Paranormal Activity 3 Page #2

him. He's not even your real dad.

Who wants to go jump

on the trampoline?

- GIRLS:
I do!

- Oh, come on.

KATIE:
I have a new trick to show you.

DENNIS:
Okay.

Guys, come on.

- Hurry, hurry, hurry.

- DENNIS:
Ready for a surprise?

It better be a ladder.

We were playing outside.

What did we find, guys?

- GIRLS:
A spider.

- Dennis.

- We've got a cute little spider.

- Dennis!

- Come on, man.

- Okay. Yeah?

- GIRLS:
Do it, do it, do it, do it!

- All right.

Run!

(GIRLS LAUGHING)

(DENNIS LAUGHING)

KATIE:
It wasn't even a spider.

RANDY:
That really hurt.

That really hurt.

(GIRLS SCREAMING)

- Hi.

- DENNIS:
Big day today, right?

- Yep.

- What's today?

- Picture day.

- Picture day!

- Dennis, you're still in.

- DENNIS:
Sorry.

- KATIE:
I was finishing my hair!

- This picture's for Grandma.

Smile.

(CAMERA CLICKS)

DENNIS:
All right!

- Okay...

- Kristi, come on!

DENNIS:
Here it goes.

All right.

- ALL:
Cheese.

- (CAMERA CLICKS)

(RANDY LAUGHING)

MAN:
Thanks, sweetheart.

WOMAN:
No, no, no. Seriously, like...

- Randy?

- Yeah.

Where did you find this girl?

I don't know. I didn't see her

at all throughout any of the wedding...

(BOTH LAUGHING)

- That's because I'm so happy...

- "So happy for you."

I love my job, man.

- I should've got her number.

- Probably could've.

Randy, this is great stuff.

I can't use any of this, but it's great.

(LAUGHING)

(CAMERA LENS WHIRRING)

(THUDDING)

DENNIS:
Jule?

(THUDDING CONTINUES)

Julie?

There it goes again.

DENNIS:
Hello?

Julie?

(RATTLING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

TEDDY:
I like this song!

Not bad.

Mmm, that's pretty good.

Teddy? Did you fall down?

(MUSIC STOPS)

(CREAKING)

DENNIS:
What was that?

(GASPS) Oh.

(DENNIS PANTING)

- Hey.

- Hey.

What you doing?

Nothing. I was just looking around.

What... What...

You guys just get home?

- Yeah.

- Oh.

- It was girls' day.

- I know. How was it?

- Was it fun?

- Great.

(CHUCKLES) You just really snuck up

on me there.

(CHUCKLES)

DENNIS:
All right. It's time.

- Don't film this.

- Why not?

It's illegal.

- (DENNIS LAUGHS)

- Don't laugh.

We haven't even started smoking it,

and you're already paranoid.

It's illegal.

What if my kids find me? I'm a mother.

- Now relax.

- Seriously, Dennis.

Seriously, Julie.

(MOCKING) Let's get really serious.

Seriously.

- Shut up.

- Let's be serious.

- All right.

- Real, real, real big, big...

Whoa. That was big.

(COUGHING)

Julie, do the voice.

(IN FUNNY VOICE) Dennis.

- (IN FUNNY VOICE) What voice?

- (DENNIS LAUGHS)

This voice?

Dennis, I can't believe

you're filming me smoke marijuana.

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

DENNIS:
(WHISPERING)

God, you're so beautiful.

Shut up.

I want to film us having sex.

Is that perverted?

- Is that weird?

- I don't know.

Was that a yes?

Okay.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Hey, there, pretty lady.

- (CHUCKLES)

Oh, stop. I don't know.

You sure... You sure you're up for this?

No.

You know what? Don't answer that.

Hurry up, before I change my mind.

Oh, okay, sorry.

- (CHUCKLES)

- All right.

(IMITATES GUITAR)

What are you doing? What was that?

- It's porno music.

- (LAUGHS)

Great. Classy.

Mmm. Good start.

Good, right?

- All right.

- I don't know.

