Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension

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I'm scared.

Don't be scared.

Who is he?

He's gonna be your teacher.

This is a very good day.

Do you know why?

'Cause today is a beginning.

Your friend, Tobi?

I've known him for a long time.

I've known him by other names.

Grandma Lois knows him, too.

I had to learn, too.

It was hard at first.

But it was worth it.

Kristi, you're going to grow up

and you're going to have a son

who is one of the chosen.

And, Katie, your gift is your strength.

A lot is going to be asked of you.

You're gonna have to take care

of your sister and a lot of others.

There's a special girl out there,

a lot like you.

And he's going to bring her to us.

What did you draw, sweetie?

- Uncle Mike. Screaming.

- That's Uncle Mike?

Screaming?

Remember what we're

gonna do when he gets here?

- Boo!

- Like, real big. Boo!

Boo!

You want to practice again

before he gets here?

Boo!

Hey, hey, hey!

Remember what we're gonna do, okay?

Spooky. Why is the door open?

Boo!

Oh, my gosh! It's my favorite niece!

What's up, bro?

What is on that face of yours,

Uncle Mike?

What? You like this?

You fertilizing it? Is that Monsanto?

That's funny. Is this a rental?

This is ridiculous!

I can't wait to show you my room.

It's nice and cozy in here.

- Two.

- You have two rooms?

- Hey! How are you?

- Mommy, Mike's here.

Are you staying for a month?

That bag is massive!

Is there anything in there for me?

- Hey, good to see you.

- We love Mike.

- Hey!

- You remember Skyler, right?

How are you?

I haven't seen you in forever.

Good. Yeah!

- Hi.

- Nice.

You look good. Your mustache...

She's not European. She's American.

Two weeks? Really?

I thought you said two days.

He just got dumped over email.

He's devastated.

Babe, his bag is his whole apartment.

It's huge.

Just making a rainbow.

- It's okay.

- Sorry.

Yeah, we didn't use that vase, anyway.

Here's Uncle Mike.

Why am I old all of a sudden?

That's exactly what you're

gonna look like when you're old.

- I love this.

- Don't encourage.

What do you mean?

Sounds so good!

Leila, save the rest

for the talent show.

You come to the talent show.

I'm gonna be there.

I don't have a date, though.

Because I left her in Chicago.

Kinda why me and Chandra

called it quits,

'cause she didn't want kids. I'm like...

Yeah?

"I do. So, I'm leaving."

And then I left her. So, that's...

But, yeah, you know,

I tried to tell her,

children are the future.

Look at that little artist we got here.

I'm done with my card, too.

Yeah, Merry Christmas.

Happy f***ing Holidays.

Festive.

Yoga retreat? Is that what you said?

Yeah. It's a week-long yoga retreat.

- You're here for rehab, right?

- No, I'm not here for rehab!

- Let's be honest. Just call it what it is.

- I'm here for a yoga retreat!

Vodka? Vermouth? What's your poison?

It's just yoga. And I thought

it'd be nice to come up here

and stay with these guys

for a week 'cause I miss them.

Kids love those.

Yeah, man. Check it out.

Oh, my God. This is our dad's old...

- Santa suit.

- Santa suit.

- I've added a little number...

- Yeah?

...to the costume.

- No, that's terrifying.

- What?

That's terrifying.

- It's jolly. He's a rosy red...

- He's angry.

Look at all the creases on his forehead.

He has a beard.

I thought it would be magic.

He does have a beard. It looks...

We might wanna run this by Em.

- You guys ready?

- Your dad will get electrocuted.

- Wait for it.

- Okay, step back.

Wait for it.

- This is lovely.

- Leila, you gotta

tie it in a knot now,

tie it in a Christmas knot.

She's really got an eye.

I know I say this every year.

No, you don't.

We missed a couple...

We missed a couple years, right?

My grandmother gave it to my mom.

Your grandma.

And your grandma gave it to me.

And you will have it one day.

You got it?

Em, that angel is gorgeous.

Yeah!

That was awesome! Give me a high five.

I love her so much.

Okay.

I think I'm done over here, buddy.

Yeah, yeah, it's...

Well, it's not abstract.

I think it's Christmassy.

Looks great.

It'll look great in the front yard.

Yeah!

The neighbors will love it.

It's just two robust reindeer

going at it.

- Two boys going at it.

- Hey, bud, no judgment.

Why don't you actually

do some real work?

- Go grab me a...

- You did a great job!

There's a string of lights

in that box over there.

This box? This is just caulk.

What?

It's caulk.

I think you got the wrong box.

What is that?

That must be from the people

who used to live here.

- There's tapes in here, too.

- What?

- There's tapes in here, too.

- Seriously?

It's working.

Nice.

This is creepy.

Too far.

Focused.

Ladies and gentleman,

award-winning cameraman...

It's so big!

- ...from outer space...

- What is that?

Daddy!

How do you hold that? That is huge.

- It's so big!

- "It's so big!"

You look so funny.

- People carried that?

- Yeah.

This is cool. We own this.

Look at our box.

Yeah, it's cool.

This thing is like...

I don't know if it's out

of focus or what,

but it's kinda like picking up

some trippy...

That thing is ancient.

Like these trails on the lights.

I'm seeing some sort of

odd shape in the middle of the room.

Some sort of blurry thing.

I think it's out of focus.

This thing is so wild.

- This is so weird.

- What?

I'm seeing something

in the middle of the room.

It's probably just old.

It's bizarre. It's like a...

It's so weird.

It sounded like I was underwater

when I walked into this thing.

What is that?

What is this camera picking up?

Hey, Mom. Got it.

She talked about it the entire way home.

She loved it.

Mike is going to flip over this.

All right, sweetie.

You forgot to check.

Bird is guarding the closet.

I'm gonna go in here.

Okay. Closet looks good.

Under the bed.

I don't see anything, except for you.

- I don't see a teepee.

- I don't see a teepee.

The teepee.

- There's no teepee in your room.

- You mean the pink tent?

We're all clear in here.

Wait. One last thing.

Will you hold this for a bit?

This thing is heavy!

Sleep tight. Sweet dreams.

I can't wait for Santa to come.

You can't? Well, you know what?

He gives extra presents

to little girls who go to sleep.

- Night, baby. Love you.

- Night, Mommy.

Where did it go?

Ryan? Are you coming to bed?

I can't see the thing anymore.

I think it's gone.

Well, that's awesome. You fixed it.

You can come to bed.

Play with that tomorrow.

No, I didn't fix anything.

We went upstairs, came back,

and now it's completely gone.

If you come to bed right now,

your wife is gonna have sex with you.

Sex?

That's right. I will have sex with you.

That was supposed to be sexy.

It's okay! Stay in the mood!

This thing is absolutely sick.

It looks pretty sick.

- The thing is...

- You find anything?

...it's completely custom.

I mean, I've been to 15 websites.

Nothing looks like this camera.

Traditionally,

it has three picture tubes.

- This one has six.

- Oh, my God.

It seems like this has

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