day?

No. I do some laundry, and ironing...

...then have another nap.

My friend works every Sunday.

What does she do?

Didn't I tell you?

She works in Seoul Land Amusement Park.

She's promised me free tickets...

And...?

That's all.

I want to go there sometime...

...but I always seem to be too busy.

Feeling better? Got over the dizziness?

Drink.

Call that running?

Da-rim! Let me catch up!

Out already!

Men are so quick in the bath!

Want one?

Mandarin oranges?

You bought only one?

Or two?

Where are you going?

To buy some more!

This is the true story from the...

...time I did military service.

I was on duty here with my junior...

...and there was this terrible smell.

I asked him if he'd farted...

...and he denied it.

He even suggested that I farted...

...and tried to blame me!

We squabbled about it...

...until we got back to barracks.

I was about to go to sleep, and...

And what?

I was about to drop off, and...

He swore it wasn't him...

...and I knew it wasn't me.

Later we found out that a boy...

...killed himself on that very spot...

...because his girlfriend died.

And that boy was always farting!

- Funny!|- Funny?

A bit scary, though.

I won't dare to walk alone here again!

Aren't you afraid of ghosts?

You smelled a ghost fart!

Sometimes I am, sometimes I'm not.

People die and become ghosts.

It's natural! Maybe you and I...

I suppose it makes sense.

Are you sure that ghost fart?

Maybe, maybe not...

Strange...

"How to operate the DP machine?"

Is the rent very high here?

Not that high.

Planning to move out?

I can't afford to!

I'm tired...let's go to sleep.

I'll tell you a ghost story.

No way! I hate scary stories!

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