Paparazzi Page #2
that I don't need,
and that makes me lucky?
You're lucky
you're not in jail.
You're not
in Montana anymore, Bo.
Anger management is not about
upgrading from a 20 to a 12-gauge.
The point is...
you're carrying belief systems
from a previous life...
that don't fit
your new reality.
Some of your old values
may not be valuable anymore.
Not here, not now.
Well, I disagree.
You don't mess
with a man's family.
And I'm not gonna change
who I am...
to suit my environment
or your expectations.
I got to where I am
Oh, I think the judge
would agree with you.
That's not what I meant, but-
No, I know that.
Look, your, uh-
your time here-
it's gonna give you the tools to better
deal with situations like last Saturday's.
And I'm considerably cheaper
than Mr. Harper.
- All right. Is that it?
- For now, yes.
And, uh, if you have a problem,
I want you to call me.
All right.
Thank you.
I'll see you next week.
Thanks, Phil.
Clear.
Must be cold as hell this time of year.
- Huh?
- Switzerland.
- What do you mean?
- It says here-
This came out of the U.K., so it must
be true- "Unnamed sources say...
"Laramie chartered
a private jet to Switzerland.
"While there the young star reportedly
underwent a penile enhancement...
surprising his wife with it
on her birthday. "
- Nice, huh?
- You give it a name? "Big Bo"? "The Albatross"?
- Something sexy for the bedroom, to keep it fun.
- I'm going to.
- Bo, can we get you for a lineup in here?
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no problem.
- It's nice, how they caught me.
- Yeah.
- Y-You want to show it to me?
- Can't keep anything a secret these days.
You got the work done,
you might as well let people see it.
If it's big like that,
w- why would you want to hide it?
Be nicer to him. Things have changed
around here. Take a look.
Oye.
Amigos.
You got the stuff, huh?
S.
Thank you.
Muchas gracias, amigos. Merci.
Sure, man.
- Pinche americano, est loco.
- Este buey est zafado.
Nice legs.
What time do they open?
Does that usually work
where you come from?
- Yeah, a couple of times.
- Leave!
Now!
- Can you believe that guy?
- I thought he was kind of cute.
Loser.
- And you're considering this?
- All I'm saying is they called.
Those schmucks over at Web Pics are turning
this friggin' business into a trout farm.
Celebrities getting approval over
paparazzi's photos? That's bullshit!
The public wants raw and real,
and that's what we give them.
Let me tell you something,
my friends.
We're the last of the real hunters.
I'll drink to that.
Like those shots you got of Lopez.
Now, they were the sh*t.
- And you are a dog.
- Damn straight. I made bank on 'em too.
hidin' in that tree.
Ants crawlin' all over my ass.
I picked her off with a thousand mil
from 120 yards out.
It was beautiful.
Yeah. Too bad
it wasn't really Lopez.
Nobody knows that.
Let me tell you something, Kevin.
Don't start sweatin'
the small stuff,okay?
Or you'll get soft, end up like the rest of
those pussies working at the agencies.
Hey, I'm here, ain't I?
Hanging with you and Rex,
who is, by the way, still the king.
Hundred and five thousand dollars
for that shot of Clooney in the woods.
Ohh-hoo.
Yeah, Clooney's been
a real gold mine.
- How'd it go, huh?
- She's a lesbian.
Really?
I'm gonna get
a second opinion.
God, you get
a lot of lesbians.
- Let's go.
- Excuse me.
- Buy you another round?
- Yeah.
Hey, Dan- Dana.
- What's that supposed to mean?
You think I wouldn't
recognize the guy...
that siphoned half a million dollars
out of Bo Laramie?
Hey, I saw you
get your ass kicked on TV.
Look,
I'm a photojournalist.
- I was doing my job.
- Mm-hmm.
I was assaulted,
and justice was served.
With the exception
of Laramie's apology to me.
I like reading the tabloids.
I think they're fun.
- I think you're drunk.
- I think you're cute.
Your pictures
hurt people.
Do they?
The irony-
- Marcy.
- Marcy...
is everyone wants to have steak,
but nobody wants to date the butcher.
My job is to provide
a window of reality for society.
It's up to them whether they want
to look through it or not.
Come on.
Have you ever bought a tabloid?
- Guilty as charged.
- Don't feel guilty. Guilty's bad.
I mean, everyone wants
to have a-
little peek, huh?
See?
It's human nature.
Look, there's a-
there's a premiere tonight...
and an after party
I'm covering.
Come with me, as my guest...
and, um, see things
from an entirely different perspective-
mine.
Hey, do a shot with me
and then tell me your story.
I'm a good listener.
- Really?
- Uh-huh.
Listen to this-
No.
What do you say, Marcy?
You want to have a little adventure?
- It's beautiful. You should come and see it.
- Yeah?
So, when-
Saturday, can you come? Or-
- Hey, Bo. How's it going, mate?
- Good to see you again. Remember me?
- Good to see you.
London press junket.
You were sitting next to me in the pub.
There was that beautiful bird
on your lap and-
- Oh, sorry, man. Is that your wife?
- Get out of here.
- Sorry.
- Get out of here.
- What the hell was that?
- Some jackass.
Hey. She bite?
- There's no way the little missus ignores that.
- Great. Let's roll.
Come on, let's go!
- Road trip.
- Wait! Aren't we going in?
You want to tell me
what's bothering you, honey?
I just think it's interesting,
that's all.
- You were in London last spring.
- Right.
My girlfriends at home
get jealous...
if somebody winks at their husband
at the company Christmas party.
Half the civilized world
wants my husband.
How do you think
that makes me feel?
You know what that guy said tonight
is bullshit, right?
- Yeah, I know.
- Okay.
I guess it's all just new to me, you know?
It's new to me too, honey.
And I'm-
You know, every day I'm learning.
Abby!
Bo! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!
- Look at me.!
- Hey, Bo! Big shot!
- Look at me!
- I can't see a thing.
Bo.! Bo.!
Bo, slow down!
- Daddy!
- It's all right, son. It's okay.
Son of a b*tch!
Takin' the front!
Okay, Leonard. Box him in.
Hold on!
Len.! Come on. Let's go.
Come on. Come on.
Hello, sweetie.
Yeah, there's been a terrible accident
on, uh, 5th and Flower.
We need an ambulance.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Marcy.
Hey, honey.
Everything's gonna be fine, okay?
Come on.
Everything's fine. There's an ambulance
on the way already.
They're not hurt that bad.
We'll go back on my boat and have a drink.
- Okay? I'll be right back.
- All right.
- Okay? Okay?
- Okay.
Let's go. Clear out. We're finished here.
Go! Go! Go! Come on!
Go!
Hi.
How is she?
She's in recovery.
I had to remove her spleen.
The next few weeks will be very difficult, Bo.
She'll be in a lot of pain.
We'll manage that with medication,
watch her very carefully.
Now, let's talk about
your little guy here.
He's stable.
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