Mmm. (GROANING LUSTFULLY)

(CLATTERING IN DISTANCE)

(CLATTERING CONTINUES)

Relax. Just relax.

Don't worry about it.

Hey.

- Yeah. I'm okay.

- Relax.

(THUDDING)

- Yeah, what is that?

- I don't know.

Whoa!

(RUMBLING)

It's an earthquake.

- Holy sh*t!

- Dennis, it's an earthquake!

The girls. The girls!

Come on! Dennis!

(RUMBLING SUBSIDES)

JULIE:
Dennis. Oh, my God, I look so fat.

DENNIS:
You don't look fat.

- Look at the size of me on top of you.

- You look beautiful.

You look like you can't breathe

'cause I'm sitting on top of you.

I want another shot

at doing one of these.

- Watch this.

- Dennis, you have to erase this.

Julie, watch, watch, watch.

- See that?

- What?

Did you see that in the corner?

Yeah, I see, like, dust.

- Dirt falling.

- No, Julie.

There's something there.

- You are crazy.

- There was something there.

Wait, you can see something there.

It's very cute,

but you're going a little crazy.

You're like one of those people

that see things, like in their food.

Like when people think

they see the Virgin Mary in their toast.

- That's you right now.

- Oh, that's hilarious.

This has to be erased

and this has to be erased.

I'm sorry.

Or we're never having sex again.

I'm late. I got to go.

Thanks for erasing both of them.

You know,

you're going to regret saying that.

Doubt it.

I don't think you can go a day

without having sex, personally.

(IN SING-SONG) Don't dare me.

- Erase it.

- I'm not going to erase it.

- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

- Hey.

Dude, what are you doing, man?

You're always so late.

I know, it's my car!

I got the earthquake.

- Did you really?

- On tape.

It's scary, right? Is that Julie?

It's nothing, it's nothing.

- We're going to...

- Is that a sex tape?

Yeah. I got...

This weird thing happened after...

She let you make a sex tape?

Yeah, but it got interrupted

by the earthquake.

I wouldn't have let

anything interrupt that.

Relax, man, just relax.

Would you just stop?

- Let me slow-mo shuttle forward.

- Just shut up.

DENNIS:
Check this out. Ready?

All right, let me tweak the contrast here.

Okay.

I'm gonna take the color out.

It looks like dust is falling on something.

It looks like a figure, right?

- You see that?

- Yeah.

Did you catch that?

- Yeah, it moved.

- Did you see the dust move?

- It moved, right?

- What was that?

I don't know. Check it out.

- It's weird, right?

- It's kind of weird.

You know, I've been hearing

these noises in the girls' room lately.

I don't know. I feel like it's...

Something weird's going on.

- DENNIS:
Julie?

- Yeah, I'm back here.

Hey, um, I wanted to talk to you...

(SHRIEKS) Dennis!

Oh, sorry! Sorry.

Oh, my God!

(LAUGHS) Sorry.

You mind if I set up

a couple cameras around the house?

I'm not going to talk to you right now.

Okay, I'll... I'll take that as a yes?

- I hate you!

- Okay. Love you, too.

KATIE:
How long do the tapes last?

DENNIS:
About six hours each.

So you have to change

them every six hours?

Mmm, yes.

Katie, can you hop out of the frame?

- Okay. Is that good?

- Yeah, so I can...

Keep going.

- KATIE:
Can I see it?

- Sure.

Here. Come here. See it?

Yeah.

- Pretty cool, right?

- Mmm-hmm.

So, what are you trying to see?

Uh, anything unusual or strange.

Oh, no, it's not that.

Don't touch the camera.

- Kristi?

- Yeah?

Don't touch the camera or anything.

Katie, just leave it alone.

(CLATTERING)

- Dennis.

- What?

Really?

Don't you think

you're overreacting a little?

This is a new house.

It shouldn't be making these noises.

Not just in here.

It's in the girls' room, too.

No...

This is not gonna work here.

Like, what do you think

you're gonna catch?

Whatever's in our house.

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