Paradise: Love

Hey.

Not so wild!

Hey!

Tony, be careful.

You have to turn the steering wheel.

Turn it!

Turn the steering wheel!

Turn the wheel!

Turn it!

Be careful!

Okay, that's it.

Everybody out. It's over.

Please take your shoes off the bed.

Now! I don't get it. How can you put

dirty shoes on your bed?

What have you done so far?

What did we agree on? Our deal?

First:
Clean your room.

Second:
Pack.

Get out the things you want to take.

Put your cell away.

Look at me when I'm talking to you.

Why haven't you done it?

- I'll do it in a minute.

I don't get it.

Throwing clean clothes on the floor.

So, make one pile

with clean clothes, okay?

Then put everything you'll take here.

And what you're not taking there.

And your dirty clothes in the middle.

All right? And put your shoes away.

Dirty shoes! It's awful.

How many times do I have to tell you?

No candy in your room!

Did you buy the collar?

The tick collar for Rolli?

No.

- No, you forgot. Okay. Thanks.

These go here.

And these go in here.

Close the gate.

Hello.

- Hey there.

You've grown again!

What have you got with you there?

The litter box for the cat.

- You brought the cat?

Sure.

- We'll leave the litter box out here.

Just leave it there. I don't want

the cat in the living room.

How about the garden?

- She'll run away.

Yeah, you're right.

- The flowers.

There's lots of room downstairs.

Let's have a look.

Here.

- Thank you.

I'll put them in water.

- Okay. Let's look for a spot.

Cute!

- Did you see it?

Okay, Melli, bye bye.

- Bye bye.

Now you be good, okay?

If you don't talk back too much,

it'll be great, you'll see.

PARADISE:

LOVE:

The next word you have to learn

is "hakuna matata".

"Hakuna matata" means "no problem".

Please say, "hakuna matata."

Hard to open.

It's beautiful.

- Yes.

It's so beautiful.

Incredible.

Thanks.

Climb up there.

You'll get something if you behave.

Do you like it?

- Incredible.

It smells so different.

The air seems different. It's so...

You feel different.

Don't you feel different?

I always feel that way here.

I'm dripping.

You have to smell their skin.

It's unforgettable.

Whose skin?

- The Negroes'.

It smells of coconut.

I could lick and bite them forever.

It's amazing. You'll see.

- You're impossible!

It's amazing.

- I wouldn't dare.

You'll get addicted. Addicted!

- It's that good?

They are nice. I met two,

but the problem is, they look alike.

I thought they were the same person.

They look the same.

- It's like that at first.

Really?

- You can tell by their size.

Their size.

- How tall they are?

If they're big or small.

- I see.

Mine's really big.

- He's big?

Everywhere!

Incredible!

Yesterday he danced for me.

- Really?

Like a pro. A pro!

- He danced? Where?

To music. But it was so sexy.

Incredible!

Naked, you mean?

- Yeah, naked.

I taught him how to say "horny beast"

in German.

He repeated it. "Horny beast."

- You're unbelievable.

I can't take it. Are you crazy?

Just imagine him saying

"horny beast." - I can't do that.

What can't you do? It'll do you!

It'll do me?

You mean it just happens by itself?

It happens by itself.

- Really?

But...

- It just happens.

It's all so foreign.

It's so foreign. The skin and...

- That's the thrill.

It's exotic.

Do you think I should shave

down below?

What?

- No?

No way, not there. Please!

- Why not?

They like that we look different

from the women here.

They have tiny curls.

It's all frizzy,

while we have a bush.

My last guy wanted me to shave.

But I don't like doing it.

Don't do it.

You look like a naked baby.

I don't shave.

My hair's falling out anyway.

But the few hairs

I do have, they love it.

Really?

- They love it.

I like the frizzy hair

they have on their head, you know?

My last boyfriend always told me

it looked gross.

But I don't mind it.

- Because he'd swallow it?

No, just the way it looks

under the armpits.

It doesn't bother me.

Why? It's natural.

It's natural and they like that here.

They like everything that's wild.

That's part of it. I wouldn't shave.

So I don't have to worry?

- No. The differences are interesting.

They accept you the way you are?

- That's what's so great, babe.

I don't worry about anything now.

I don't give a sh*t.

It feels so great. I can't tell you

the things I've given up for men.

This for that one, that for the next.

All so they'd find me attractive.

And now I please myself.

And they take me just as I am.

Great.

- Finally. Finally!

Here they come. There he is. Look!

- Where?

In the white vest.

This is my bed-time treat. Well?

- Super.

"Bed-time treat"?

- He doesn't speak German.

He has nice ears.

You'll have your own soon.

- I love his hands. They're so strong.

I bought him the motorbike.

- His muscles. His thighs!

He has great thighs.

He's a hunk, my baby is!

My baby.

- You bought him the motorbike?

I bought it. As an investment.

- Your own taxi.

I invested in him. It pays off.

We're gonna take off.

Have fun.

- See you later.

"Caribou!" Come here.

Here is Africa.

There Europe,

here Africa. Don't be afraid.

This is Africa.

Look, key rings and letter openers.

- Thank you. Thanks.

Thanks.

Chains. Souvenirs.

You buy for good price.

This is elephant.

A rhinoceros.

- Thanks, but no thanks.

Looking is free.

How long holiday? Many colors, see?

- Yes, very nice.

Made from pearls.

Flowers and stuff.

Ebony. When you come?

- Thanks, but I don't have any money.

Half-plant, half-fish.

It protects little fish...

It hides little fish

when big fish want to eat it.

See, sea anemone.

- Thank you, but not now. I want to...

I don't have the time now. Thanks.

Here, lady. just a little present.

Know how much?

- Not now, thanks.

I've no money on me.

- Only 300 schillings.

I have no idea

if I'm paying too much.

Okay. Here you go.

- Thanks, Mama. My name is Gabriel.

My name is Gabriel.

If you come back, you find me here.

We use our shoes, okay?

Use our shoes...

This is the goal. Kick your shoes

here. Then you are the winner.

Great. You.

That one's mine, sorry.

- Oh, sorry.

You speak German? From Vienna?

- Yes.

Where's mine?

- Here.

Are you Austrian too?

- Yes.

How funny.

The other side.

You start. What's your name?

- Inge.

Inge, you start.

Great. You.

What's he cleaning?

It's as shiny as bacon rind.

Why's he cleaning it?

An excuse to be close to you.

- To me? Maybe.

Who knows?

- He's as shiny as bacon rind too.

You there... Hello.

Like the Uncle Ben's man.

But he's as shiny as bacon rind.

Do you know what "Speckschwarte" is?

- Bacon rind?

Do you know what is "bacon rind"?

- No.

Do you know what is "blood sausage"?

Try it:
"Blunzen..."

"grstl."

He's a bit slow, I think.

But he's sweet.

- Do you like him?

Super cool.

Say, I look super cool.

Go away, please. This is insane!

How are you?

Did you sleep well?

Shall we take tuk-tuk?

Yes, we go in tuk-tuk.

Thank you.

Can you give me a condom?

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