Pancharangi Page #7

college I yelled at..

...it is such a wonderful course.

If I somehow manage to go to

college for six months more..

...and appear for the exams

taking my exam hall ticket

...l will become a M.A philosopher.

To hell with me.

What about history subject?

Of course, I did

have history subject.

History is a suitable

subject for guys like me.

My history is great.

But future is ruined.

Why should I talk so much with you?

I don't know. I was going

to pluck tender coconuts.

But, you'd blocked my way.

Whatever I told you about

Latha don't tell anyone.

There is so much

difference between you and me.

During childhood, Latha

and I used to sit on..

...this tree and watch the sea.

That's Latha's

tree and this is mine.

There were two more trees,

but they've cut down.

One was father's and

the other was mother's.

Your family has

brought down all the trees,

don't you think it is unfair?

One feels so happy

watching the sea sitting on..

The corner of the tree.

Point to be noted.

There's happiness at the

corner of the coconut tree.

There's an island right there.

When I was young, my parents

went there for a funfair..

But never returned.

Feel like they will return someday.

Time for some emotions.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Move aside. Please.

So, you're alive?

I came running

thinking you were dead.

You should feel happy

when someone is dying.

Not go running and save them.

Move aside.

Watch what you want.

What happened? Who is he?

Seems like he wants

to commit suicide.

But why? He looks so handsome.

It's gone. It's reduced.

Something got reduced.

What?

- I don't know.

Sir, should we help come

out or drop more mud on you?

Come here. - Okay.

Tell me.

- Touch my head.

What if I get electrocuted?

- Touch it.

Not there, on the top.

Towards the right.

Yes, right there.

I've been suffering from

headache for the six years.

Should I massage? - I'd been to

Himalayas in search of medication.

I met a sage who advised me..

...to bury myself inside at the

seashore and watch the waves..

But which the pain will subside.

Whenever I come to the beach,

I bury myself inside the sand.

Next time, bury

yourself upside down..

The pain in the leg will subside.

As no one is around

- No one is around?

I stripped my clothes and

buried myself inside the sand.

But you interrupted.

I want to come out.

You two can stay

here if you want to.

Come on.

Do we deserve this? Insane?

There was a king in a village.

I'm waiting or a reply.

- Tell me.

I didn't look at him.

There was a king in a village.

Okay.

- And the king is no more.

Okay.

I too lived during his times.

I too was infamous.

But now, I lost everything.

I lost everything.

Why did you meet me?

- We didn't meet you.

Alright. Why did I meet you?

- To blabber.

Who are you two? I mean,

friends, lover?

How are you two

related to each other?

We met recently. We

are friends right now.

And will turn into

enemies in sometime.

When a guy and girl

meet for the first time..

They will have

hatred for each other.

But people call that

hatred as love. - You're right.

You said you're not

lovers and that's good.

Remain enemies forever,

life will be good.

I will never fall in love.

My useless brother has come to

meet the bride to her house.

Tell him this story,

it will help him.

Aunt had told me to

prepare pudding. But I'm here.

Why pudding?

People offer sweets and snacks..

...when the groom

comes to see the bride.

Snacks served in paper

plates with white plastic spoon.

We don't serve snacks.

We serve semolina.

Will it be white or

yellow in color?

Yellow. So what?

Disgusting. They add mustard in it.

You have tea cup and

saucer in your house, don't you?

The cups and saucers which

are kept in the showcase..

...beside grandma's and

grandpa's portrait, right?

You're right.

The family doesn't use it

for themselves, but for guests.

My family doesn't do that.

You don't lie much.

Either the bride's

father or the groom's father..

...will be suffering from gastritis.

He must be suffering

during the rituals.

And my uncle will be waiting

for the inauspicious period.

Inauspicious period is really bad.

- You're right.

Go ahead.

My mother must be distributing

oblation to all. - You're right.

Put your hand forward.

You forget something.

You forgot the vermillion.

Ladies apply vermillion

to every living species..

Other than human beings.

That's a rule.

Your aunt must be

yelling at Latha for..

Not wearing the sari perfectly.

Am I right?

She's been fighting to wear

salwarflndian outfit) and not sari.

Please complete the ritual somehow.

I'm tired now.

Here they are.

Tell them to hurry up.

...Ms. Latha is coming

...with the coffee

cups through the smoke.

And she's accompanied by oldsters.

A housefly has committed in the

coffee which the bride serves.

Amazing.

And a while ago, her

aunt would've found..

...two ants dead in the same coffee.

The groom takes a looks at the

housefly instead of the bride.

And the bride looks at her

mother instead of the groom.

Amazing.

Your brother will drink

water instead of coffee.

That's his birth right.

Meanwhile, our dog Rama Ra

takes a look at the bride..

...with the slipper in it's mouth.

My father's back starts itching,

but he'll not be able to scratch.

Amazing.

- The bride walks inside.

The so called

groom holds the mobile.

Your parents' second

round of problems begins.

Semi finals, right?

Hello?

What does it mean?

It is a language

which means no sense.

The language of our parents.

- It can be anyone's.

No one will understand it.

No one understands the

language which elders speak.

Add even this too, it

will suit my father.

Okay.

- You both are insane.

You think you're perfect?

Sir, tell me. Whom do we

yell at? People or them?

Yell at everyone. Don't be partial.

There should be equality.

It is a beautiful chain. I want it.

What else do you have in your bag?

You're great. Chains,

bangles and anklets.

Neck, hands and legs.

Dots and foreheads.

Clips and hair.

Nose rings and noses.

Beauty parlors.

Beauty parlors. 24 years of age.

Marriage, delivery, motherhood.

Beating the child.

Applying lipstick

even at the age of 70.

Silk saris.

- Designs.

Matching blouses.

- TV shows.

Cookery shows.

- Aunt in the neighborhood.

Dinning table.

- Spoon stand.

Fixed deposits.

- Cooperative banks.

Onion Rs. 25 a kilo.

- Tomato Rs. 55 a kilo.

Sankranthi festival.

- Diwali festival.

Temples.

- Venerations.

Auspicious days.

- Lucky days.

Door of heaven.

- Washrooms in hell.

Blood pressure pills.

- Sugarless tea.

Phone calls.

- Hello. How are you?

How are you?

- I'm fine.

School students.

- School bags and lunch boxes.

My husband is a good man.

- Thigh pain at the age of 40.

Hip pain at the age of 30.

- Morning walks.

Evening parks.

- Sites.

Vitrified tiles.

- Expensive cars.

Small gates.

- Current bill.

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