Panchavarnathatha Page #5

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Yes. Tell me.

What if we make a parody song

with your name and the symbol?

Good.

- Thank you.

What a fresh idea!

Ready!

Who was the one who gave

computers to UP Schools?

Who was the one who laid

tiles for the waiting shed?

Who was the one who held an

eye treatment camp here?

Shall we go for a take?

- That would be great!

Sir, just be careful about

the rhythm a little.

It's okay"

But still...

I've been out of touch

for a long time now..

That's why!

- Let's see!

Take!

- Come on.

Sir, you have a call.

- Who is it?

Day PA!

Oh! Udayan PA!

I'm coming.

Both are the same.

Here.

Hello Udayetta" - Kalesh, an

elephant has gone berserk here.

Come here quickly.

Look how he's running!

Hey! We should make use of

this opportunity. - How?

We should spread the news that this

mad elephant came for his campaign.

Don't keep running around

& tame this elephant!

This one has 2 GB RAM

and a 64-bit processor.

And 16 GB internal memory..

- 10 megapixel front cam...

And a selfie stick

comes free with it.

Where have you reached?

That Jimmy is trying to blame

us for the elephant going mad.

How's that possible?

It's your symbol that

has gone berserk here.

Get here quickly.

Move!

Sir, why don't we just

call the fire force?

Should we go there?

- I must go there.

Drive fast, man!

In Andhra Pradesh,

an election was postponed because a

candidate was killed by an elephant.

Decrease the speed a bit, then.

Oh no!

Mom!

Get up, you!

What nonsense are you doing?

Get out'.

- Dam send me away, Check.

Please, Chechi..

- Leave him.

Let him stay there.

Elephants don't care about six packs!

No! No one has been injured yet.

Two people are stuck

atop the elephant.

Stop!

Can you run fast with these weights?

Drop it & run!

Throw those weights on

to that jockey fellow!

Sir, got the number of

the elephants owner.

Does he know to give

a sedation shot?

I don't know.

Try calling him.

The number you're trying to reach,

is currently switched off.

The call is not going through?

It's switched off.

'Don't come from behind, and kiss me'

There's a policy where the family gets 10

Lakhs if you're killed by an elephant.

Shall I explain?

It's better to get killed by that

elephant than to listen to this".

Oh Lord!

Save us!

The number you're trying to reach,

is currently switched off.

The elephant ran

into the temple.

We're searching for someone

to give a sedation shot.

We're safely staying away, sir.

I hope I get a good call first.

It's engaged.

Was he killed by the elephant?

Dear voters,

To enjoy the sight of giving a

sedation shot to the mad elephant...

that's out to destroy our town,

Kalesh, who uses his own

symbol to trample the townsmen...

Condemn his sweet talks!

Understand the love and affection

Advocate Jim my has towards this town.

Coconut tree is our symbol.

Jimmy is our coconut tree!

Superb arrival!

The people are all frightened.

We have to start action immediately.

Kalesh, the guy who

came is a Christian.

Let's play a game with that!

Now you drive fast!

It doesn't matter that I'm

the elephanfs owner.

If something happens to the

elephant, I won't even get bail.

I'll take care of all that.

He is a licensed

veterinarian doctor.

Only because his hand is broken,

we're asking you to do this.

Is it?

I can't give permission for

chemical restraint just like that.

We need a doctor who has

an insurance of 10 Lakhs,

or a policeman who has

undergone firing practice.

Here he is!

- No way!

If someone complaints that I did something

I don't know, it will be severe case.

These voter fools don't know all that!

Just do as I say"

- Not possible. I can't do it.

What happened to your hand?

- I went to pluck a mango.

Hold this.

Come on!

Don't be scared, Chetta.

They are coming!

Where are you going?

Madam (Elephanfs madness)

Matham (Religion)

That's the problem here.

Jimmy sir, why did you provoke that

poor elephant that was staying silent?

After creating all this ruckus,

you're trying to frame me for that?

In our constituency where 60%

of the voters are Hindus,

you chased an elephant

into the temple!

The devotees here won't allow someone from

another religion to enter the temple!

We're in trouble!

Kalesh, our leader!

What about me?

Don:
be scared, Chem.

Lead us with valour.

Kalesh, don't complicate things

by making false allegations.

What the hell are you looking at?

Get inside & shoot!

We won't let you

enter the temple.

Jimmy sir, our leader!

I want to pee!

Lead us with valour!

- Enough!

Stop it! Come on, stop it!

There's no point in shouting!

If a person from another

religion enters this temple,

Kalesh sir will get the votes of all

the Hindus of this constituency.

Kalesh, our leader!

Stop arguing over there and

come and save us, you leaders!

Stop it!

You want to know which

religion he belongs to, right?

For that, just remove his shirt.

We'll know then.

Sir, no!

- Remove it.

Take it off!

- Kalesh, leave him.

Remove your shirt & show him.

- I won't!

Don't humiliate me in front of people!

Remove it!

- No!

Kalesh, move.

I'll show you how it's done.

Don't do it!

- Don't take the law in your hands.

Don't remove it.

This is not a headphone string!

It's a Brahminical sacred thread!

He's the only son of Charthula Vikraman

Namboothiri of Planthula house.

His brother is in the air force.

It's a sacred thread!

Now, may I enter?

Jimmy sir, our leader!

Lakhs are behind you!

Send him in.

Jimmy sir, our leader!

Lakhs are behind you!

Move away.

Jimmy is our real leader!

- Move!

Shoot where it can't pluck

it off with its trunk.

I know!

I'm scared of injections!

Don:
be scared, Chem'.!

It's like 'A mole on

top of a hunchback'.

The old saying 'Fell sick during bad

times' is more suitable, right? - Yes.

Shut up!

Didn't you say that communalism has

a huge market? And to tap into it?

You haven't forgotten

about the bet, right mom?

What a question!

Will any mother forget

something about her son?

Them?

Both of them have placed bets

that I'll lose in the election.

Kalesh,

you know very well that we didn't

place bets for you to lose.

Your father was the MLA

here for 14 years.

And everyone here used

to like him a lot.

Didn't everyone say that you won because of

the sympathy wave of your father's death?

But it's not like that.

It's because of their

love for your father.

There's something I realized

while living with him;

the people of Kerala don't vote

based on religion or caste.

True!

Is he inside?

- Yes. - Come.

Are you all doing good?

- Yes. Come in.

All are here?

- Come in.

Don't you know them all?

This is Kalesh's wife, Chitra.

Do you sing?

- No.

You've grown fatter than how

you were during your wedding.

No. That's because

of this Churidar.

What do you want to think?

Tea er Mae'!?

Anything is fine.

This house, how many

square feet is it?

Only Naseer knows that.

Does he call from Dubai?

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