Paranormal Activity 4

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Aunt Katie brought you

a present, Hunter.

Hunter, are you

gonna open this or am I?

You wanna open it?

No, no. Don't push it.

Hunter, this is for you,

from your favorite aunt, Katie.

From your best aunt.

That's true. I won't lie. I am.

Come here. Okay.

Hunter, show Mommy

what your Aunt Katie gave you.

Look.

Wait. Is it the box or is it the necklace?

I got him a box. And also this.

Good-bye, Hunter! I love you!

Bye, Auntie!

Bye, sis. See you soon.

All right.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

How I wonder what you...

Daniel?

Is that you?

Katie?

Stop! Wait!

Slow down, please.

You're so fast.

- You're such a fast ninja.

- Oh, man. I'm so out of shape.

I hope they're giving out inhalers.

Need some extra air here.

Looky here.

- How you doing? Good, good.

- Good, how are you?

This is my friend, Ben.

- Hey, Ben, how are you?

- How you doing?

- It's a pound!

- My name is Wyatt.

I heard you and my dad

went golfing last weekend?

We did. We did.

Did you get me some Kit Kats?

And then I got you some Kit Kats.

You did get me some Kit Kats.

I'm glad you're starting to remember.

Go get some candy.

They got a bunch up there.

The scarecrow?

I'll go get you candy-

Better watch out.

Not a scarecrow.

See? It's totally fake. It's just hay.

What kind of candy you want?

You want chocolate?

-Lollipop?

-Lollipop.

You want lollipops. Lollipops...

- I just sh*t my pants. I just sh*t my pants.

- Don't say that.

Ben, that's why

they're called "scare-crow."

Really went all out

on the costume this year, huh?

I'm saving it for the party.

Hey, Wyatt, look.

We have new neighbors.

- Hi.

- Hey.

Guess we'll meet them another day.

- Hi, Mrs. Nelson.

- Put down the camera. Hello.

Look at all this candy.

Don't even tell me

you filled the whole thing.

Oh, my gosh.

That is a lovely costume.

Are you supposed to be

one of the Village People?

I'm supposed to be...

Those look really good, actually.

Thank you.

Well, you may have one or more.

Wow, that's a lot of candy!

Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no!

You said that we were gonna get a third.

"---90 get ready.

- Sorry.

What's wrong with you?

Hey, now that she's gone,

can I get a Kit Kat?

Nope.

Who's ready for a...

You ready for a bath, big guy?

Saw that movie you made.

It's pretty good.

- Thank you so much.

- Maybe I could be in your next one.

Yeah. Yeah, maybe you can.

I like your bank robber costume.

- Thanks.

- See you later.

It's totally not a bank robber.

What's up, kitty?

Howdy, ma'am. What's up?

Got anything you want to tell

me about Alex?

Any pointers?

What? Really?

- Mom, we're gonna go now. Bye.

- Bye.

Wait, wait, wait.

Okay. Where's the rest of that costume?

- Dad!

- Come on. Don't you wanna wear pants?

No. Okay, bye.

- Front door open.

- Love you!

- Did you just call me your best friend?

- Yeah.

All right, well,

that'll make me feel real good.

I'm sure Tanya

wants a little bit of this and that.

- Wait, this is the shortcut?

- Yeah.

I hope the new neighbors

are as cool as the old ones.

Okay, let's find out.

- There's a kid! There's a kid!

- What? What?

What the f***?

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, hon! Come on, hon!

Come on, get in there!

- Come on, come on, come on!

- Come on, honey, get it in there!

Let's go! Get in there.

Come on, Wyatt!

Would you get the game?

Wyatt, give me a wave!

- Come on, come on!

- Yes! Thank you!

Go get it, honey! Go!

Take it, take it, take it!

He's bigger.

Honey, that was nice!

Go, Wyatt! Come on, Wy!

Get in there! Get in there!

Very nice.

Can you tell me your name?

Wyatt.

Yeah? How old are you?

Six.

Who's your favorite sister in the world?

Where's Dad?

He's on his way.

He's gonna be here any second.

Well, he missed the soccer game.

- I know. But that's, you know...

- And he missed...

- And he's missing half of lunch.

- I know.

Boomerang!

Hey, guys.

Hey, it's Dad!

Oh, my gosh! Tell me you won.

- Nope.

- No.

- Did you score?

- Nope.

- All right. Hey, that's okay anyway.

- We only got one point, and...

- Look what I got for you. Okay.

- It's okay. That was a great game.

- I got it all on tape, so you can watch it.

- That's what I need.

Where's the ice cream?

Where's the ice cream?

Wyatt, I have an idea.

Wait, come here, come here.

Look, I want to show you

something really cool.

- You got it? You sure?

- Yeah, I do.

Okay. Don't drop it, okay?

Don't drop it. Is it too heavy?

Just go like this.

You can do it. You were almost

doing it a little while ago.

Watch.

I need more time.

Come on, hey, don't...

How much wood

can a woodchuck chuck...

How much stuff could you eat and stuff?

No! That's not even close.

How much wood

can a woodchuck chuck?

How much wood

could a woodchuck chuck

if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

There's that kid again.

Yeah, it is.

All right, you guys, we're home.

Did he walk all the way

home from the park?

- That was really good. One more time.

- Hole in one.

All right, you guys,

let's get ready. We got to go.

Okay.

Okay, let me see what you got.

Line up.

Front door open.

What's up?

Hello, Ben.

Did you just let yourself into my house?

The Hide-a-Key's not very hidden.

- What's up, big dawg?

- What's up, little dawg?

Wyatt, honey. Wyatt!

You got to come upstairs

and get dressed. Hi, Ben.

When are your parents leaving?

I don't know. Soon.

I wanna get this party started!

It's not a party, it's just, like, a kickback.

It's a party-

- What is it called?

- It's a palate expander.

No, I... I can't understand what you're...

A palate expander.

Okay, I heard "pirate."

What... Pirate what?

Palatal expander.

- Oh, my God.

-"Palate expander"?

- Yes. Yes.

- It's a palate expander.

Why didn't you just say that

at the beginning?

That's what I've been saying all day!

- A puritto.

- A what?

"Puritto." It's a pizza rolled up...

All right. Honey? We're off.

- All right. Yeah.

- You know the rules. Be good.

- Hey, illy.

- I love you, too.

Same goes for you, too. I own a gun.

- I promise.

- You own a gun?

- That's right. It's a shotgun.

- Where's the gun?

Where is it?

- My dad owns a gun.

-"llly."

Don't lose.

Damn it!

- I'm still ahead.

- I'm serving, I'm serving.

You girls are doing a fantastic job.

- Oh, my God. Get out of the way.

- You're wonderful.

- You're gonna block us.

- Ben, get out of the way! Ben!

- Such gross people.

- You're such a mother figure.

Why did we not have them

stay back and help?

- They're so gross.

- That was stupid.

- You're done?

- What?

You just done? Good to sit?

I didn't really ever start, personally.

All right, I'm taking a break, too.

Do you want to

come sit closer?

I just hate yelling, and I know that I'm...

You hate yelling?

- Okay.

- See? Isn't that much better?

It's more comfortable.

This couch, just, in general,

is more comfortable.

No.

Ben!

Is that... Is it too much?

No.

- What do you want to do?

- I don't know.

It's kind of hot in here.

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