Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones Page #4

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Ask it something that

you know it'll say "no,"

to see if it only

does green or what.

Okay. Um...

I can't believe we're actually like,

talking to this thing.

Is Hector black?

What?

This is crazy!

Now, watch it.

Am I holding the ace of hearts?

Holy sh*t!

- That's great!

- I could make money with this.

Do something else.

Show your grandma.

You think it understands

Spanish? No.

Okay. Um...

Oh, sh*t.

Dude, why did she trip?

She thinks it's bad or something.

What the hell?

What's going on, Chavo?

Hello!

Hello!

Oh, sh*t.

- Jesse, take that off.

- Dad?

Yes, take the chain off.

What's going on?

- Were you here just like a minute ago?

- No.

How could I get in when you

have the chain on the door?

Getting home from work right now.

- You sure?

- Yes!

Put that away. I don't

want you waking up abuela.

- Come on. You know the bet.

- Shut up, man.

You are not seriously

gonna eat that.

It's not even that bad.

- That's so nasty.

- No, not those.

You gotta put the habanero.

How does it taste?

- He's loving...

- I told you. A bet's a bet.

For real?

- Wait for it.

- There it is. There it is.

Agua!

Do you have water? No agua?

Why are you talking like that?

Shut up, dick. It burns.

That's why. it burns my tongue.

Here you go.

Two? Where's the rest of the money?

- I said two. I didn't say 20.

- What?

So, I walked over and then he was

staring right out the front door.

And it was wide open.

The front door to the apartment?

Yeah. And everybody was asleep.

And my dad was at work, too.

Maybe it was Oscar.

- Would you stop saying that?

- You think?

Yeah, he's still out there.

No, don't say that, man.

What if he saw you guys tape him

and he's coming back for it?

Or trying to look for

it or something?

But it didn't feel like

it could have been Oscar.

It feels like

something's around me.

Like something's in my house.

- Like el cucuy?

- El cucuy?

No, I'm serious.

Is el cucuy there?

Like, have you ever felt like

something was watching you?

Yeah.

Oh, sh*t.

Please tell me that was not real.

- That is so...

- Oh, my God. Oh, f***.

- What?

- Oh, sh*t.

- Oh! Are you serious?

- Are you serious?

I think I sharted. I swear

to God. I think I just sharted.

- No!

- Oh, my God.

Go, cochino! Get away from me.

Wait, did it go through?

- Oh, I think I can see it.

- F***.

Mirasol, come. Help me.

- No! What do you want me to do?

- I have to clean laundry.

What?

Is this all over the house?

Yeah.

Oh, man.

She's trying to protect the house.

It smells really bad, though.

Dad!

- What?

- She's getting it all over my room, too.

There is no bad spirit.

What did she do in your room?

She put all the vinegar

all over the bureau.

And you're encouraging her.

I'm not encouraging anything.

You're following her,

filming her doing everything.

Just let her do her thing.

Just let her do it.

Ooh.

Right here, about to play

some basketball.

I'm gonna show you

how I ball 'em up.

See how my knee locked up?

Stop making excuses.

I'm not. This sh*t locks up, man.

It affects my jump shot

'cause there's a whole flow.

- How you like losing, again?

- Man, shut up!

I'm just tired 'cause I haven't

eaten since, like, lunchtime.

And it's not even fair, dawg.

You know I have scoliosis.

Scoliosis?

- You got change?

- Oh, I think I left it.

Yo. You have money on you?

No, fool. I'm not gonna

give you sh*t, either.

You still owe me 6 bucks

from when I bought you tacos.

- Just, like, give me $2.

- Hey. Oh, sh*t, dude.

- Let's go. Hurry up, dude.

- Stop tripping.

- Let's just go.

- Oh, f***.

Careful. Don't point

the camera at them.

- What's up?

- What's up, man?

You guys want to run twos?

Uh...

No, we were just leaving.

What you got in the backpack?

What?

What you got in the backpack?

Nothing, man.

I don't have anything.

Come on. Just chill,

dawg. Just chill, man.

Let me check the backpack.

I don't have anything, man.

Can you just leave us alone?

- Give me the backpack!

- Hey!

Hey, man. Give me my backpack!

Dude, leave him alone!

What the f***, man?

Sh*t! Hey!

Stop! Get the f***

off him, man! Stop it!

Oh, sh*t! Oh, f***!

Jesse! Jesse! Come on!

Get up, Jesse! Get up, dawg!

What the sh*t? What the f***?

Dude, let's go! Let's get

the f*** out of here, man.

Jesse! Come on, dude,

let's f***ing go!

- Hey, the bike!

- What?

F*** the bike, dude!

Hurry up, man!

- You all right, dude?

- What happened?

Dude, let's f***ing go. Sh*t!

What the f*** was that, man?

How the hell did you do that?

I don't know.

- I mean, I barely touched him.

- What happened?

Man, what are you talking about?

They flew through the air!

- That was crazy.

- They flew, dawg.

It wasn't even a knockout.

They f***in' flew...

Yeah, but I just don't remember.

Ask it.

Hello?

Anybody there?

Anybody?

Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t.

Did you mess those

guys up at the park?

- That's crazy!

- Oh, sh*t!

Are you my guardian angel?

Are you good?

Are you good?

Dude! All right.

Here. Just get the camera!

All right, fool. Hold on.

Are you ready?

All right, watch this sh*t.

Just watch! Here. You got me?

Yeah, I got you. What...

What are you doing?

What...

What the f***?

Oh, sh*t! What the f***?

- Do it again! Do it again!

- Check this sh*t out.

Go, go, go.

Oh, sh*t! F***ing sh*t!

That is f***ing...

Dawg, are you sure you

want to do this, man?

Oh, my God!

F***, dude! My turn, my turn!

- One...

- All right, wait.

Just do it! Two...

Three! Go!

F***!

- Yo, you okay?

- Sh*t!

- You all right?

- Oh, no. Not cool, man.

- Want me to lift you up?

- Why the f*** didn't it catch me?

All right, watch.

Oh, sh*t, dude.

Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t!

- That was incredible!

- Oh, my God!

That was amazing!

You flew over me, dawg!

- How did you do that?

- You see how much air I got?

One, two, three.

Oh, sh*t! What the f***?

You got to breathe

in and breathe out.

What? That's insane, Jesse!

Oh, sh*t! Oh, my God!

- We almost got 400 views.

- Let me see.

Look, people are commenting on it.

"Oh, so fake." Man, what the...

"Wow, this looks totally real.

"Good job, dude.

What effects program..."

All the people who leave comments

are always so negative on this sh*t.

"This is just an illusion by someone

obviously seeking attention."

- Stupid.

- This is stupid, man.

They just sit in their basements

jacking off to R. Kelly videos all day.

I feel like, right now, if I want

to go do something, I can do it.

- Yeah...

- Like, do you get me?

- Yeah, it's all adrenaline.

- You saw how badass that was.

- How I just fell and, like...

- I know, man.

Okay, but that's what I'm saying.

I don't even know...

I don't even know, dude.

I just feel like I could

do anything right now.

Why do you have

a bat in the backseat?

Dude, in this hood,

you never know, man.

Remember, I told you about that

crazy-ass bum at the gas station?

So you're gonna

carry a bat on you?

- Oh, hey, check it out.

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