Panchavarnathatha Page #8

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stay at a corner of the house, right?

Suffer now!

She thinks she knows

everything in politics!

One kick I'll give you!

Maruthu"

- Tell me, sir..

This is house we're going

to stay in, hereafter.

Is it good?

- Very good.

Is he a Tamilian?

Didn't you understand when he gave so many

troubles to us, that he's a Malayali?

So many people came to your house & you

didn't even offer a glass of water"

What's your intention?

Chechi...

Do you remember the one sitting

in that vehicle behind?

Where is my phone?

Udayetta, where's my phone?

I'm going away somewhere.

My Phone!

MLA sir is really angry, huh?

When we give you a space to stay,

how can you bring so many animals?

Don't worry..

They are all very innocent"

They won't cause any trouble.

Sheesh!

If I could get some water,

I could wash it off.

Not just these;

boss has many more animals with him.

With his hand?

Hey helper..

- What is it, sir'?

The guy who's collecting dung is your boss?

- Yes sir.

He's a great man!

Down to earth!

Horse dung is good manure.

- Take it away!

The plants will grow very well!

Oh no! My Italian Henna plant!

Hey! Hold this!

Udayettan said that the elephant

would be taken away tomorrow.

You can click a photo with the

elephant only if you come before noon.

If I'm coming, I could update on FB

- Rocking with Elephantl!

But come when Kaleshettan

is not around.

Then positive thinkers

will come there tomorrow.

Or else.. Kaleshettan is going

to Delhi this week. Come then!

To Delhi?

- Ya. He thinks he's the Prime Minister!

Is your Kaleshettan

still angry at you?

He's not angry and all..

It's just a show off.

He keeps saying that he'll kick me;

but he won't kick me!

Oh my God!

You & your bloody chatting!

I'll put chilli in your eyes!

Kapish was there?

Smart one.

He got in.

Do you know something?

The only animal in the world which can

bend it's back leg towards the back,

is the elephant!

I'm able to do it!

Are you four-legged?

- Let me see.

Two-legged!

- That's what!

Tell me the truth..

Does this elephant

have any problem?

No.. Why?

- Well...

I asked because you told

me to take it for free.

A few days after the circus company shut

down, your father called me and told me,

'Didn't you toil a lot for

this circus company?'

'But still I haven't

done anything for you'

And your father gave me this

elephant, with both his eyes moist.

Your father had a large heart.

- Crap!

You don't know my father very well!

Who else will buy the elephant

which didn't do anything,

except playing football

at the circus?

Not just football"

It climbs on a stool..

And sits like this!

Hey!

I'm not fooling you like

my father fooled you.

You quote a price.

You want to present this elephant

to the Guruvayur temple, right?

That itself costs a lot!

From now on,

you can live happily with

Lord Guruvayurappan!

Donkey?

How did boss arrange

such a huge house?

There are nutrition

drinks for donkeys, now?

Eat it!

Eat it!

Put on your zip.

Put on your zip..

- Okay.

Well..

What business do you

do with donkeys?

Exporting and importing

to and from Sabarimala.

But since there are tractors

now, business is dull.

Then what will you do?

We can sell its milk, right?

- Shall I tell you something?

1 litre donkey milk

costs 6000 Rupees.

What's your name?

Chitra.

I don't sing.

But I didn't ask you that...

Didn't you know that it was

alcohol when you drank it?

No.

I've never had it earlier, right?

You don't need a lot of

intelligence to know that.

This is something that has no

intelligence at all, right?

The donkeys!

Try keeping one glass of water and one

glass of alcohol in front of it..

Do you know which one

the donkey will drink?

Water.

It will drink only water.

That's why it's called a donkey!

Do you have any clue that you're doing

all this drama in an MLA's house?

You became an MLA because

people are stupid, right?

What?

I thought it's your livelihood,

let you live somehow..

But you think you can do any nonsense here?

When I gave space for a needle...

This is a house where

humans are living.

What are you looking at?

And...

It's not because I'm scared that

you have her video with you..

My courtesy...

I thought you needn't wander around

with all these animals. Got it?

Move away!

Don't be scared, sir.

They are the ones who voted for you.

They will be with you..

- Move!

That guy brought this holy sweet

from the temple. Want it?

I can't find peace

here, Oh Lord Ayyappa!

Then go!

I'm asking you if Geevarghese can

send a video from this to someone.

Kids these days

have shrewd brains.

We can't say anything!

Well.. What video is it?

Well.. Someone left the tap

open behind the house.

We lost all the water in the tank.

We want to know who that is.

Did you drink, Chechi?

- I swear on God, no!

What's that?

Don't talk to me about

your busy schedules...

So bad that you didn't come

for the Holy Communion.

I had started out to come here.

That's when I got a call saying

that there's a system failure

at Omega group of companies.

How can I not go?

Brother-in-law, say this"

Can this be copied to a phone?

Yes.

But it's not so easy.

The video format has to be

changed and compressed.

That can also be done!

Have you put on weight?

- Go inside, I say!

But I wasn't the one who stole it!

Stole it?

The one who left the tap open, took the

bucket & mug which were kept there.

Tell this to me, bro.

Technically, no chance!

Tell me the truth!

Who taught you to lie like this?

I did this so that that

uncle doesn't go from here.

You & your uncle!

Udayetta, take care

of everything here.

St. Geevarghese hasn't

sent such a video.

I will finish him today.

Hey! Let's go home!

Why is there a crowd here?

- Don't worry, sir.

I'm not afraid.

I've heard that the crowd beat up a

candidate to death in Uttarakhand.

Come. Let's see. - I'll get out

only after I know what's happening.

What's the matter?

Put me down!

Hail... Kalesh!

I didn't know that MLA made him stay in

his own house, for such a great deed!

Come on!

Our town got a liquor shop because

of our Kalesh sir's sacrifice.

Foreign Liquor Shop

'Congrats to Kalesh who allowed

a liquor shop in town'

Every vote for Kalesh!

Every vote for Kalesh!

That dog-seller is quite sharp-brained.

Not in black!

Full white!

That's why I said that

he's intelligent.

He made me transfer it to

an orphanage's account.

We know, right?

This is to get tax exemption!

Every vote for Kalesh!

How many times have you cleaned

the floor today? - I don't know!

This is such a nuisance!

Don't say that, Chechi...

I don't want a policy, man!

Are you the one who bought this?

- Yes.

That's my house.

- Are you selling it?

One slap...

Get lost!

Tell me and go, man!

Horse dung and dog-sh*t

were better than this.

Can you give me some cold water, Chetta?

- Ya. I'll give you right away!

Oh my God!

- You bloody...

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